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 Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:59 am
...And I'm sure some of you have tried to decipher some of them. However, I have found a much, MUCH greater challenge. A virtual train wreck! I think it might be fun to try and decipher this. Keep in ming, this was posted in Future Updates... So it MUST be something that Jagex will be adding in the future, or at least suspected to be added. Then again, maybe it's a Jagex spy disguised as a n00b, trying to leak info about a future update... So back to my original point. Let's try to decipher this!  Oh, and another funny thing was when I uploaded this to TinyPic. Below in the Featured Categories there's a TV and Movies section, and the featured pic is of some Naruto porn. rofl Anyways, here's my crack at this challenging puzzle... a) He has two computers, and one needs a defragging because whenever he tries to log into RS it freezes up. And since he has been a good little boy, he wishes for Jagex to send him a CD or some other gift for Christmas. b) No wait, the deff can't be defrag... He wants to deff all members... Perhaps what he's asking is that since there's a lot of people in the member worlds he plays in, he gets a lot of lag. Therefore, he wishes for Jagex to rid them of his presence since appearently he's done nothing wrong and is more deserving of the game than others? c) Or then again... Maybe he wants Jagex to burn RS onto a CD so that he could play it all alone, no player lag. If that last one's the case... Then perhaps the Jagex spy is hinting towards single player RS! dramallama
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:48 am
ROFL.
Air thoughts are quite interesting.
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:32 am
Im going with A. His noobish talk just sounds the most like it. >.<
He's probably complaining about his CPU usage being racked up when he plays Rs, and thinks Jagex can give him a CD or something to help this problem. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:31 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:17 pm
I know how you can make a single player game. All you do is click everything over and over again. Ooo and patches. Then you can go to your friends and be like "Hey, I got 100 combat" and they'll be like "I'm level 138, noob" And you'll be like "You used codes, noob."
Oh, yes... It wouldn't be an MMO, of course; it'd be a simple RPG sweatdrop
Not to mention it makes you anti-social ^_^
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:02 am
If you consider the first sentence or what I think is the first sentence, he wants Jagex to Defrag the computers of all members in the world.
"Jagex can create a program to defrag all members of runescape computers." That's what I think of the first sentence.
"I have 2 computers and 1 is messed up bad. I still get logged in and everything freezes. I use windows task manager to open files, but everthing is messed." That's the next 2 sentences. Those are the unimportant sentences.
"I know that you are a staff, but please tell me what to do. Send my a CD or something please. I have done nothing bad." That's the final segment. I believe in this part, he wants a CD to do what was stated for the first sentence. It's that, or he wants a CD of how to make his computer better.
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:09 am
Salamandra2 If you consider the first sentence or what I think is the first sentence, he wants Jagex to Defrag the computers of all members in the world. "Jagex can create a program to defrag all members of runescape computers." That's what I think of the first sentence. "I have 2 computers and 1 is messed up bad. I still get logged in and everything freezes. I use windows task manager to open files, but everthing is messed." That's the next 2 sentences. Those are the unimportant sentences. "I know that you are a staff, but please tell me what to do. Send my a CD or something please. I have done nothing bad." That's the final segment. I believe in this part, he wants a CD to do what was stated for the first sentence. It's that, or he wants a CD of how to make his computer better. I don't believe that he's done nothing bad! I bet you his computer's ******** from downloading too much porn!
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:15 pm
Airazor Salamandra2 If you consider the first sentence or what I think is the first sentence, he wants Jagex to Defrag the computers of all members in the world. "Jagex can create a program to defrag all members of runescape computers." That's what I think of the first sentence. "I have 2 computers and 1 is messed up bad. I still get logged in and everything freezes. I use windows task manager to open files, but everthing is messed." That's the next 2 sentences. Those are the unimportant sentences. "I know that you are a staff, but please tell me what to do. Send my a CD or something please. I have done nothing bad." That's the final segment. I believe in this part, he wants a CD to do what was stated for the first sentence. It's that, or he wants a CD of how to make his computer better. I don't believe that he's done nothing bad! I bet you his computer's ******** from downloading too much porn!
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:37 pm
Kail of the Shadow Flames Airazor Salamandra2 If you consider the first sentence or what I think is the first sentence, he wants Jagex to Defrag the computers of all members in the world. "Jagex can create a program to defrag all members of runescape computers." That's what I think of the first sentence. "I have 2 computers and 1 is messed up bad. I still get logged in and everything freezes. I use windows task manager to open files, but everthing is messed." That's the next 2 sentences. Those are the unimportant sentences. "I know that you are a staff, but please tell me what to do. Send my a CD or something please. I have done nothing bad." That's the final segment. I believe in this part, he wants a CD to do what was stated for the first sentence. It's that, or he wants a CD of how to make his computer better. I don't believe that he's done nothing bad! I bet you his computer's ******** from downloading too much porn! Ãŀŀ Ī Ŵåńţ Ŧŏ Đő Ĭş þäŗťŷ Ħąŕď. 
Can I get an amen?! mrgreen
  ßōŗŋ Ŵĩţħ Ã Ŕŏçĸēŕš Ħëåŗť.
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:55 am
This is Extremely Hellar interesting. Oh an LMFAO at the " There is no such thing as too much PR0N. "
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:13 am
lizzardoffire16 Kail of the Shadow Flames Airazor Salamandra2 If you consider the first sentence or what I think is the first sentence, he wants Jagex to Defrag the computers of all members in the world. "Jagex can create a program to defrag all members of runescape computers." That's what I think of the first sentence. "I have 2 computers and 1 is messed up bad. I still get logged in and everything freezes. I use windows task manager to open files, but everthing is messed." That's the next 2 sentences. Those are the unimportant sentences. "I know that you are a staff, but please tell me what to do. Send my a CD or something please. I have done nothing bad." That's the final segment. I believe in this part, he wants a CD to do what was stated for the first sentence. It's that, or he wants a CD of how to make his computer better. I don't believe that he's done nothing bad! I bet you his computer's ******** from downloading too much porn! Ãŀŀ Ī Ŵåńţ Ŧŏ Đő Ĭş þäŗťŷ Ħąŕď.
Can I get an amen?! mrgreen
ßōŗŋ Ŵĩţħ Ã Ŕŏçĸēŕš Ħëåŗť. amen.
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:26 am
InsaneKlown69 lizzardoffire16 Kail of the Shadow Flames Airazor Salamandra2 If you consider the first sentence or what I think is the first sentence, he wants Jagex to Defrag the computers of all members in the world. "Jagex can create a program to defrag all members of runescape computers." That's what I think of the first sentence. "I have 2 computers and 1 is messed up bad. I still get logged in and everything freezes. I use windows task manager to open files, but everthing is messed." That's the next 2 sentences. Those are the unimportant sentences. "I know that you are a staff, but please tell me what to do. Send my a CD or something please. I have done nothing bad." That's the final segment. I believe in this part, he wants a CD to do what was stated for the first sentence. It's that, or he wants a CD of how to make his computer better. I don't believe that he's done nothing bad! I bet you his computer's ******** from downloading too much porn! Ãŀŀ Ī Ŵåńţ Ŧŏ Đő Ĭş þäŗťŷ Ħąŕď.
Can I get an amen?! mrgreen
ßōŗŋ Ŵĩţħ Ã Ŕŏçĸēŕš Ħëåŗť. amen.
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:20 pm
Interesting, I'd go for C.
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:45 pm
InsaneKlown69 lizzardoffire16 Kail of the Shadow Flames Airazor Salamandra2 If you consider the first sentence or what I think is the first sentence, he wants Jagex to Defrag the computers of all members in the world. "Jagex can create a program to defrag all members of runescape computers." That's what I think of the first sentence. "I have 2 computers and 1 is messed up bad. I still get logged in and everything freezes. I use windows task manager to open files, but everthing is messed." That's the next 2 sentences. Those are the unimportant sentences. "I know that you are a staff, but please tell me what to do. Send my a CD or something please. I have done nothing bad." That's the final segment. I believe in this part, he wants a CD to do what was stated for the first sentence. It's that, or he wants a CD of how to make his computer better. I don't believe that he's done nothing bad! I bet you his computer's ******** from downloading too much porn! Ãŀŀ Ī Ŵåńţ Ŧŏ Đő Ĭş þäŗťŷ Ħąŕď.
Can I get an amen?! mrgreen
ßōŗŋ Ŵĩţħ Ã Ŕŏçĸēŕš Ħëåŗť. amen.
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