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 Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 2:16 pm
"Moot is...a word..."-some little movie Zoey made me watch XP
"I have no idea what's going on"-some dude from "The Point"...worst movie ever, ******** you Zoey for making me watch it! blaugh
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 2:23 pm
Adam Savage: "I reject your reality and substitute my own." - MythBusters
^ cool quote from a cool show *wink wink*
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 9:38 am
I forgot about this thread whee
I may have already posted some of these, but...too bad pirate Movie Quotes
Napoleon Dynamite
[Napoleon drinks milk]
Napoleon: "The defect in that one is bleach."
FFA Judge: "That's right."
Napoleon: "Yessssssssss."
[drinks second container of milk]
Napoleon Dynamite: "This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch."
FFA Judge: "Correct."
Napoleon: "Yessssssssss."
Don: "Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?"
Napoleon: "I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!"
Don: "Did you shoot any?"
Napoleon: "Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?"
Don: "What kind of gun did you use?"
Napoleon: "A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think? GOSH!"
Touch of Pink
Alim: "She still keeps all the plastic on the furniture."
Cary: "It keeps the evil fresh."
The Crow
[after knocking on the door]
Eric: "Suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door...you heard me rapping, right?"
IRL Quotes
[We were talking about how in Workplace Safety they were giving different scenarios about being lost in the woods. Brian said he pointed out flaws in someone else's plan of killing everyone, and gave his own:]
Brian: "Well, what I'd do is wait until everyone falls asleep and steals their jackets...you know, with 10 jackets on, if a bear attacks you, it's definetly not getting past the first 5 layers..."
[we all laugh]
Brian: "Oh man, you should hear what Trevor said...go ahead and tell them."
Trevor: "Well, what -I- say is that I'd go around wearing a bear's jacket, because if you're going around wearing a bear's coat, no other animal is gonna mess 'wit you!"
[For awhile in Robotics we were using a large amount of our pieces, and always run out of certain ones. We always make fun of how little we have left when we need more pieces.]
Brad: "Okay, all we have left is...a piece of gum, and....a toothpick." (not actual parts in our kit)
Brian: "Hey, MacGyver could make a bomb out of it!"
Kristina: "My mom asked me why I would keep my hat on in the resturant. I told her it keeps the dust of my head."
Me: "But you're wearing the ugly hat now."
Kristina: "Yes, so I can say that my ugo hat keeps the dust off my head."
[About my MSN display pic]
Din: "He's pretty."
Me: "I know, that's why he's there."
Din: "...I wanna touch him."
Television Quotes
MythBusters
[testing ways to trick the breath test]
Jamie: "Adam, the police officer says you have to drink more."
[after argueing that what he said earlier was something else]
Adam: "I reject your reality and substitute my own."
Whose Lines is it Anyway?
Colin: "You know, for as long as I can remember, I've had memories!"
Colin: "I let him think for a while 'cause I knew he had the answer. I knew it was a good answer, and he was going to tell it to me. 'Cause when you ask a question, you expect an answer. That's the way it works...question-answer, answer-question. If he gave the answer, I'd have to come up with the question. That would be Jeopardy...that's wrong."
Drew: "I'd like to give a plug for Ryan's new show. It's a combination of What's Happening, Hangin' With Mr. Cooper, The Outer Limits and The PJs. It's called 'What's that Hangin' Out of Your PJs?' "
Ryan: "Watch for it."
Other Quotes
[talking about how well You can snowboard]
Gackt: "He can do a 360 in the air while...taking his clothes off."
[From John Milton's Paradise Lost]
Lucifer: "It's better to rule in hell than to serve in heaven."
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 9:51 am
"Hi, my name is Din...And I'm a fishaholic. It's been 15 minutes since my last fishing trip. I fish around 5, 6 times a day. Maybe more since I don't keep count. I spend any gold I have on bait, and when I run out, I pollwhore so I can buy some more. I need help!
Oh, and I finally remembered what happened to my other horn. I sold it for more bait money gonk " - Me
When I posted that, my avi had on an outfit that had a glitch. Only one of the horns were showing, hence the last part of the quote.
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 9:53 am
That's definitely one of the best things you've ever written mad D
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:00 am
What about the auditionholic one that I had in my journal? xD
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:02 am
Naw, the fishing one beats that hands down xd
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:02 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:16 am
Here are 2 quotes from Karu, my Chem prof:
"We have box of some number of whatever."
"Mole...like a really large dozen."
(By the way, a mole is a unit you use in Chemistry, it's 6.01 x 10^23
Which if you know scientific notation, is a really large number.)
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:46 pm
-D-i-n- "Cat! I'm a kitty cat! And I dance, dance, dance. And I dance, dance, dance!" Cat! I'm a kitty cat! And I meow meow meow. And I meow meow meow! i do sexah things to myself when I'm.... daaaancing! lol, I can't believe I STILL remember that...
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:08 pm
Ariadyne Here are 2 quotes from Karu, my Chem prof:
"We have box of some number of whatever."
"Mole...like a really large dozen."
(By the way, a mole is a unit you use in Chemistry, it's 6.01 x 10^23
Which if you know scientific notation, is a really large number.) Oh Karu *smiles and skaes head* Have you gotten to the Calorie meters yets? (calorimeters) or the good ol Therm-o-meters? What about the Speed-o-meter? Karu's awesome xD By far one of the more amusing prof's.
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:15 pm
If I had a reason for everything I did, I'd be crazy - Fighter
"Don't you understand? With gravity slain, now we can fly!" - Fighter
*Tis the season to shut the ******** up and stop being a whiny little b***h* - Some random place I can't remember.
*Believe in the power of Santa or get nothing!!!!* - Same place... its something about a chipmunk...
*Yeah...I'll give you the time of day...when I'm six feet under...then you can talk to me all you want and I won't move* - Evan, a guy from back home.
*How does that make sense? If I have power, I'm worthy of it. Earning something legitimately is a waste of time* - BM
bm : hey, what'd you do with my girlfriend?
bm : well we made out
bm : at least, we were gonna
bm : i suggested it anyway
bm : look, i've got access to chloroform, any one of these might have been true
bm : dont judge me!
That's all for now xD
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sleeping_beauty_zoey Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:13 am
m3rriqu3 If I had a reason for everything I did, I'd be crazy - Fighter "Don't you understand? With gravity slain, now we can fly!" - Fighter *Tis the season to shut the ******** up and stop being a whiny little b***h* - Some random place I can't remember. *Believe in the power of Santa or get nothing!!!!* - Same place... its something about a chipmunk... *Yeah...I'll give you the time of day...when I'm six feet under...then you can talk to me all you want and I won't move* - Evan, a guy from back home. *How does that make sense? If I have power, I'm worthy of it. Earning something legitimately is a waste of time* - BM bm : hey, what'd you do with my girlfriend? bm : well we made out bm : at least, we were gonna bm : i suggested it anyway bm : look, i've got access to chloroform, any one of these might have been true bm : dont judge me! That's all for now xD The 3rd and 4th ones are quotes from Foamy the squirrel on http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html whee
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:50 am
Yeah! That's it!! Thanks xD
See, I knew it had something to do with a squirrel ninja
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