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 Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 5:43 pm
RosesFallingLikeRain --Anorexic beauty queen, with painted eyes so toxic...--
"Hold my purse."
"That's it?"
"People call ME short?"
--...Flowers painted on her back, centerfold erotic-- I lol'd at those two.......
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 10:20 pm
wahahahahahha LOLed so much! xp xp xp xp
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 6:04 pm
Boy: Why do you wear a bra? You've got nothing to put in it.
Girl: You wear pants, don't you?
"Tell your pants it's not polite to point."
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 2:17 pm
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 1:42 pm
Momo The Strange I got another one. "My mom told me not to put small objects in my mouth." :3 LOL.
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 1:46 pm
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 1:54 pm
"When I was drunk you looked so handsome...."
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 7:32 pm
EZ Cheeze Eh. I can do it without having sex with them. I just need 6 words. "Not even if I was straight." I've actually probably almost died due to that statement. This one guy was REALLY pissed about it. Muffin of Magic
Boy: Why do you wear a bra? You've got nothing to put in it.
Girl: You wear pants, don't you?
"Tell your pants it's not polite to point."
Roesor xor Venorsh "When I was drunk you looked so handsome...." EGO TERMINATED.
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:22 am
I've actually done something similar to that before xD
We were going at it, havin a good time, when he finished. He gets up, looks at me, and I say "That was it?"
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:29 pm
Well... there's this... girl, and I think she's SO-
Those pants looked better on my mom.
Seriously? I thought you were going to lay off the steroids. -shakes my head- So much potential down the drain.
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:35 pm
My first time, I was so nervous and afraid that I asked that. D:
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:49 pm
"Hold on. Where's my microscope?"
"You act like you have a v****a...Do you?"
"Yes, I agree, your d**k is small."
♥
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:13 am
-AnzysxPet- 6 letters and 3 words that completely destroy a mans confidence XD can you guess what they are answer is in white under this sentence. is it in
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