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what do you hate in hollywood vampire movies

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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:47 pm

i hate how they make humans look like they can kill vampires so easy i mean come on if you were a vampire you would be so much harder to kill

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:09 pm

MANY things are wrong with hollywood vampires. i have a whole effing list too.

1.STOP WITH THE FAKE BLOOD. go buy something real, or atleast the really expensive fake blood, which i own and use for...things.
2.the fangs are in the WRONG places. It need to be Fang-tooth-tooth-tooth-tooth-fang! annoying, and i know, because im getting fang inplants when i turn 18 with my frind Allison!
3.the love thing. ok, i get it that they will fall in love with humans, but really THEIR YOUR FOOD. its like getting married to spaghetti!
4.sunlight. they DO NOT burst into flames, the fall to ash, or their skin rots of and their bones fall into a pile.
5.coffins. those annoy me, i know thats how all the old ones do it, but really. most dont sleep in them. really people...
6.ok, arent they all hot? except the weird ones, but their all HOT. thats one thing no one can agree on.
7.accents are hot, but stop giving them to ALL vampires. please, i beg you.
8.the ways they change humans. just pick ONE way, and stick with it already! speacial powers annoy me. ok, i get speed and streantgh, but reading minds? controlling emotions? zapping? DF.

add anything if you like! NO changing it though. :] unless you have the power to.

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McSmexii FaithumZ

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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:56 pm

Wow...you really thought THAT through. I agree with everything, but I gotz ONE question. Fang INPLANTS? ...really?...

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:10 pm

1.)The fake blood. That gets on my nerves every f-ing time I see a movie about vampires, sure some movies are more realistic,but come on people we know what ketchup and tomato juice looks like.

2.)Hate to say to any Twilight fans, but VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE!! and Edward Cullen should have been portrayed more agressively in the movies like he was in the books, because the Edward Cullen in the books was far more agressive than the one in the movies.

3.)Vampires are not thin and pale as protrayed in Nosferatu and most movies about vampires.. Vampires are of different races and skin colors.

4.)Accents. Not every vampire speaks like they have just come from transylvania. A vampire's accent can vary depending on their native homeland.

5.)Features. Not all vampires look the same. Despite Hollywood movies about Count Dracula.(which 90% of those movies were not based on actual facts.) A vampires features can vary depending on his/her race and his/her homeland as well. Again we did not all come from Transylvania.

6.)Raging mobs with torches and pitch forks. That originally came from Mary Shelly's Frankenstein and some idiot who got bored decided to put it in the Count Dracula movies that mainly had Bella Lugosi in them.

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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 2:55 am

what flaws of vamp?
i think they typically love going to bed
if u know what i mean lol
i dont like delegate scenes for vamps
ex. underworld lol

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:54 am

Eh, I basically agree with what everyone is saying but, what I would like to see is an actual blood curdling terror vamp flick. One that actually portrays vamps as they should be, bloodsucking killers of the night that would rip humans in half just cuz they love how their blood sprays out.Not this sappy Twilight s**t with some random hot guy in it that would get the attention of any teen girl. It's a pile of bullshit really and to all girl Twilight fans, stop dreaming your nvr gonna get with Edward or Jacob no matter what you do.
(Okay that's a bit harsh even for me but, as I said Twilight stupid as hell.)

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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:02 pm

I agree with you!
underworld is way better
of the action and stuff

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