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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:08 am

1. Nikiana

Quote:

✖ adjective: horny
✖ adjective: childish
✖ celebrity: Michael Jackson
✖ another celebrity: Mary Kate Olson
✖ animal: wombat
✖ verb: banged
✖ noun: teapot
✖ noun: shower head
✖ body part: scrotum
✖ adverb: provocatively
✖ adjective: long
✖ adverb: repeatedly
✖ adjective: thick
✖ adjective: slimy
✖ body part: armpit
✖ adjective: pulsing
✖ noun: antler
✖ adjective: shiny

2. Raguel Archangel

Quote:

✖ adjective: humid
✖ adjective: cold
✖ celebrity: Tom Selleck
✖ another celebrity: Richard Dean Anderson
✖ animal: platypus
✖ verb: ran
✖ noun: gourd
✖ noun: bubbles
✖ body part: index finger
✖ adverb: rapidly
✖ adjective: fluffy
✖ adverb: cautiously
✖ adjective: loosely
✖ adjective: pretty
✖ body part: knuckle
✖ adjective: large
✖ noun: kitchen sink
✖ adjective: lumpy

3. FllnFalcon

Quote:

✖ adjective: Loony
✖ adjective: loopy
✖ celebrity: samuel L. jackson
✖ another celebrity: Opra
✖ animal:Fruit bat
✖ verb: Canoodled
✖ noun: ice cream
✖ noun: Poodle
✖ body part: eyelash
✖ adverb: Supper slippery
✖ adjective: Sticky
✖ adverb: extremely thick
✖ adjective: Bloody
✖ adjective: slick
✖ body part: pinky
✖ adjective: bouncy
✖ noun: Rock
✖ adjective: smokin'

4. Fweedle

Quote:

✖ adjective: Heavy
✖ adjective: Gigantic
✖ celebrity: Paris Hilton
✖ another celebrity: Lindsey Lohan
✖ animal: Spider
✖ verb: Skip
✖ noun: Vase
✖ noun: Banana
✖ body part: Breast
✖ adverb: Quickly
✖ adjective: Slimy
✖ adverb: Slowly
✖ adjective: Sticky
✖ adjective: Promiscuous
✖ body part: p***s
✖ adjective: Perfect
✖ noun: Ice cream
✖ adjective: Creamy

5. Avaloche

Quote:

✖ adjective: Frigid
✖ adjective: Scorching
✖ celebrity: Britney Spears
✖ another celebrity: Madonna
✖ animal: Bear
✖ verb: Mount
✖ noun: Swelling
✖ noun: Lump
✖ body part: Tongue
✖ adverb: Impatiently
✖ adjective: Bashful
✖ adverb: Labouriously
✖ adjective: Exotic
✖ adjective: Erect
✖ body part: Butt
✖ adjective: Nauseating
✖ noun: Milk
✖ adjective: Robust

6. shyanimegrl

Quote:

✖ adjective: vengeful
✖ adjective: secretive
✖ celebrity: Kyoko Mogami
✖ another celebrity: Tsuruga Ren
✖ animal: rooster
✖ verb: act
✖ noun: love
✖ noun: company
✖ body part: eye
✖ adverb: wholeheartedly
✖ adjective: eccentric
✖ adverb: worriedly
✖ adjective: busy
✖ adjective: observant
✖ body part: hand
✖ adjective: respectful
✖ noun: doll
✖ adjective: gentle

7. Darkness Everlasting

Quote:

✖ adjective: blue
✖ adjective: cold
✖ celebrity: Jim Carrey
✖ another celebrity: Alyssa Milano
✖ animal: field mouse
✖ verb: give
✖ noun: heart
✖ noun: hat
✖ body part: wenis
✖ adverb: often
✖ adjective: annoying
✖ adverb: amazingly
✖ adjective: frosted
✖ adjective: steamy
✖ body part: head
✖ adjective: fat
✖ noun: rock
✖ adjective: hard

8. Ryuukishin

Quote:

✖ adjective: blue
✖ adjective: freezing
✖ celebrity: Bond... James Bond
✖ another celebrity: Britney Spears
✖ animal: cow
✖ verb: skip
✖ noun: worms
✖ noun: fountain
✖ body part: small toe
✖ adverb: slowly
✖ adjective: burning
✖ adverb: quickly
✖ adjective: large
✖ adjective: orange
✖ body part: lips
✖ adjective: bristly
✖ noun: chair
✖ adjective: miniscule

9. Jezbel

Quote:

✖ adjective: Crazy
✖ adjective: Deafening
✖ celebrity: Angelina Jolie
✖ another celebrity: Daniel Radcliffe
✖ animal: Wolf
✖ verb: Call
✖ noun: Cake
✖ noun: Trip
✖ body part: Elbow
✖ adverb: Loudly
✖ adjective: Sticky
✖ adverb: Fast
✖ adjective: Delicious
✖ adjective: Zealous
✖ body part: Ankle
✖ adjective: Rapid
✖ noun: Reward
✖ adjective: Easy

10. Mei Silja

Quote:

✖ adjective: Runny
✖ adjective: Goopy
✖ celebrity: Johnny depp
✖ another celebrity: Pink
✖ animal: Dog
✖ verb: Ate
✖ noun: Snot
✖ noun: Peanut
✖ body part: Foot
✖ adverb: Amazingly heavy
✖ adjective: Salty
✖ adverb: Really funny
✖ adjective: Totally dumb
✖ adjective: Hugely fake
✖ body part: Nose
✖ adjective: Completely flat
✖ noun: Banana
✖ adjective:Way rotten

11. Tyia47

Quote:

✖ adjective: soft
✖ adjective: verisimilitudinous
✖ celebrity: Angelina Jolie
✖ another celebrity: Santa Claus
✖ animal: Jackelope
✖ verb: sneeze
✖ noun: napkin
✖ noun: bridal gown
✖ body part: toe
✖ adverb: quickly
✖ adjective: hairy
✖ adverb: stupendously
✖ adjective: short
✖ adjective: slimy
✖ body part: left butt cheek
✖ adjective: fuzzy
✖ noun: pickle
✖ adjective: sticky

12. frost rain

Quote:

✖ adjective: sanguine
✖ adjective: ethereal
✖ celebrity: Elijah Wood
✖ another celebrity: Brenda Song
✖ animal: Mongoose
✖ verb: dance
✖ noun: gun
✖ noun: marshmallow
✖ body part: elbow
✖ adverb: swiftly
✖ adjective: shiny
✖ adverb: sluggishly
✖ adjective: disturbingly
✖ adjective: maniacally
✖ body part: ear
✖ adjective: silky
✖ noun: white
✖ adjective: florid

13. Sinbari

Quote:

✖ adjective: dirty
✖ adjective: creamy
✖ celebrity: Arnold Schwarzenegger
✖ another celebrity: Howie Mandel
✖ animal: marmoset
✖ verb: eradicate
✖ noun: mausoleum
✖ noun: cacophony
✖ body part: tongue
✖ adverb: longingly
✖ adjective: heinous
✖ adverb: verbatim
✖ adjective: aqueous
✖ adjective: cavernous
✖ body part: thorax
✖ adjective: flatulent
✖ noun: lobotomy
✖ adjective: vivacious

14. Shiningamisgirl

Quote:

✖ adjective: humpy
✖ adjective: ticklish
✖ celebrity: Britney Spears
✖ another celebrity: Clay akon
✖ animal: kinkachu
✖ verb: slammed
✖ noun: Tupperware
✖ noun: soap bubble
✖ body part: pinky
✖ adverb: sexualy
✖ adjective: round
✖ adverb: constantly
✖ adjective: flub
✖ adjective: lengthy
✖ body part: tongue
✖ adjective: squirming
✖ noun: wing
✖ adjective: blinding

15. Strawberry Mints

Quote:

✖ adjective: Burnt
✖ adjective: Melty
✖ celebrity: Orlando Bloom
✖ another celebrity: Vanessa Hudgens
✖ animal: Sugar Glider
✖ verb: Lie/Lay
✖ noun: Rooster
✖ noun: Lube
✖ body part: Adam's Apple
✖ adverb: Extremely
✖ adjective: Sweet
✖ adverb: Majorly
✖ adjective: Luscious
✖ adjective: Unsightly
✖ body part: Cheeks
✖ adjective: Sweaty
✖ noun: Cherry
✖ adjective: Elated

16. Fictiophilia

Quote:

✖ adjective: Rough
✖ adjective: Widespread
✖ celebrity: Robert Pattinson (Sorry. Just had to. LOL.)
✖ another celebrity: Will Smith
✖ animal: Elephant
✖ verb: Exude
✖ noun: Peach
✖ noun: Thong
✖ body part: Inner Thigh
✖ adverb: Teasingly
✖ adjective: Firm
✖ adverb: Impulsively
✖ adjective: Slimy
✖ adjective: Delicious
✖ body part: Nostril
✖ adjective: Firm
✖ noun: Vibrator
✖ adjective: Suggestive

17. CuterThanYou

Quote:

✖ adjective: screwy
✖ adjective: ridiculous
✖ celebrity: Tom Cruise
✖ another celebrity: Pamela Anderson
✖ animal: flamingo
✖ verb: taste
✖ noun: mold
✖ noun: man
✖ body part: upper lip
✖ adverb: manly
✖ adjective: lumpy
✖ adverb: hard
✖ adjective: plump
✖ adjective: squishy
✖ body part: ankle
✖ adjective: sweet
✖ noun: lady
✖ adjective: awesome

18. Prince of Iran

Quote:

✖ adjective:Big
✖ adjective:Small
✖ celebrity:Tarkan
✖ another celebrity:Arash
✖ animal:Monkey
✖ verb:Walk
✖ noun:Stake
✖ noun: President
✖ body part: Eye
✖ adverb:Slowly
✖ adjective:Large
✖ adverb:amazingly
✖ adjective:Green
✖ adjective:Red
✖ body part:Mouth
✖ adjective:White
✖ noun:apple
✖ adjective:Ugly

19. lylstarryazngurl

Quote:

✖ adjective: flaccid
✖ adjective: exacerbate
✖ celebrity: Britney Spears
✖ another celebrity: Arnold Schwarzenegger
✖ animal: polar bear
✖ verb: defenestrate
✖ noun: poop
✖ noun: condom
✖ body part: armpit
✖ adverb: sporadically
✖ adjective: illicit
✖ adverb: seductively
✖ adjective: nefarious
✖ adjective: accretion
✖ body part: buttock
✖ adjective: rough
✖ noun: Arachibutyrophobia
✖ adjective: naughty

20. Mika_Yumi

Quote:

✖ adjective: Fluffy
✖ adjective: Beautiful
✖ celebrity: Billie Piper
✖ another celebrity: Eddie Izzard
✖ animal: Emu
✖ verb: Jump
✖ noun: Brick
✖ noun: Bed
✖ body part: Ear
✖ adverb: Curiously
✖ adjective: Quirky
✖ adverb: Voraciously
✖ adjective: Crusty
✖ adjective: Frosty
✖ body part: Naval
✖ adjective: Porous
✖ noun: Trampoline
✖ adjective: Stingy

21. NTrinnu2

Quote:

✖ adjective: Puffy
✖ adjective: Clumsy
✖ celebrity: Paris Hilton
✖ another celebrity: Brad Pitt
✖ animal: Gorilla
✖ verb: Skips
✖ noun: lunch
✖ noun: dinner
✖ body part: arm
✖ adverb: jealously
✖ adjective: clean
✖ adverb: dirtily
✖ adjective: bouncy
✖ adjective: fat
✖ body part: butt
✖ adjective: little
✖ noun: tablet
✖ adjective: big

22. Astro Zombies`

Quote:

✖ adjective:Flighty
✖ adjective:Sugary
✖ celebrity:50 Cent
✖ another celebrity:Miley Cyrus
✖ animal:Flamingo
✖ verb:Jump
✖ noun:Train
✖ noun:Couch
✖ body part:Toe
✖ adverb:Gently
✖ adjective:Large
✖ adverb:Quietly
✖ adjective:Smart
✖ adjective:Ugly
✖ body part:Elbow
✖ adjective:Low
✖ noun:Pen
✖ adjective: Small

23. Lady Aria Starstone

Quote:

✖ adjective: Lovely
✖ adjective: Impetuous
✖ celebrity: J. K. Rowling
✖ another celebrity: Prince William
✖ animal: Axolotl
✖ verb: Defenestrate
✖ noun: Bottle
✖ noun: Paper
✖ body part: Hair
✖ adverb: bouncily
✖ adjective: Dark
✖ adverb: fast
✖ adjective: darling
✖ adjective: dreary
✖ body part: leg
✖ adjective: graceful
✖ noun: Statue
✖ adjective: Giant

24. Kuuro Kitten

Quote:

✖ adjective: squalid
✖ adjective: ossified
✖ celebrity: Michael Jackson
✖ another celebrity: Alfonso Ribeiro (Carlton from Fresh Prince XD )
✖ animal: chinchilla
✖ verb: yodel
✖ noun: bedroom
✖ noun: chicken
✖ body part: armpit
✖ adverb: spasmodically
✖ adjective: chunky
✖ adverb: zestfully
✖ adjective: dysfunctional
✖ adjective: erect
✖ body part: scrotum
✖ adjective: therapeutic
✖ noun: juice
✖ adjective: guttural

25. Lissome Llia

Quote:

✖ adjective: eccentric
✖ adjective: ponderous
✖ celebrity: Keanu Reeves
✖ another celebrity: Pikachu
✖ animal: lizard
✖ verb: gyrate
✖ noun: d***o
✖ noun: banana
✖ body part: finger
✖ adverb: tenderly
✖ adjective: gargantuan
✖ adverb: sarcastically
✖ adjective: unfortunate
✖ adjective: sanguine
✖ body part: ear
✖ adjective: stiff
✖ noun: sausage
✖ adjective: caustic

26. Miroke

Quote:

✖ adjective: slimy
✖ adjective: purple
✖ celebrity: Chuck Norris
✖ another celebrity:Cthulhu
✖ animal: hedgehog
✖ verb: floundered
✖ noun: loofa
✖ noun: bathtub
✖ body part: Coccyx
✖ adverb: menacingly
✖ adjective:fuzzy
✖ adverb: horribly
✖ adjective: flaming
✖ adjective: oozy
✖ body part: Wenis
✖ adjective:circular
✖ noun:corset
✖ adjective:bloody

27. [Sobakasu]

Quote:

✖ adjective:round
✖ adjective:tight
✖ celebrity:Hanna Montana
✖ another celebrity:Hugh Hefner
✖ animal:sea cow
✖ verb:masticate
✖ noun:cucumber
✖ noun:zucchini
✖ body part:finger
✖ adverb:quickly
✖ adjective:sleek
✖ adverb:slowly
✖ adjective:mammoth
✖ adjective:pleasant
✖ body part:tongue
✖ adjective:greasy
✖ noun:kitchen
✖ adjective:beautiful

28. Tara_Nepion

Quote:

✖ adjective: incandescent
✖ adjective: lamentable
✖ celebrity: Johnny Depp
✖ another celebrity: Tom Hanks
✖ animal: platypus
✖ verb: masticate
✖ noun: zephyr
✖ noun: harmonica
✖ body part: patella
✖ adverb: asymmetrically
✖ adjective: rotund
✖ adverb: clairvoyantly
✖ adjective: toothsome
✖ adjective: tawdry
✖ body part: belly button
✖ adjective: vacuous
✖ noun: kite
✖ adjective: flatulent

29. [.Ginger Wonton.]

Quote:

✖ adjective: Fetid
✖ adjective: Sonorous
✖ celebrity: Justin Timberlake
✖ another celebrity: Orlando Bloom
✖ animal: Hippopotamus
✖ verb: Frolicking
✖ noun: Tissue
✖ noun: Bottle
✖ body part: Thigh
✖ adverb: Slowly
✖ adjective: Frenetic
✖ adverb: Tiredly
✖ adjective: Robust
✖ adjective: Swell
✖ body part: Buttock
✖ adjective: Tasteless
✖ noun: Router
✖ adjective: Repulsive

30. Madness_insanity

Quote:

✖ adjective: magnificent
✖ adjective: giddy
✖ celebrity: Madonna
✖ another celebrity: Jack Black
✖ animal: Sea Cucumber
✖ verb: rehabillitate
✖ noun: quicksand
✖ noun: plunger
✖ body part: tongue
✖ adverb: stealthily
✖ adjective: grotesque
✖ adverb: fiercly
✖ adjective: quizzical
✖ adjective: rabid
✖ body part: arm pit
✖ adjective: acrid
✖ noun: mint
✖ adjective: obscene

31. Artifect

Quote:

✖ adjective: wet
✖ adjective: huge
✖ celebrity: Flavor Flav
✖ another celebrity: Paris Hilton
✖ animal: chihuahua
✖ verb: flying
✖ noun: rubber chicken
✖ noun: clown shoe
✖ body part: nipp.le
✖ adverb: wonderfully
✖ adjective: fake
✖ adverb: insanely
✖ adjective: butch
✖ adjective: sloppy
✖ body part: butt cheek
✖ adjective: gay
✖ noun: cell phone
✖ adjective: wrinkly

32. White Oblivion

Quote:

✖ adjective: proud
✖ adjective: narrow
✖ celebrity: Madonna
✖ another celebrity: Michael Jackson
✖ animal: elephant
✖ verb: burn
✖ noun: table
✖ noun: pet
✖ body part: heel
✖ adverb: intensively
✖ adjective: tall
✖ adverb: rarely
✖ adjective: elite
✖ adjective: precious
✖ body part: toe
✖ adjective: quixotic
✖ noun: imagination
✖ adjective: ubiquitous

33. Zactura

Quote:

✖ adjective: Fluffy
✖ adjective: Puffy
✖ celebrity: MC Hammer
✖ another celebrity: Ice Ice Baby
✖ animal: Puppy
✖ verb: danced
✖ noun: conga
✖ noun: *****/>✖ body part: toes
✖ adverb: awkwardly
✖ adjective: green
✖ adverb: fantastically
✖ adjective: zebra-ish
✖ adjective: sore
✖ body part: nostril
✖ adjective: sparkling
✖ noun: monkey
✖ adjective: blue

34. Teh Zan

Quote:

✖ adjective: crusty
✖ adjective: chunky
✖ celebrity: God
✖ another celebrity: Lucifer
✖ animal: Dodo Bird
✖ verb: disappear
✖ noun: playing cards
✖ noun: statue
✖ body part: nose
✖ adverb: swiftly
✖ adjective: sexy
✖ adverb: anticlimactically
✖ adjective: invisible
✖ adjective: smooth
✖ body part: knee cap
✖ adjective: drenched
✖ noun: marionette
✖ adjective:useless

35. Bouncy_Pineapple

Quote:

✖ adjective: fluffy
✖ adjective: spiffy
✖ celebrity: Tom Cruise
✖ another celebrity: Simon Cowell
✖ animal: lemur
✖ verb: rolling
✖ noun: spork
✖ noun: thesaurus
✖ body part: pelvis
✖ adverb: colorfully
✖ adjective: heavy
✖ adverb: loudly
✖ adjective: chirpy
✖ adjective: adorable
✖ body part: eyebrow
✖ adjective: emo
✖ noun: banana
✖ adjective: painful

36. Chromatically Metallic

Quote:

✖ adjective: wet
✖ adjective: anger-blotched
✖ celebrity: Patrick Steward
✖ another celebrity: Tom Cruise
✖ animal: Platypus
✖ verb: aroused
✖ noun: post
✖ noun: saddle
✖ body part: thigh
✖ adverb: dizzily
✖ adjective: bloody
✖ adverb: lopsidedly
✖ adjective: vulumtuous
✖ adjective: smooth
✖ body part: tongue
✖ adjective: happy
✖ noun: wound
✖ adjective: pure

37. Tuatha De

Quote:

✖ adjective: moist
✖ adjective: insinuating
✖ celebrity: Robert Pattinson
✖ another celebrity: William Shatner
✖ animal: kiwi
✖ verb: kidnap
✖ noun: muffin
✖ noun: teacup
✖ body part: pancreas
✖ adverb: inappropriately
✖ adjective: horrible
✖ adverb: madly
✖ adjective: dazzling
✖ adjective: broken
✖ body part: face
✖ adjective: naughty
✖ noun: mailbox
✖ adjective: explosive

38. Manda

Quote:

✖ adjective: mauve
✖ adjective: jelly-like
✖ celebrity: Weird Al
✖ another celebrity: Brad Pitt
✖ animal: chinchilla
✖ verb: slurp
✖ noun: sugar
✖ noun: water
✖ body part: butt
✖ adverb: noisily
✖ adjective: flashy
✖ adverb: creepily
✖ adjective: stupid
✖ adjective: wet
✖ body part: big toe
✖ adjective: oblong
✖ noun: helium
✖ adjective: insane

39. RaiMidori

Quote:

✖ adjective: decapitated
✖ adjective: spherical
✖ celebrity: Bill Nye the Science Guy
✖ another celebrity: Winnie the Pooh
✖ animal: superciliaried hemispingus (you bet it's real)
✖ verb: discombobulate
✖ noun: LOOFAH
✖ noun: TONFA
✖ body part: solar plexus
✖ adverb: agonizingly
✖ adjective: wart-covered
✖ adverb: flummoxedly
✖ adjective: sanitized
✖ adjective: dead
✖ body part: Achilles tendon
✖ adjective: linty
✖ noun: eggplant cake
✖ adjective: explosive

40. Kamileunaire

Quote:

✖ adjective: fugly
✖ adjective: corndoggish
✖ celebrity: Mister Rogers
✖ another celebrity: Jack Black
✖ animal: jaguar shark
✖ verb: hump
✖ noun: weiner
✖ noun: n****e
✖ body part: buttcheek
✖ adverb: retardedly
✖ adjective: hideous
✖ adverb: voluptuously
✖ adjective: buttheaded
✖ adjective: moronic
✖ body part: brain
✖ adjective: groaty
✖ noun: turd
✖ adjective: skanky

41. vegeta_nathan13

Quote:

✖ adjective: goopy
✖ adjective: blotchy
✖ celebrity: O.J. Simpson
✖ another celebrity: Ask Ketchum
✖ animal: dodo bird
✖ verb: lick(s)
✖ noun: pancake
✖ noun: trumpet
✖ body part: left foot big toe
✖ adverb: slowly
✖ adjective: bloody
✖ adverb: friendly
✖ adjective: clueless
✖ adjective: sympathetic
✖ body part: tounge
✖ adjective: rich
✖ noun: pikachu
✖ adjective: sluggish

42. Tangled Puppet

Quote:

✖ adjective: Jealous
✖ adjective: Dizzy
✖ celebrity: George Clooney
✖ another celebrity: Johnny Depp
✖ animal: Elephant
✖ verb: Engroged
✖ noun: Moan
✖ noun: Texture
✖ body part: Nose
✖ adverb: Vivaciously
✖ adjective: Breezy
✖ adverb: Seriously
✖ adjective: Incompetent
✖ adjective: Ruddy
✖ body part: Big toe
✖ adjective: Voracious
✖ noun: Pleasure
✖ adjective: X-rated

43. Kunimai

Quote:

✖ adjective: Jiggly
✖ adjective: Circular
✖ celebrity: Kristen Stewart
✖ another celebrity: Robert Patinson
✖ animal: Vampire Bat
✖ verb: Burning
✖ noun: Foon
✖ noun: Marionette
✖ body part: Left Ear Lobe
✖ adverb: Daintily
✖ adjective: Firm
✖ adverb: Gradually
✖ adjective: Wooly
✖ adjective: Massive
✖ body part: Spleen
✖ adjective: Putrid
✖ noun: Tea Cup
✖ adjective: Sticky

44. akihito koboyashi

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✖ adjective: drunken
✖ adjective: ********/>✖ celebrity: *****/>✖ another celebrity: nick nolte
✖ animal: liger
✖ verb: extrapolate
✖ noun: brawl
✖ noun: diaper
✖ body part: bone
✖ adverb: extremely
✖ adjective: lewd
✖ adverb: abreast
✖ adjective: ridicule
✖ adjective: dumb
✖ body part: cell
✖ adjective: laughable
✖ noun: farce
✖ adjective: possessive

45. Ameh

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✖ adjective: supple
✖ adjective: tangible
✖ celebrity: santa claus
✖ another celebrity: jack black
✖ animal: bunny
✖ verb: vaccuum
✖ noun: suction
✖ noun: fire
✖ body part: finger
✖ adverb: curiously
✖ adjective: wet
✖ adverb: innocently
✖ adjective: dry
✖ adjective: tantalizing
✖ body part: thigh
✖ adjective: sparkly
✖ noun: exterior
✖ adjective: fluffy

46. Meeki

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✖ adjective: squishy
✖ adjective: bloody
✖ celebrity: Dr. Tran
✖ another celebrity: Zoidberg
✖ animal: panda
✖ verb: decapitate
✖ noun: tentacle
✖ noun: child
✖ body part: eyeball
✖ adverb: cautiously
✖ adjective: sticky
✖ adverb: patiently
✖ adjective: bright
✖ adjective: messy
✖ body part: rib cage
✖ adjective: scary
✖ noun: Gaia
✖ adjective: dead

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:05 pm

1. Nikiana

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very horny and childish. He should have a physique like Michael Jackson, a profile like Mary Kate Olson, and the intelligence of a wombat. He must be polite and always remember to bang my teapot, to tip his shower head, and to take my scrotum when crossing the street. He should move provocatively, should have a long voice, and should always dress repeatedly. I would also like him to be a thick dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper slimy nothings in my armpit and hold my pulsing antler. I know a shiny man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

2. Raguel Archangel

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very humid and cold. He should have a physique like Tom Selleck, a profile like Richard Dean Anderson, and the intelligence of a platypus. He must be polite and always remember to run my gourd, to tip his bubbles, and to take my index finger when crossing the street. He should move rapidly, should have a fluffy voice, and should always dress cautiously. I would also like him to be a loose dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper pretty nothings in my knuckle and hold my large kitchen sink. I know a lumpy man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

3. FllnFalcon

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very loony and loopy. He should have a physique like Samuel L. Jackson, a profile like Oprah, and the intelligence of a bat. He must be polite and always remember to canoodle my ice cream, to tip his poodle, and to take my eyelash when crossing the street. He should move super slippery, should have a/an sticky voice, and should always dress extremely thick. I would also like him to be a bloody dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper slick nothings in my pinky and hold my bouncy rock. I know a smokin’ man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

4. Fweedle

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very heavy and gigantic. He should have a physique like Paris Hilton, a profile like Lindsey Lohan, and the intelligence of a spider. He must be polite and always remember to skip my vase, to tip his banana, and to take my breast when crossing the street. He should move quickly, should have a slimy voice, and should always dress slowly. I would also like him to be a sticky dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper promiscuous nothings in my p***s and hold my perfect ice cream. I know a creamy man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

5. Avaloche

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very frigid and scorching. He should have a physique like Britney Spears, a profile like Madonna, and the intelligence of a bear. He must be polite and always remember to mount my swelling, to tip his lump, and to take my tongue when crossing the street. He should move impatiently, should have a bashful voice, and should always dress labouriously. I would also like him to be an exotic dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper erect nothings in my butt and hold my nauseating milk. I know a robust man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

6. shyanimegrl

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very vengeful and secretive. He should have a physique like Kyoko Mogami, a profile like Tsuruga Ren, and the intelligence of a rooster. He must be polite and always remember to act my love, to tip his company, and to take my eye when crossing the street. He should move wholeheartedly, should have an eccentric voice, and should always dress worriedly. I would also like him to be a busy dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper observant nothings in my hand and hold my respectful doll. I know a gentle man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

7. Darkness Everlasting

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very blue and cold. He should have a physique like Jim Carrey, a profile like Alyssa Milano, and the intelligence of a field mouse. He must be polite and always remember to give my heart, to tip his hat, and to take my wenis when crossing the street. He should move often, should have an annoying voice, and should always dress amazingly. I would also like him to be a frosted dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper steamy nothings in my head and hold my fat rock. I know a hard man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

8. Ryuukishin

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very blue and freezing. He should have a physique like Bond... James Bond, a profile like Britney Spears, and the intelligence of a cow. He must be polite and always remember to skip my worms, to tip his fountain, and to take my small toe when crossing the street. He should move slowly, should have a burning voice, and should always dress quickly. I would also like him to be a large dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper orange nothings in my lips and hold my bristly chair. I know a miniscule man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

9. Jezbel

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very crazy and deafening. He should have a physique like Angelina Jolie, a profile like Daniel Radcliffe, and the intelligence of a wolf. He must be polite and always remember to call my cake, to tip his trip, and to take my elbow when crossing the street. He should move loudly, should have a sticky voice, and should always dress fast. I would also like him to be a delicious dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper zealous nothings in my ankle and hold my rapid reward. I know an easy man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

10. Mei Silja

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very runny and goopy. He should have a physique like Johnny Depp, a profile like Pink, and the intelligence of a dog. He must be polite and always remember to eat my snot, to tip his peanut, and to take my foot when crossing the street. He should move amazingly heavily, should have a salty voice, and should always dress really funnily. I would also like him to be a totally dumb dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper hugely fake nothings in my nose and hold my completely flat banana. I know a way rotten man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

11. Tyia47

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very soft and verisimilitudinous. He should have a physique like Angelina Jolie, a profile like Santa Claus, and the intelligence of a jackelope. He must be polite and always remember to sneeze my napkin, to tip his bridal gown, and to take my toe when crossing the street. He should move quickly, should have a hairy voice, and should always dress stupendously. I would also like him to be a short dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper slimy nothings in my left butt cheek and hold my fuzzy pickle. I know a sticky man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

12. frost rain

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very sanguine and ethereal. He should have a physique like Elijah Wood, a profile like Brenda Song, and the intelligence of a mongoose. He must be polite and always remember to dance my gun, to tip his marshmallow, and to take my elbow when crossing the street. He should move swiftly, should have a shiny voice, and should always dress sluggishly. I would also like him to be a disturbing dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper maniacal nothings in my ear and hold my silky white. I know a florid man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

13. Sinbari

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very dirty and creamy. He should have a physique like Arnold Schwarzenegger, a profile like Howie Mandel, and the intelligence of a marmoset. He must be polite and always remember to eradicate my mausoleum, to tip his cacophony, and to take my tongue when crossing the street. He should move longingly, should have a heinous voice, and should always dress verbatim. I would also like him to be an aqueous dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper cavernous nothings in my thorax and hold my flatulent lobotomy. I know a vivacious man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

14. Shiningamisgirl

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very humpy and ticklish. He should have a physique like Britney Spears, a profile like Clay Akon, and the intelligence of a kinkachu. He must be polite and always remember to slam my tupperware, to tip his soap bubble, and to take my pinky when crossing the street. He should move sexually, should have a round voice, and should always dress constantly. I would also like him to be a flub dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper lengthy nothings in my tongue and hold my squirming wing. I know a blinding man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

15. Strawberry Mints

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very burnt and melty. He should have a physique like Orlando Bloom, a profile like Vanessa Hudgens, and the intelligence of a sugar glider. He must be polite and always remember to lay my rooster, to tip his lube, and to take my adam’s apple when crossing the street. He should move extremely, should have a sweet voice, and should always dress majorly. I would also like him to be a luscious dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper unsightly nothings in my cheeks and hold my sweaty cherry. I know an elated man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

16. fictiophilia

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very rough and widespread. He should have a physique like Robert Pattinson, a profile like Will Smith, and the intelligence of an elephant. He must be polite and always remember to exude my peach, to tip his thong, and to take my inner thigh when crossing the street. He should move teasingly, should have a firm voice, and should always dress impulsively. I would also like him to be a slimy dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper delicious nothings in my nostril and hold my firm vibrator. I know a suggestive man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

17. CuterThanYou

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very screwy and ridiculous. He should have a physique like Tom Cruise, a profile like Pamela Anderson, and the intelligence of a flamingo. He must be polite and always remember to taste my mold, to tip his man, and to take my upper lip when crossing the street. He should move manly, should have a lumpy voice, and should always dress hard. I would also like him to be a plump dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper squishy nothings in my ankle and hold my sweet lady. I know an awesome man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

18. Prince of Iran

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very big and small. He should have a physique like Tarkan, a profile like Arash, and the intelligence of a monkey. He must be polite and always remember to walk my stake, to tip his president, and to take my eye when crossing the street. He should move slowly, should have a large voice, and should always dress amazingly. I would also like him to be a green dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper red nothings in my mouth and hold my white apple. I know an ugly man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

19. lylstarryazngurl

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very flaccid and exacerbate. He should have a physique like Britney Spears, a profile like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and the intelligence of a polar bear. He must be polite and always remember to defenstrate my poop, to tip his condom, and to take my armpit when crossing the street. He should move sporadically, should have an illicit voice, and should always dress seductively. I would also like him to be a nefarious dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper accretion nothings in my buttock and hold my rough Arachibutyrophobia . I know a naughty man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

20. Mika_Yumi

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very fluffy and beautiful. He should have a physique like Billie Piper, a profile like Eddie Izzard, and the intelligence of an emu. He must be polite and always remember to jump my brick, to tip his bed, and to take my ear when crossing the street. He should move curiously, should have a quirky voice, and should always dress voraciously. I would also like him to be a crusty dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper frosty nothings in my naval and hold my porous trampoline. I know a stingy man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

21. NTrinnu2

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very puffy and clumsy. He should have a physique like Paris Hilton, a profile like Brad Pitt, and the intelligence of a gorilla. He must be polite and always remember to skip my lunch, to tip his dinner, and to take my arm when crossing the street. He should move jealously, should have a clean voice, and should always dress dirtily. I would also like him to be a bouncy dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper fat nothings in my butt and hold my little tablet. I know a big man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

22. Astro Zombies`

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very flighty and sugary. He should have a physique like 50 Cent, a profile like Miley Cyrus, and the intelligence of a flamingo. He must be polite and always remember to jump my train, to tip his couch, and to take my toe when crossing the street. He should move gently, should have a large voice, and should always dress quietly. I would also like him to be a smart dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper ugly nothings in my elbow and hold my low pen. I know a small man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

23. Lady Aria Starstone

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very lovely and impetuous. He should have a physique like J. K. Rowling, a profile like Prince William, and the intelligence of an axolotl. He must be polite and always remember to defenestrate my bottle, to tip his paper, and to take my hair when crossing the street. He should move bouncily, should have a dark voice, and should always dress fast. I would also like him to be a darling dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper dreary nothings in my leg and hold my graceful statue. I know a giant man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

24. Kuuro Kitten

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very squalid and ossified. He should have a physique like Michael Jackson, a profile like Alfonso Ribeiro, and the intelligence of a chinchilla. He must be polite and always remember to yodel my bedroom, to tip his chicken, and to take my armpit when crossing the street. He should move spasmodically, should have a chunky voice, and should always dress zestfully. I would also like him to be a dysfunctional dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper erect nothings in my scrotum and hold my therapeutic juice. I know a guttural man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

25. Lissome Llia

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very eccentric and ponderous. He should have a physique like Keanu Reeves, a profile like pikachu, and the intelligence of a lizard. He must be polite and always remember to gyrate my d***o, to tip his banana, and to take my finger when crossing the street. He should move tenderly, should have a gargantuan voice, and should always dress sarcastically. I would also like him to be an unfortunate dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper sanguine nothings in my ear and hold my stiff sausage. I know a caustic man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

26. Miroke

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very slimy and purple. He should have a physique like Chuck Norris, a profile like Cthulhu, and the intelligence of a hedgehog. He must be polite and always remember to flounder my loofa, to tip his bathtub, and to take my coccyx when crossing the street. He should move menacingly, should have a fuzzy voice, and should always dress horribly. I would also like him to be a flaming dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper oozy nothings in my wenis and hold my circular corset. I know a bloody man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

27. [Sobakasu]

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very round and tight. He should have a physique like Hanna Montana, a profile like Hugh Hefner, and the intelligence of a sea cow. He must be polite and always remember to masticate my cucumber, to tip his zucchini, and to take my finger when crossing the street. He should move quickly, should have a sleek voice, and should always dress slowly. I would also like him to be a mammoth dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper pleasant nothings in my tongue and hold my greasy kitchen. I know a beautiful man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

28. Tara_Nepion

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very incandescent and lamentable. He should have a physique like Johnny Depp, a profile like Tom Hanks, and the intelligence of a platypus. He must be polite and always remember to masticate my zephyr, to tip his harmonica, and to take my patella when crossing the street. He should move asymmetrically, should have a rotund voice, and should always dress clairvoyantly. I would also like him to be a toothsome dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper tawdry nothings in my belly button and hold my vacuous kite. I know a flatulent man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

29. [.Ginger Wonton.]

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very fetid and sonorous. He should have a physique like Justin Timberlake, a profile like Orlando Bloom, and the intelligence of a hippopotamus. He must be polite and always remember to frolick my tissue, to tip his bottle, and to take my thigh when crossing the street. He should move slowly, should have a frenetic voice, and should always dress tiredly. I would also like him to be a robust dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper swell nothings in my buttock and hold my tasteless router. I know a repulsive man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

30. Madness_insanity

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very magnificent and giddy. He should have a physique like Madonna, a profile like Jack Black, and the intelligence of a sea cucumber. He must be polite and always remember to rehabilitate my quicksand, to tip his plunger, and to take my tongue when crossing the street. He should move stealthily, should have a grotesque voice, and should always dress fiercely. I would also like him to be a quizzical dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper rabid nothings in my arm pit and hold my acrid mint. I know an obscene man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

31. Artifect

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very wet and huge. He should have a physique like Flavor Flav, a profile like Paris Hilton, and the intelligence of a chihuahua. He must be polite and always remember to fly my rubber chicken, to tip his clown shoe, and to take my n****e when crossing the street. He should move wonderfully, should have a fake voice, and should always dress insanely. I would also like him to be a butch dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper sloppy nothings in my butt cheek and hold my gay cell phone. I know a wrinkly man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

32. White Oblivion

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very proud and narrow. He should have a physique like Madonna, a profile like Michael Jackson, and the intelligence of a elephant. He must be polite and always remember to burn my table, to tip his pet, and to take my heel when crossing the street. He should move intensively, should have a tall voice, and should always dress rarely. I would also like him to be a elite dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper precious nothings in my toe and hold my quixotic imagination. I know a ubiquitous man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

33. Zactura

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very fluffy and puffy. He should have a physique like MC Hammer, a profile like Ice Ice Baby, and the intelligence of a puppy. He must be polite and always remember to dance my conga, to tip his *****>, and to take my toes when crossing the street. He should move awkwardly, should have a green voice, and should always dress fantastically. I would also like him to be a zebra-ish dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper sore nothings in my nostril and hold my sparkling[ monkey. I know a blue man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

34. Teh Zan
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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very crusty and chunky. He should have a physique like God, a profile like Lucifer, and the intelligence of a dodo bird. He must be polite and always remember to disappear my playing cards, to tip his statue, and to take my nose when crossing the street. He should move swiftly, should have a sexy voice, and should always dress anticlimactically. I would also like him to be an invisible dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper smooth nothings in my knee cap and hold my drenched marionette. I know a useless man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

35. Bouncy_Pineapple
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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very fluffy and spiffy. He should have a physique like Tom Cruise, a profile like Simon Cowell, and the intelligence of a lemur. He must be polite and always remember to roll my spork, to tip his thesaurus, and to take my pelvis when crossing the street. He should move colorfully, should have a heavy voice, and should always dress loudly. I would also like him to be a chirpy dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper adorable nothings in my eyebrow and hold my emo banana. I know a painful man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

36. Chromatically Metallic
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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very wet and anger-blotched. He should have a physique like Patrick Steward, a profile like Tom Cruise, and the intelligence of a platypus. He must be polite and always remember to arouse my post, to tip his saddle, and to take my thigh when crossing the street. He should move dizzily, should have a bloody voice, and should always dress lopsidedly. I would also like him to be a voluptuous dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper smooth nothings in my tongue and hold my happy wound. I know a pure man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

37. Tuatha De
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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very moist and insinuating. He should have a physique like Robert Pattinson, a profile like William Shatner, and the intelligence of a kiwi. He must be polite and always remember to kidnap my muffin, to tip his teacup, and to take my pancreas when crossing the street. He should move inappropriately, should have a horrible voice, and should always dress madly. I would also like him to be a dazzling dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper broken nothings in my face and hold my naughty mailbox. I know an explosive man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

38. Manda
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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very mauve and jelly-like. He should have a physique like Weird Al, a profile like Brad Pitt, and the intelligence of a chinchilla. He must be polite and always remember to slurp my sugar, to tip his water, and to take my butt when crossing the street. He should move noisily, should have a flashy voice, and should always dress creepily. I would also like him to be a stupid dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper wet nothings in my big toe and hold my oblong helium. I know an insane man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

39. RaiMidori
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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very decapitated and spherical. He should have a physique like Bill Nye the Science Guy, a profile like Winnie the Pooh, and the intelligence of a superciliaried hemispingus. He must be polite and always remember to discombobulate my loofah, to tip his tonfa, and to take my solar plexus when crossing the street. He should move agonizingly, should have a wart-covered voice, and should always dress flummoxedly. I would also like him to be a sanitized dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper dead nothings in my Achilles tendon and hold my linty eggplant cake. I know an explosive man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

40. Kamileunaire
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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very fugly and corndoggish. He should have a physique like Mister Rogers, a profile like Jack Black, and the intelligence of a jaguar shark. He must be polite and always remember to hump my weiner, to tip his n****e, and to take my buttcheek when crossing the street. He should move retardedly, should have a hideous voice, and should always dress voluptuously. I would also like him to be a buttheaded dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper moronic nothings in my brain and hold my groaty turd. I know a skanky man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

41. vegeta_nathan13
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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very goopy and blotchy. He should have a physique like O.J. Simpson, a profile like Ask Ketchum, and the intelligence of a dodo bird. He must be polite and always remember to lick my pancake, to tip his trumpet, and to take my left foot big toe when crossing the street. He should move slowly, should have a bloody voice, and should always dress friendly. I would also like him to be a clueless dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper sympathetic nothings in my tongue and hold my rich pikachu. I know a sluggish. man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

42. Tangled Puppet
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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very jealous and dizzy. He should have a physique like George Clooney, a profile like Johnny Depp, and the intelligence of a elephant. He must be polite and always remember to engorge my moan, to tip his texture, and to take my nose when crossing the street. He should move vivaciously, should have a breezy voice, and should always dress seriously. I would also like him to be a incompetent dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper ruddy nothings in my big toe and hold my voracious pleasure. I know an x-rated man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

43. Kunimai
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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very jiggly and circular. He should have a physique like Kristen Stewart, a profile like Robert Pattinson, and the intelligence of a vampire bat. He must be polite and always remember to burning my foon, to tip his marionette, and to take my left ear lobe when crossing the street. He should move daintily, should have a firm voice, and should always dress gradually. I would also like him to be a wooly dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper massive nothings in my spleen and hold my putrid tea cup. I know a sticky man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

44. akihito koboyashi
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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very drunken and <********>. He should have a physique like *****>, a profile like Nick Nolte, and the intelligence of a liger. He must be polite and always remember to extrapolate my brawl, to tip his diaper, and to take my bone when crossing the street. He should move extremely, should have a lewd voice, and should always dress abreast. I would also like him to be a ridiculous dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper dumb nothings in my cell and hold my laughable farce. I know a possessive man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

45. Ameh
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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very supple and tangible. He should have a physique like Santa Claus, a profile like Jack Black, and the intelligence of a bunny. He must be polite and always remember to vacuum my suction, to tip his fire, and to take my finger when crossing the street. He should move curiously, should have a wet voice, and should always dress innocently. I would also like him to be a dry dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper tantalizing nothings in my thigh and hold my sparkly exterior. I know a fluffy man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

46. Meeki
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My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very squishy and bloody. He should have a physique like Dr. Tran, a profile like Zoidberg, and the intelligence of a panda. He must be polite and always remember to decapitate my tentacle, to tip his child, and to take my eyeball when crossing the street. He should move cautiously, should have a sticky voice, and should always dress patiently. I would also like him to be a bright dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper messy nothings in my rib cage and hold my scary Gaia. I know a dead man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Vance.

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