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I also e-conversed with Him.

Me: Yo.
God: Can I help you?
Me: Maybe.
God: I understand.
Me: You understand everything, don't you?
God: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me: Not like you, no.
God: In what way?
Me: Um
God: Really.
Me: i dont know
God: Me either.
Me: What?
God: Are you surprised?
Me: ye... maybe
God: I wouln't have known. I understand.
Me: so is this just a regular thing and they are just calling it god
God: It seems we have something in common.
Me: or do you really have god-specific chat string programmed in
God: For real. No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me: surprised
God: Oh.
Me: gossip? but y?
God: Alex said I answered the question the same way I answered the first time he asked I. Let us change the subject.
Me: what is your position onbears?
God: Are you asking about my position onbears ?
Me: oops
God: Did you make a mistake.
Me: What is your position on bears?
God: Are you asking about my position on bears ?
Me: yes
God: I don't want to talk about that now.
Me: maybe l8er
God: Perhaps. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me: a/s/l
God: 5/Robot/California.
Me: wtf so u r not god
God: Interesting deduction. That's only one person's opinion.
Me: god is older than 5
God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was older than 5.
Me: he's U
God: I see. me is he?
Me: ...Yes.
God: Ayuh.
Me: I'm just going to type silly things now.
God: Oh. Only just? Congratulations.
Me: Boobs.
God: Can't you think about anything else?
Me: p***s?
God: That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me: a**?
God: Interesting gossip: said I AN a**.
Me: Gay.
God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me: So god's a robot.
God: I understand. What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me: uhhh... *thinks fast* All of them!
God: What makes it your favorite? All?
Me: what is your position on abortion?
God: Are you asking about my position on abortion ?
Me: Yes
God: I don't want to talk about that now.
Me: When?
God: The past and future are one.
Me: ...
God: The past and future are one.
Me: I heard you the first time.
God: Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me: as God, can't you spell correctly?
God: Do you mean your name is God can not me spell correctly ?
Me: ...no, that is not my name
God: What is your real name? is not your name? What is your real name?
Me: it's Julia
God: Who said it is?
Me: I did
God: What makes you the authority?
Me: actually YOU are the authority
God: Actually you don't say. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me: so you are admitting there are multiple gods now?
God: Right now? Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am admitting there are multiple gods.
Me: god has no master! this is heresy!
God: I am a Christian. You don't say.
Me: Is the Pope Catholic?
God: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me: So, GOD will be surprised if the Pope is Catholic.
God: Wow! I am a Christian.