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 Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:12 am
Her face is on the front of a food stamp.
That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:13 am
When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:14 am
Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
When I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:15 am
The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
She watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:16 am
Each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers
She can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:17 am
When I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked yo momma what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.
I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:18 am
When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..."
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:19 am
I visited yo momma's house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"
I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:21 am
She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley....with a box on it...
She had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:22 am
She uses cardboard and ribena as bread and wine substitutes.
She uses chewing gum as a band aid.
She lives in a 2-story Cracker Jack box.
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:23 am
She uses white-out as a tooth filler.
She can't afford a mop - she stands on her head in order to mop the floor...
Her idea of Desert was to go outside and collect the 'yellow snow'...and yo loved it, didn't ya!
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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:18 pm
yo mamas so poor when she got mugged the dude gave her his wallet and the gun.
yo mamas so poor she has her own salvation army.
yo mama so pooor when she does taxes she just writes screw this mails it in and still gets a tax refund
yo mama so poor she went over to the neieghbors house to borrow a cup of electric
yo mama so poor she had you only to pedal the bioke that powers her TV
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Jamais Changeant Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:45 pm
So this is where you're getting posts in Stand.
Here's an old school/corny one:
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:04 pm
Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" she said "Nope, just found one!"
Yo mama's so poor, I threw a rock at a trash can and she popped out and said "Who knocked?"
Yo mama's so poor, I came over for dinner and saw 3 beans on the table, I took one and she said "Don't be greedy."
Yo mama's so poor, I went into her house and saw a bunch of cockroaches sittin' around the toilet singin' "We are family!"
Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house and stepped on a cigarette butt and she said, "Hey, who turned off the heater?"
LOL biggrin
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:27 am
Damn I thought my mama was the only broke one!!!!!! lol
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