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 Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:58 pm
((This is a continuation of this rp.))
Aeolus closed his eyes, feeling so much happiness flood him. Yes! They could skip through to the next Act, which meant this horrible horrible play was almost over! It was time for Act 5, with Paris and Friar Lawrence on stage. Aeolus moved to a spot, preparing to burst in on cue. Though, I think things are getting a bit more ridiculous, as I could never imagine Theia, or what’s-her-face, ever poisoning themselves… What’s-her-face is probably thinking about poisoning the rest of us… He narrowed his eyes, and like a Absol sensed something bad was going to happen... again.Paris didn't wait for Juliet, or Rosie, to say their lines and began, wanting to get the new act started quickly. "My father Capulet will have it so; and I am nothing slow to slack his haste." He wondered if Rosie even knew the lines to Romeo and Juliet... it was amazing any of them knew... all... the lines. Oh wow, thinking back on it seems to be like MAGIC or something. But Paris questioned it no further in his head, not wishing to jinx it.Purizumu took a spot near Aeolus, also getting ready. Unlike the others, he dreaded Act 5... Autumn might have to KISS him yuck. He cringed at the thought, and hoped only Aeolus and Theia had to, after all, they were Romeo and Juliet too plus mates!
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:05 pm
 "Luke! I am your father!" Theia said in a deep voice, welding a 'light saver' or whatever it was called which was actually a random piece of driftwood around the air. "Not this, this wimpy Carrot. Seriously, a carrot is your father? Where's your logic? Animal+Plant=Animal Animal+Animal=Plant But Plant+Plant can't equal Animal. You no understand?" She pouted slightly at her son. Alas, where had his learning gone to? Things such as big musty books did to children these days. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Destroying youngsters' minds as well as trees. No wonder the world was coming to an end so soon...Juliet said,"Paris, I think that's the fourth ac-" Only to be stopped in midsentence by her mother's exclaimation. Flabbergasted, yes, flabbergasted, that was about the only word she could think of at the moment. Flabbergasted. Mother was...eccentric. Quite so. Yet still, flabbergasted. Flabbergasted to the extent to rival the immense universe if it could be probable. Flabbergasted.Autumn blinked. WTF? Was this the loony bins or something? Perhaps they were all happy little green aliens coming down from the skies to take over the world with their abnomalness? No wonder the country was already going to the dogs...and wtf with the plants and animals thing? The nut head must have been mixed up with the odd number and even number thingy. Stupid idiot, anybody could tell that she must have read all her school books upside down or something.Rosie just stood there watching the scene unfold. Was this what Romeo and Juliet about? The little red kit had originally thought it had to do with these two lovers and everybody dying in the end or something like that. Ah well, perhaps this version did have a taste of star wars in it?
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:47 am
...Wtf? Was Theia alright? Aeolus was use to her being hyper and imaginative but now she was just plain RANDOM. He began to worry about his mate, and pondered if kids cause sanity to every couple, though it was already insane enough. He glanced towards his two off-normal children, and wondered if they were actually going to grow up anytime soon. It would be very appreciated, yes indeed if his assumption was correct.
Stealing a few glances at the others they seemed to be in the same state of mind as he was, except for Rosie. Did she even know what was going on? Perhaps she didn't have anybody to teach her the difference between normal and crazy. If she didn't have any parents... well, if she didn't hopefully they wouldn't find out anytime soon, surely Theia would want to adopt her. And as if they needed anymore rugrats around... (Despite the fact the rugrats were more mature than their mother.)
"Oh, really? Sorry my bad. All these acts are a little confusing, and I know for me that's a little sad." His words drowned out near the end though as he listened to his mother. Oookkaaay then... Alright, it would probably be best if he went along with it and backed away slowly. "Um, yes, I do understand mother, but how 'bout you rest a bit? Surely you're tired after all this acting, as your eyes are droopy and aren't very lit." Yes, rest and some sleep would probably be the best remedy for her. Though, he doubted that she would yield to it and do as he suggests.
EH!? One of his parents was a vegetable!?
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:12 pm
Bright green orbs blinked in surprise at the surprise shown on the other ulayas' faces. Haven't they all watched Hairy Otter before? Or at least that was what she thought it was called...or was it something like Far Snores? Boy did these movie names sound funny. She absentmindly shrugged and tilted her head at the others before saying,"Why so silent? We are playacting here! We need ACTION!" She did a messy kong fu move which caused her to land on her butt again as she stared indignantly at the others. They were more sand then ulayas. Why no action? There needed to be more fear, adventure, and craziness!
Juliet looked at her mother closely. Did a very odd brain reside in Mother's head? It wasn't the first time that Juliet asked herself this. Many a time had she watched as Mother said a many a crazy thing. Perhaps it was the sheer optimistism and childish personality that Mother had that created this oddness. Despite that, Mother did sort of a have a point. Plays were more enjoyable with more action, yet that wasn't exactly what Romeo and Juliet was. The Shakespearean play was more about drama and emotion than action and adventure. Yet the way this one was moving, there was no doubt that the original play would be forgotten. They were already improvising as is...
Autumn tilted her head considering. On one hand, this ulaya before was crazy and no doubt would think up a mess of outrageous ideas. On the other, this stupid Shakespearean play was getting a bit boring with all the disgusting lllo...choke, thing. And some action would be appreciated. After all, there might be some parts in the new play that she can torture ze princess with. An evil grin appeared on her face as she replied,"Yes, that is what we need. Some action~"
Rosie twitched her ear as she heard Theia's reasoning. Yes, that was quite a problem and action was necessary. She smiled broadly and said,"Yes! We need some action!" She paused before picking up another stick of driftwood and said,"En garde! Me llamo Darth Vadar!" After all, this was a play with a Star Wars twist, yush?
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:35 pm
Aeolus pat Theia on the head, "no more crack for you." Sighing he motioned to Juliet and Paris with his head to continue the play, and sent a message to not go by the actual script so to keep their mother happy and somewhat sane. "Some acti-" He was about to say that some action would be nice before slapping his forehead as Rosie went along with the Star Wars twist. Wtf? They aren't even going to keep it relevant?
You know what? Screw this! Irritation building up in his head he could no longer take it and just started to send everyone and everything death glares. Like, I'M SRSLY GOING TO KILL YOU death glares. Except to his offspring of course, a little to Theia since he already had done so a lot in the past.Slowly Paris hid behind his sister. This was madness! The girl he was planning on flirting with had succumbed to this madness! His mother was full of madness! His father could no longer take the madness! Autumn was having fun with all this madness! Purizu was lost and confused in all this madness! "Alas sister, this is quite the twister..."Purizu was long gone. Right now he was just hiding behind a boulder watching from afar to see when it was safe. Though it looked like it would not be safe for some time now. Just when he was about to leave though he saw a blue female gently flying over, her paws were off the ground and her wings were outstretched as she swiftly glided. She did not seem to notice the commotion, but hopefully she'd save herself and just ignore them and continue out her business.Dandelion flew along happily, a mellow smile on her maw. What a nice day it was.~
From the corner of her eyes she saw some gathered ulayas chatting, they seemed to be having a good time. What was it? A picnic, a family gathering? Whatever it was she wouldn't mind to see. After all, Aeolus was there and so was his mate she believed. She wouldn't mind meeting his family. Swooping down over to the group she gave a friendly smile to them, not noticing the insanity.
Dandelion had a soothing aura about her, and some how things didn't seem as crazy as they actually were in her presence.
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:01 pm
"Crack? I'm not on crack" Theia looked with surprised. Of course she wasn't on crack, there were no cracks on the beach as far as she was concerned,"Silly Aeolus. You should get your eyes checked someday." Seemly oblivious to the death glares sent by her mate, Theia parried the blow sent from the red kit,"You can not beat me! For I live on magic!" She grinned broadly as she waved her stick back and forth before noticing the newcomer. She was a dark blue female with a streak of yellow hair on her head and along her spine. Flecks of the lightest bluish gray speckkled over her like snow. She looked a lot like Aeolus. OMG! They must be distant cousins! She dropped her fencing act in a flourish and exclaimed,"Lookies Aeolus! It's your long lost cousin! You never told me you had a long lost cousin? Isn't that so so so cool?" She grinned happily,"You have the same eyes." She gave a firm little nod as she started to bob her head up and down with excitement.
Juliet lowered her ears as she watched the scene unfold before her,"Yes, this is utter madness. It must be stopped soon or else we shall all be found in our own graves. Father has already lost it...there is no doubt that he shall explode soon." Her eyes drifted towards the stranger, who might she be? She looked a bit like Father, perhaps they were siblings?
Autumn flicked her tail as she watched the play before her. Madness, wonderful madness. She ignored the death glares sent from the annoyed male. After all, that would be just a waste of time on returning them and it was much more interesting focusing at the matters again. She smiled sweetly as she thought of a way to make the scene even more chaotic and as the newcomer came into play, she said happily,"Hey! I'm Autumn. We'll currently rehearsing a play called...Doom, yes, won't that be a lovely name? It was supposed to be one of those romantic ones but due to unforseen circumstances, it has been changed." She smiled sweetly.
"Of course I shall beat you!" Rosie exclaimed as she lunged into attack once more. Yet she stopped her attack momentarily as she noticed the blue newcomer. She smiled happily and said,"We're currently having a fencing competition with a Star Wars twist, care to join?"
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:25 pm
Aeolus blinked, Dandelion? Cousin? He'd always considered her an acquaintance, maybe even comrade working for the same goal of just keeping the peace, but relative? It couldn't be. "Theia, just because we look alike doesn't mean she's related to me, and it doesn't mean I'm related to her either." Sighing he waved to Dandelion not able to give her a death glare, "think you can help out a little if at all, Daion?" He had grown accustomed to calling her that instead a full salutation after... stuff.
From the corner of his eye he looked at Paris and Juliet. They were siblings and they hardly looked alike, what does blood have to do with appearance?
"Perhaps we should join Purizu behind that rock, they won't notice or give a fu- I mean fock!" Everyone would surely give him a tongue lashing for using bad language even if he didn't mean it. "You know, fock; block, a chip off the old fock." He chuckled sheepishly before watching the new lady approach. Who was she? Father seemed to know her, and she did look familiar...
Purizu blinked, and continued hiding. Oh no! Surely Autumn would pull the poor she-laya in her little trap, game, torture house!? Quickly he ducked down as one of the two siblings looked over, hoping he wouldn't have to be dragged back into the horror. He was still getting use to everyone, Rosie and this new person were far too much for his comfort level to take.
Dandelion smiled, "I'm Dandelion, pleasure to meet you all. And why would you need help? Everything seems to be going nicely..." Doom? That's a nice name. But why doom? Was it because this play was full of surprises and some-sort? Doom did rhyme with boom. She shook her head to Rosie, "I'll just watch thank you. The world is a stage and everyone is a player, so I'll just play as the audience." Nodding she padded over to Aeolus and Theia, "is this your mate? She's quite lovelier than I expected." She didn't mention that she's not has misbehaving as Aeolus had said.
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Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:31 pm
Theia blinked,"Ohhhhhh..." She frowned slightly,"That's too bad." What a pity, it would have been nice if they were related, quite interesting actually. They could've been like those people on tv in family reunions who go like "OMG! -insert name here- You have grown so tall!" or "OMG! I haven't seen you in the longest time, so how have you been?" She pawed at the ground sort of depressed about the result of the relevation. No tears, no hugs, no kisses...not fun. But then it was when a thought hit her. Perhaps Aeo and Daion just didn't know that they were related! Yes, that was it! They didn't know that they were related! Yush, yush, yush, that was correct, they were simply denying it,"But you two must be related. Come on and we can go get your two ANDs tested out!" She gave a little nod at her scientific knowledge.
Juliet giggled at her brother's mistake before noticing the stranger approaching their midst. Dandelion? She blinked, the ulaya didn't look much like a Dandelion but perhaps the name wasn't meant to be literal. Odd though, but nothing to fuss over. She nodded and muttered,"Yes, I think that it would be good if we should join Purizu behind the rock down yonder. It might help us escape from the chaos that surely is going to insue." She nodded towards Mother. No doubt this was the beginning of another of her crazy ideas.
Autumn pursed her lips rather disapprovingly at the lack of reaction from the other ulaya. She didn't seem easy to scare or unnerve, what a pity. It would have been more interesting she had been. Ah well,"No problem. Enjoy...being the audience." She smiled showing her pearl white teeth.
Rosie blinked,"Are you sure you want to be the audience? It would be rather boring just watching. It is much more fun being in with the action." She nodded fervently as she picked her piece of wood once more.
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:44 pm
Aeolus sighed, there was no use convincing her otherwise. "Alright, alright! She's my uhhhh... cousin. Yeah, whatever." He nodded, "can we just get on with this stupid play? I want to go home..." He added with a grumpy tone, rubbing the temples of his aching head. Honestly, how much longer was this going to continue...?
Dandelion shrugged, going along with it. Smiling to Autumn she bowed her head once, "yes, thank you I'm sure I will.~" Turing to Rosie she chuckled, "don't worry, I'll have plenty of fun." Noticing the others wings she fixed a red feather that had been out of place. "Perhaps I'll help you with flying later? Then I'll have more than my fair share of excitement." Giving a warm smile she retreated to the more outskirts of the "stage" to watch. She wondered where they were anyways...
Nodding Paris quietly with stealth crawled away, motioning to Juliet with an ear he'll take the lead back to safety. With his stomach barely touching the sandy floor he made his way, glad that he blended in alright, besides the blue though.
Purizu moved over behind the rock as the kits joined him, glad he wasn't alone in his interpretation of all this.
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:35 am
A grin spread on Theia's face as she exclaimed,"I toldya so! You too are cousins! Why were you hiding it before?" She nodded her head fervently as she continued,"But aren't there five acts in all? We just barely started the fifth one, why stop now when we are almost to the end? After all, we need the big finale!" She paused, wondering what the big finale was going to be anyways, but she shrugged it off. Planning can be later. After all, there was lots of time, yush?
Juliet followed behind her brother cautiously, making sure that Mother couldn't see. It was rather unfortunate that they navy blue markings contrasted so sharply with the sand, but alas, it couldn't be helped and she wouldn't have her markings otherwise. Butterfly markings were quite fit for a lady though it was odd that she had gotten them from Father. She shrugged, that was the oddness of the world.
Autumn nodded her head once before having her gaze caught by the kits crawling away. She shot a glare at the Princess, s/he should seriously stop hiding behind that rock so they could have some tortue time.
Rosie twitched her nose as she listend to the conversation absentmindly.
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:18 pm
Aeolus sighed, unconsciously shifting himself in front of Theia in a way so the kits were out of view. "Yes yes, Theia. All the time in the world..." He muttered, scared of just what might be the grand finale. In the play didn't everyone just die and Juliet end up killing herself. He twitched, wishing that was a possible option for them all in real life... But no, if they all just died Theia would only haunt him in hell from her little haven in heaven. Now that would only make things ten times as worse. Alas, angst.
Once Paris was safely behind a rock he sighed in relief. Now they could only hope that this rock would protect them well. Peaking at the group from the top of it he watched, before ducking down again. Yes, good, perfect. They were all nicely tucked away in their little emo corner. Now all they needed was weed.
Purizu's eyes shot daggers at Autumn before hiding once again. That witch! She really did now how to strike fear into someone's heart... His long silk tail had been fuzzed out in paranoia and he quickly smoothed it down. If only I could run... Sadly, she would find him wherever he went though.
Dandelion watched happily and cluelessly.
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:45 am
"Oh goodie goodie! Now that we have gotten everything cleared up! Let's..." Theia paused as a new idea presented itself to her,"SPREAD THE LUV!!!!!" She nodded her head excitedly as she said it, the idea was perfect...spectacular! The world needed a lot more luff with all the ebilness and darkness covering it,"Hugs and Kisses for everyonez!!!" She stopped catching her breath a bit before peering over the others and saying,"Okay, here are the couples, triples or quadraples...Aeolus kisses and hugs moi and hugs Cousin Dandy, Cousin Dandy kisses and hugs Rosie, Paris, and Juliet." She paused midsentence, where were the siblings anywayz? She shrugged and continued on,"And the kits kisses and hugs Autumn, and then Autu-"
Wha, what, what? Juliet blinked, what was happening? She pressed her body closer to the rock as she flicked her ears at Mother's words. She shrank uneasily as she paused thinking, it couldn't be too bad...right...? At least it didn't involve a big angry mob with pitchforks and burning torches.
"Autumn prefers not to be involved in this." Autumn said unemotionally. She was barely containing the rage she was feeling at this moment. Digusting kits all over her! Outrage! It was condescending enough being in their filthy presence right now not with getting all their disgusting germs over her. It was mirculous that others couldn't see the sand rise up in flames...though of course sand wasn't supposed to burn. She pulled on an uncharasterically innocent smile as she tilted her head towards the princess's direction and exclaimed,"What is that you said, Purizu? Oh, you want to make out with a hermit crab? Why...that's slightly abnormal, but no worries, it's okay. We can all accept your oddness!" A bright smile was on her face as she looked happily towards him.
"Sure, sounds like fun!" Rosie said as smiled at the plan. It sounded berry fun. At eerie eyed ulaya's words, she turned her attention to the grey ulaya hiding behind the rock. She walked towards him and pat him lightly on the back,"It's not something to worry about. I don't mind if you kiss a hermit crab." She smiled,"You can do it! Go, go, go!"
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 12:26 pm
Aeolus blinked, "lolwut? No." He sighed, "Theia, you can't force people to give each other hugs and kisses, there's no 'love' there when it's not by their own choice." He shook his head slowly, agitated, "but I'll go along with it, for you. Only this once, you hear?" Giving Theia a peck on the cheek he then moved over to Dandelion, giving her an awkward sort-of hug. "Just go along with it..." He muttered.
Paris stared at his mother. HELLNO. There was no way he was going to even give that Autumn a peck! She could kiss his butt! He glared, absolutely not! He wouldn't mind a kiss from Dandelion or Rosie, but no way was he going to even give Autumn an air hug!
Purizu glared at Autumn, he would give her the finger if he could. Sighing he looked at Rosie, "no, I'd much rather not. I quite dislike hermit crabs actually, and I quite hate Autumn." Seeing that it was over he got up and began to trot away from the scene. "Farewell everyone.~" He mumbled, his ears lowered slightly.
Dandelion blinked, not really minding at all. After receiving a some-what hug from Aeolus she happily trotted over to where the kits were, giving them each a warm embrace and kiss on the head. "You kids be good now, you hear?" She smiled, the type that loved kits.
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:58 pm
Theia blinked, happy that Aeolus and his cousin were following her instructions, but not at the gray one...what was his name? Oh, Pablo, wasn't it? She immediately bounded towards him and landed on his back,"Hey Pablo! You can't run away that easily. Your refusal to help spread the love is..." She took out a stick as if out of nowhere and tapped the gray one's head with it,"Dispeakable! Rude! Outrageous! That would do no good, no good at all. People like you turn into...tourists! Yes, TOURISTS!" She crouched down and screamed into the poor ulaya's ear,"A TOURIST!" And then she lowered her voice to a snide whisper,"You want to be a tourist? Spitting on the ground! Throwing tissues into the recycling bins! Sitting on wet paint!? You like that, huh? Well guess what? You can't be a tourist...cause we are going to make you spread the love! Get it?" She narrowed her eyes down at him waiting for an answer.
Juliet stood there, stunned. What just happened? Mother was crazy. Very very crazy. This was not happenning, it was just a midsummer night's dream, right? Yes. It was just a dream...nothing to worry about.
Autumn blinked, amused at the turn of events yet slightly disgusted at the thought of kissing the prissy though of course like that would ever happen. In the meantime, she might as well enjoy the circus.
"Yes, ma'am." Rosie nodded towards Dandelion, not at all unnerved at the turn of events. Instead, she was becoming increasingly hyper and went off to help Theia 'show the light' to Purizu.
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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:20 pm
Purizu covered his ear as Theia screamed in it. Wtf wtf wtf? He blinked, a frown on his face, then saw Rosie running over to help. Why was this happening? Why to him? Why couldn't they just leave him be? He didn't want to be here in the first place! He panicked. With no idea what else to do he let instinct take over and ran away from the insane ulaya faster than a cheetah, and was gone in a second.
Aeolus quickly got in front of Theia and Rosie, stopping them from pursuing after. "Theia, cease this right now. It's not very motherly, or a good example to your children. Do you want them to be afraid of you?" He narrowed his eyes, "now calm down, please. It's not very fair to everyone. You CAN'T always have what you want." He looked at her sternly. Theia... she was no longer a kit, he shouldn't go so easy on her anymore. Aeolus loved a person that he wanted to kill, he had fallen in love with a hyper girl, not this insane woman.
Paris covered Juliet's ears, not wanting his sweet innocent sister to become tainted in all this negative energy! He couldn't let her turn into a psycho due to a simple family outing! Paris did realize something Theia and Juliet both already shared though, and that was not letting things that bothered them in their field of vision. It seemed that his sister was ignoring this, or something of that sort.
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