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 Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:50 pm
 END: Tuesday, December 30 @ 9 pm PST Submit a response to the following prompt in this thread. Remember, this will be judged on creativity, not how well you can write an English essay. So have fun!Prompt So you're walking down the street or forest or somewhere for whatever reason, when a sudden movement in front of you catches your eye! Could it be...? Yes, it was a reindeer! Not just any reindeer, but one of Santa's sled-pulling reindeers. What do you do???
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:37 am
"Eeeeeek!" I screamed in both surprise and excitement, "It's one of Santa's reindeer." I looked around the desolate street to see if anyone else was there, then began to walk towards the reindeer. After a few steps, I put my hand into my pocket and took out a wrapped Baby Ruth bar. I took it out of the wrapper and held it from the end towards the reindeer. "Come here boy, it's okay, I won't hurt you." He began to come towards me. He sniffed the chocolate bar and grabbed the end facing him in his mouth. I let go of my end and watched him chew down the bar. I smiled and began to reach forward, slowly, to see if I could pet him. Suddenly I leaped back; the reindeer was making weird noises and movements, and his mouth was beginning to foam. I don't know how long it took but finally it all went silent and it fell to the ground - dead. "What do I do, I killed one of Santa's reindeer!" I was beginning to have a panic attack. Calm down, I told myself, no one saw me. Just back away and head home. I began to walk backwards, and was about to turn around when I wacked into something and was bounced back. I turned around and saw Santa, his tummy bulging and his eyes full of both sadnes for the reindeer and anger at me. "You killed Comet!" he roared in my face. "I'm sorry, i didn't mean to-" I began, and stopped as he grabbed my arm and tugged me towards a deserted alley. He let go of me as I looked around for an escape. There was only one way that lead back to the main street, and Santa was blocking it. "You'll have to replace him," and Santa threw some weird sparkling dust over me, and I lost conscious. I woke up I don't know when, and when I blinked and looked around I saw a brown nuzzle in front of my eyes - my nuzzle. I tried to scream and instead a noise which reminded me of a cow came out. "You'll do," Santa suddenly said as he came into view and patted my shoulder. "Hurry up, we need to get the sled ready and your harness Comet."
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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:31 pm
I'm on my way to my car, having just finished my last minute Christmas shopping. I clambered into my car, shoving the bags filled with random sale items into the passanger seat. I was about to buckle in my seat belt when suddenly, a blurr of animal leapt across my car. What the heck was that?! I thought. I decided to investigate, so I hopped out of my car, leaving the door open. I could see nothing, so I thought it must have just been my imagination. Must be all the cramming in giftshopping.... Pshaw! What did I expect! This is a mall parking lot! I walked back to my car and was about to sit down, but there was just one problem. A REINDEER WAS IN MY SEAT!! My jaw dropped so far down I was sure it was going to break. My hand rose up to point. "Y-y-you... You're... ROULDOLPH! OHMIGOSH! .... What are you doing in my car?"
Roudalph turned to me. Woah. Was that ever a shocker. That reindeer was either a girl or a boy with lots of mascara on.
Her voice was highpitched and girly. Like those girls on stupid dramas.
" Why I'm sitting down! Such a silly girl you are!"
".... YOU'RE A GIRL?!"
I couldn't really tell, but I think she pouted. " Well of course I am! You think that Vixen and Dancer are the only girls on Santas team just because they sound like they should be girls? That stupid, though flatterying song that's often sung about me was made up in a time when women didn't have the same rights as men, so you humans decided to change the lyrics from she to he! And my name isn't Roudolph either. It's Roudalpha." I swear to you, she crossed her arms.
"Um.... Okay then... Roudalpha....Um... why are you in my car two days before Christmas?"
"I had a fight with my mate Dasher. He said my nose was starting to bother him. He said he'd rate be with Vixen." Her eyes teared up. "She's always getting the male attention!" She was full out sobbing now. " And he used to say my nose brought out my eyes!" Before I knew what was happening, she slammed my door shut, revved up my engine and tore out of the lot, leaving me shocked, robbed and carless. In a parking lot. The day before Christmas eve. And the worst part, my credit cards were in the car.
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:11 pm
"Owwwwww!!" I moaned rubbing my sore head with the tip of my wing. I had been hanging upside down on a tree branch not too long before, when a large... thing crashed down from above and knocked me out of the tree. I looked over my shoulder at what appeared to be a deer. Not just any deer, but a reindeer who was currently curled in the fetal position sobbing his eyes out.
"Don't you know this is a no-landing zone?" I muttered irritably, brushing white flecks of snow from my fur.
Apparently the reindeer didn't hear me.
"Stupid, over-sized turd with antlers!" He screeched at the sky.
I rolled my eyes and growled, fluttering over in front of the deer. "Yo! You with face! I'm talkin' to you!"
The deer choked on a sob and looked at me with drunken disgust. "Ew, a flying rat." he sneered.
"Fox." I corrected. "I'm a flying fox. And I'm a bat, not a rat. Get it right the first time or don't get it right at all, you dolt of a unicorn."
"I AM NOT A UNICORN!!!" he shrieked. "I-I am a reindeer! Santa's reindeer!!!" He complained through a frenzy of sobs.
"Santa's reindeer? Who are you, Vixen?"
"Cupid!" He shot back. "Don't you even mix me with that high-strung prima-donna!"
"Okay, geez just cool it already..." I grumbled. "What are you doing out here on Christmas Eve?"
"W-well," he sniffed. "I was having an argument with Dasher as we were flying back from delivering presents in Europe... A-and he was calling me FAT and said Santa should replace me with a Prius, a-and then there was this plane..."
"Was it a Jet Blue?"
"What?"
"Nevermind..." I muttered. "So now you need to find the others before it gets too late?"
He nodded pitifully and sniffed.
"So... why don't you just fly back...?"
"Because there might be hunters..."
"Who hunts on Christm-"
"And I'm afraid of taxidermists...."
"Taxidermists...?"
"TAXIDERMISTS!!!" he wailed.
"Alright, alright. Just calm down..." I sighed and shook my head. "So how are you supposed to get back?"
"I must find a tree."
"A tree?"
"Yes. The tallest and mightiest in the forest."
"In this forest?"
"No, in Australia." he muttered sarcastically.
"Don't get wise with me, Comet."
"Cupid," he corrected.
"Whatever. But why a tree?"
"Because a bush would be stupid." he stated in a matter-of-fact tone.
I opened my mouth to argue, but decided against it. "Why don't you just look for Rudolph's shining nose?" I asked.
"What?" He looked at me incredulously.
"Ya know, Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer~" I said in a sing-song voice.
Cupid shook his head. "Rudolph's not real, he's just an urban legend."
"Oh," I said, disappointed at having my hopes crushed. "So what's so great about this tree then?"
Cupid looked at me with shocked disbelief. "You mean you don't know? It's the mightiest pine-tree in the world that can never be cut down and can be lit like a beacon for all to see from miles away."
"Whoa... that's a big tree. What's it called?"
"The Chuck Norris tree,"
"Sounds like a kick-a** tree."
"More like an a**-kicking tree."
I nodded in agreement.
"We must be careful when looking for it. Many have tried to approach it, only to receive a round-house kick to the ribs."
"Trees can kick?"
"Poor naive mortal..." He sighed disapprovingly and headed north into the forest.
I flew after the deer, trying to help him find this so called "Chuck Norris tree". After awhile, I decided to break the silence.
"Hey, Capricorn?"
"It's Cupid," he hissed.
"Yeah, that. So... out of all the animals, why did Santa choose a reindeer to lead his sleigh?" I asked curiously.
"Good gas mileage." Cupid stated simply.
"Orly?"
He nodded. "60 miles to the oat. We get fed about 4 pounds of the stuff before take-off."
"Niiice," I murmured in an impressed manner. "You don't get vehicles that efficient now-a-days."
"WHO GOES THERE?" A mighty voice boomed.
I was about to question the voice that disrupted our conversation, when I looked up to notice perhaps the tallest tree I've ever seen. Complete with a cowboy hat, beard, and a Texas ranger's badge.
"WHO DARES APPROACH THE ALL-MIGHTY CHUCK NORRIS." The tree demanded.
"It is I, Cupid, sixth of Santa's eight reindeer. I have come to you, O' mighty tree, in aid to find Santa's sleigh," Cupid said bravely.
"IF IT IS SANTA YOU SEEK, THEN IT IS YOU WHO MUST LIGHT THE BEACON!"
My ears perked as a thought occurred to me. "The brightest things on a Christmas tree are the stars that are on top! So the hat must be the beacon!" I exclaimed, flying towards the large cowboy hat. I was about to reach out to it, when a branch shot out from the tree and punched me in the face.
"TOUCH THE HAT AND DIE..." The tree warned.
"Well that was stupid," Cupid retorted and mystically floated up to where the large sheriff badge was pinned to one of the branches. He tapped the star on the badge three times with a hoof. Suddenly, a blinding light shot out from the star and illuminated the sky.
I had to shield my eyes with a wing to prevent from being blinded. When the light dissapeared, I looked back to see the deer flying up to the sky to join 7 others. It was Santa and the other deer! "Good-bye Cortez!" I called out as I fluttered in circles. "And Merry Christmas!"
"IT'S CUPID!!" he screeched before darting off into the night sky with the others.
"Huh," I murmured. "I guess it's just you and me now, eh Chuck?"
"NO, NOW IT'S JUST ME." He boomed, round-house kicking me back to the other end of the forest.
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:57 am
So you're walking down the street or forest or somewhere for whatever reason, when a sudden movement in front of you catches your eye! Could it be...? Yes, it was a reindeer! Not just any reindeer, but one of Santa's sled-pulling reindeers. What do you do???
"Oh my goodness... A reindeers. But they... Wow.." She slowly walks up to the reindeer to get a closer look. "I wonder if they will bite" Toxic sticks her hand out as if they were dogs, just so she can see if they will bite, she inches closer and closer, until she touches one on the head. She touches the reindeer, and It looks up at her and say "Hello, My name is dasher, and you are...?" In shock Toxic jumps back.. "YOU JUST TALKED" "Oh, dont be scared my dear girl, we are here to bring you christmas" Dasher said "Hop on the sleigh, let us show you something." Toxic thought for a moment, than said, "Yeah, what do I got to loose anyways, and got on the slay" ... ..................................... What happens next? NO ONE KNOWS!
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:12 pm
So I was just chillin on the sidewalk you know? And all of the sudden, this reindeer comes up to me and says hello!
But it's not just any reindeer! I knew that soft eyed, velvetly face from anywhere!
"You!" I shouted and the reindeer jumped what seemed like half a mile. He better, because I got a bone to pick with him! "You're the one that ran over my grandma!"
"Ehh?" The sly equine responded. "I did no such thing! You're out of your mind!"
That didn't faze me of course. All reindeer are dirty, rotten liers and this one was no exception. And the deep Russian accent didn't help at all. (Before I continue though, I'm not good at typing Russian accents so please imagine the reindeer with one.)
"O rly? What's with the blood on your hooves then? Hm? It's the blood of my grandma! THE BLOODY OF THE BLOODY INNOCENT!"
(And I'd also like to note that I occasionally slip into a British accent because it's just that bloody awesome.)
The reindeer casted a glance at his feet and snorted. "It's just paint that I stepped on. Red paint. Which I think you set up by the way..."
I threw up my hands up in the air both in shock and disbelief. "Why would you think that? It's just as plausible as you running over my dear sweet Grandma Bebe! Oh wait..."
"Exactly! And you have red paint on your shirt too!" He pointed at my clothing, which were indeed splattered in something red.
"It's just catsup." I shrugged. "BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! Do you prefer a life in prison or a life six feet under the ground?"
"Hey wait! You can't do that!"
"I can and I will! Hurry up and decide before I make the decision for you!" Even though I didn't exactly have a way to send the reindeer to meet his maker. But I didn't tell him that. And you better not either.
"Er..." He shuffled his feet and his eyes lit up with demonic fire before replying again. "I have proof that I didn't do it! You see, I missed the train to the north pole, which is why I'm stuck here in this crummy town. The next train there will come in... a week or so. Which really sucks because if I don't get there, I won't be on Santa's sleigh pulling team this year!"
"Get to the point!"
"Alright! Your grandmother was killed by one of those other sleigh-pulling reindeer because they're strong enough to do so with all their training they have to do and I haven't had the chance to do yet! Plus they're also that cocky...!"
It seemed logical. But if he didn't, whodunnit?
"Well, Bebe isn't dead actually. I still need to find the culprit though! You know who did it?"
"Why should I help you after you threatened to kill me?" The reindeer glared at me with his beady eyes.
"Cause that burger joint didn't fill me up enough and I am in the mood for some veinson~"
"Ok ok fine!" He tossed his head up and approached me in painstakingly slow steps. My threats must have scared him half to death to make him not trust me that much. When he got close enough to whisper in my ear, what he said made me raise an eyebrow or two.
"Do you know the muffin man?"
"What? Yeah! You're sure he did it though?" I backed away, wondering if his insanity was contagious.
"He didn't, though he probably knows something that'll help you. See, I don't know anything because I'm not up there yet, but he's got sources everywhere. You could probably find the location of Atlantis if you want to with him! But you have to bring him an offering or he won't tell you anything. And if it meant getting you off my back, I got just the thing..."
The reindeer searched through his bag that magically appeared and pulled out something egg-shaped. And rainbow colored. And decorated with a white ribbon.
"What's that?" I asked while he handed (or hoofed) it to me.
"I dunno. I found it next to some hobo that was curled around it."
"You what-"
"No. Really. He didn't mind it anyway at the time (course he was sleeping). But I bet it's shiny enough to make the muffin man sing!"
Brushing my hands across the smooth surface, I pressed my ears against it and shook it. Nothing inside. Is it full of something? I dunno!
"I think I want to know what it is if I want to-"
I glanced up to finish my sentence but the reindeer was gone. Without any noise to when he left.
"Just like the goddam Batman why don't you..." I muttered before hurrying myself to Drury Lane.
((Sorry it's long. x.x))
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:12 pm
(Okie, so it's not very random, but I figured I might as well give it a try
It's hard to actually try to be random XD)
So you're walking down the street or forest or somewhere for whatever reason, when a sudden movement in front of you catches your eye! Could it be...? Yes, it was a reindeer! Not just any reindeer, but one of Santa's sled-pulling reindeers. What do you do???
I was walking down the street, on my way to go Christmas shopping with my freinds as we usually did every week before Christmas. We were walking through one shop that was especially cheery and bright when I noticed on of the giant stuffed reindeer on the floor was twitching. Curious, I strolled over and began to look it over. It turned its head to watch me watching it and let out a noise. Me, the jumpy person that I am, twitchyflailed three feet in the air and landed half on top of the moving reindeer, my jacket getting caught in its antlers. It panicked and leaped up, prancing frantically out of the shop through the door next to it.
"Woah! Wait! What?!" were the three words that jarbledly escaped my mouth first. The door opened to reveal a winter wonderland, much the same way the wardrobe had opened into Narnia, and I was about to ask the reindeer if he was going to change into some half man, half deer creature and tell me to call him Mr. Tumnus when I noticed the collar about his neck.
"Donner," I read outloud, then paused to think why that name had sounded familiar, "Donner?! As in Dasher and Donner and Prancer and Vixen?!" By now the reindeer had stopped swinging me about, which was how I was able to read his collar, and was eyeing me curiously. It nodded once it had given a long enough look and pulled at my jacket with its antlers as if to ask me to untangle it. I figured it must be awefully uncomfortable and quickly untangled myself, letting the reindeer lead me back to the shopdoor.
"So, what do you want?" I asked, peering with him into the store. He looked at me for a moment and then looked back into the store, his eyes focusing on a counter stocked with Christmas cookies. A cookie? One of Santa's reindeer was asking me to get him a cookie? Disregarding that I found the cookie part stranger than the Santa's reindeer part, I went back into the store and bought a cookie, turning to bring it back to him. My eyes opened wide and my jaw dropped when the door was now full of not just one reindeer, but nine.
"Let me guess, all of you want a cookie?" I asked, handing Donner his and looking into my small purse. They all nodded and I sighed, turning to go get some more when another reindeer, red nose, Rudolf? tugged on my jacket again. He held out a list of names with a list of cookies corresponding with the names. Rudolf wanted a sugar cookie with red frosting, Blitzen wanted oatmeal but with no raisons, Vixen wanted gourmet chocolate chip with hazelnut, Prancer was fine with anything without nuts, and the list went on.
I sighed and looked at my purse again before holding up the list, "I'll be right back..." As I went about to get the cookies I was wondering why I wasn't freaking out and thinking I was crazy. I suppose I must have thought it was all a dream. Did that mean my money would back in my purse when I woke up? When did my crazy dream start? Was I hit by a stray shopping cart? Did I always dream so realistically?
Bringing all of the cookies back to the reindeer and handing them out I waved them goodbye and turned to go find my freinds. Finally catching them by the giftwrapping station I began by asking them, "Was I hit by a shopping cart sometime today?" They all turned to look at me funny and shake their heads. "Oh, okay, just making sure," I said, walking out with them to the next shop. I looked up to the sky and down to the ground, "Sky's still green, snow's still purple..." I pinched myself, "And that really hurt..." Nope, I wasn't dreaming. Looking back to the shop, I could see nine little hooves waving at me goodbye in the window. Yep, I had gotten hit by a shopping cart somewhere down the line and was now crazy. Merry Christmas, sanity!
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:12 am
So you're walking down the street or forest or somewhere for whatever reason, when a sudden movement in front of you catches your eye! Could it be...? Yes, it was a reindeer! Not just any reindeer, but one of Santa's sled-pulling reindeers. What do you do???
Kazuyo was on vacation when she spotted a movement in the trees. She looked around and spotted a reindeer, and her eyes widened as it was tied to a sliegh by itself. There were seven empty slots behind it and Kazuyo realized that this must be Santa's sleigh and one of his reindeer. She was curious and jumped into the sleigh without thinking. "Dash away, dash away, dash away all," she giggled and was thrown back into her seat as the reindeer started pulling and took off into the air.
She laughed as she watched trees and building float by underneath her and then she had the idea that maybe she could play Santa. It was Christmas Eve anyway and she had the sack of toys with her. Besides, she had no idea how to land this thing. But the reindeer seemed to know where he was going and when they reached the next town he landed on the roof.
Kazuyo got out of the sleigh and looked down, the house was small but it was still a long way down. "Guess I am not using the front door." Then she thought a moment, "I know the chimney!" Kazuyo ran to the chimney and dived in head first, having no idea how to enter a chimney. She hit her head on the bottom, and as she looked up, rubbing her head, she saw a child staring at her.
"Your not Santa!" he accused and started wailing and having his parents come running. Kazuyo pulled toys from the sack and quickly lay them at the tree. The parents looked at her and started to call the cops. Kazuyo ran for the chimney and tried to climb up it but couldn't as she continued to slip down. She was covered in soot and heard the sirens. She closed her eyes and wished herself back in the sleigh. When she opened her eyes she was back in the sleigh.
So she and the lone reindeer began to deliver the presents. Kazuyo had adventures everywhere with kittens attacking her, dogs trying to keep her, children wanting more, angry parents, loss of footing, dirty chimneys, and so much more. By the time she was finished, she was exhausted and covered head to toe in soot. The reindeer seemed to be laughing at her when they finally returned to the spot where she had found him.
She crawled out of the sleigh only to look up and see the big man himself. "Santa?" she blinked and tried to wipe the soot of her face, but only managed to smear it. He laughed, "Ho Ho Ho," handed her a small package before returning the other seven reindeer back to the sliegh and flying away. She watched Santa and the reindeer fly away, and heard from a distance, "Merry Christmas, young Kazuyo."
Kazuyo returned home, the package still in her hand. She tossed it on her bed and took a quick shower and soon was sound asleep on her bed. When she awoke, the package was still there and she opened it. It was a gold whistle with silver bells on it. She blew on it lightly but heard nothing. Then suddenly there was a thump on her roof and she ran outside to see what it was. Her friend the reindeer was there, standing on her roof, still looking like he was laughing at her. She smiled and thanked Santa for her new friend the reindeer, who she could call whenever she wanted. "Thanks and Merry Christmas." she whispered and the reindeer seemed to smile.
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:25 pm
So you're walking down the street or forest or somewhere for whatever reason, when a sudden movement in front of you catches your eye! Could it be...? Yes, it was a reindeer! Not just any reindeer, but one of Santa's sled-pulling reindeers. What do you do?
Actually, I was in Hawaii when this happened. It was quiet an odd but exhilarating experience! I had been walking around town, looking at all of the stuff I wasn't able to afford even while on vacation... my direct deposit of my paycheck had flopped from work so I had to wait another attempt when I called them on Monday after the weekend was over. On TOP of that, it was raining; granted it was warm, but it was raining.
While I ogled a giant snow man in a display window, a reflection caught my eye. The streets were empty so it was interesting to see the movement. I blinked then glanced around, seeing nothing but puddles and concrete. Hmm... I turned back to snowman and the candies and fake snow that surrounded him.
Then I heard a 'click, clop, click, clop, clickity, clop' and the 'ring, ring, ring' of jingle bells. Okay, something was up. Frowning I looked around again and looked behind myself and spotted a reindeer. It was chewing on the itty bitty spot of grass by the sidewalk.
I was flabbergasted! "Aw ~ How cute!" I grinned and took a couple steps towards it reaching out to pet it. It's nose met my palm almost instantly and it gave a nudge with it. Gently I stroked the others head before rounding to the side. Again, it gave me a nudge on the back. "Why are you doing that?!" I gave a small huff and it snorted and nudged me again, towards its back.
I eyed it cautiously before moving to mount. The deer gave a small grunt and I felt it shift under me. I was about to hop off when it started to move, cantering before loping, then finally... it was off the ground!
My eyes widened as I let out a small squeak and watched the ground leave from under my feet. "Oh my goooood ~! Dx" I clung to the deer's antlers for deer life and closed my eyes. The air got colder as he we got higher. Finally I opened my eyes, peeking...
I turned a little green at the height and clung tighter. This was a baaad thing for someone who didn't like heights. Not to mention the the small ripples of the deer kicking in the air. It was almost like sea sickness! I leaned forward a bit to look down at the deer and started to talk to myself, "Let me guess... you're a Santa deer! That is... unless there are magical flying reindeer all around Hawaii." I snickered a the thought, "It's like you've walked out of a display case from one of the windows."
The deer shook his head and gave a small snort and I laughed. I finally relaxed as I was flown to who knows where, though I had a hunch. Before I knew it, we were circling a small looking town. There were lights as if a runway had been laid down. "The North Pole!" And to think, she had started to believe it wasn't true.
The deer started to get lower to the ground and I saw to moving lights... an elf?! I squinted to look closer as we got closer. They weren't THAT small. The elf had the light sticks that airplane directors use to lead planes to their docking stations. Grinning I continued to look around.
The deer landed, stumbling a bit which cause my heart to race, but I dismounted when he came to a full halt. I crooned happily, but the deer didn't stop. He continued on, making his way to the biggest building. Oooooh, maybe I could get a picture with Santa! On his lap! Woohoo!!
I did a small dance in my mind and took in the sight. It wasn't very busy, it must've been late, but I saw the lights on the upper level of the house looking building were on. I gave a shiver, and wrapped my arms around myself. Just then I felt something warm and heavy get dropped over my shoulders. I blinked and saw three elves standing on each other's shoulders behind me. I gave a grin. "Thank you~"
"Ten bucks." One grunted and held out a little hand.
"Wait, wha--?"
"Ten BUCKS!" He growled.
I blinked before moving to reach for my wallet in my pocket... I had some cash, but I had to use it sparingly... Keeping my eyes on the little beings I forked over ten dollars.
The elf glared at me before they hopped off each others shoulders then skittered off. I huffed and kicked snow after them. Greedy little things! So much for Christmas Spirit! I turned to see the deer heading up stairs to go inside and I ran to catch up. He lead me up four flights of stairs before we entered a large room where I saw the back of the man in the red suit.
He grunted and flipped through a book. I had to put my hand under my jaw to keep from gaping. OMG WTF I thought. I gave a small squee and danced in a circle. It was Santa! It was Santa! The man perked as he heard my noise and I instantly stopped. Oops. I covered my mouth and stood straight as he lumbered around and narrowed his eyes at me. "You..."
Uh oh. I pointed to myself, "M...e?" He turned to his book flipping pages then he moved to pick up a cell phone next to it. Since when did SANTA have and iPHONE!?! D< "Hey---!"
I was interrupted as he began to read and looked like scrolling, "Fishy. Little Fishy. For the last three years you have asked for nothing but a ABJ Doll, money and a laptop. This year you decided to add GaiaOnline gift card, Borders giftcard, The Little Mermaid, My Little Pony, a Mouse for your cat, and a Yoga ball." He looked over the edge of his spectacles. But, you've never gotten any of that have you?"
I frowned and crossed my arms, "Um, no."
"Do you know why?"
I smirked, "You don't like me?"
Santa gave a hardy laugh, "Of course, but that's not all. You're naughty. You've been arrested three times, have 5 speeding tickets, flipped someone off YESTERDAY when he pulled out in front of you, tail gated ten people in the last 3 days, sped in a SCHOOL ZONE, sent your sister a not so nice text message...." He looked up, "Need I go on?"
"How'd you---? I did not--!"
He took a couple steps closer and leaned down till almost our nose were touching, "Im Santa. But..." He stepped back and held out a hand, looking to the side, "I'm willing to forgive and maybe get you something from your list if..."
"If I fork over money?! D<"
He said nothing but his hand stayed out. Even SANTA was corrupt! I frowned and huffed, standing up straight and stuck out my tongue. "NO. THANK. YOU." The reindeer behind me was startled from where he was chewing on some hay. When had that gotten there? I turned to see Santa gone, and replaced with ten... twenty... FIFTY elves! They all had plates of Sugar cookies that reminded me of the homemade ones my great-great-great dead Grandma made.
They started to approach and I scooted back frantic now. Ooooh the shortness! Then a light flashed to the side of the room and horrible alarm sound started like a fire alarm at school and I covered my ears. Walking backwards I stumbled and -----
"AAAAAHHHHHH!" I tensed and shot up as my younger sister jumped on my bed yelling "CHRISTMAS! CHRISTMAS! GET UP! GET UUUUUP!!!" She screamed on the top of her lungs as she bounced and bounced then finally pounced on me. I grunted and doubled over. Oooouch.....
I grunted and dropped back into my pillows. Geeeeeeeeez.... I had to work today too.... Merry Christmas.
*Sorry it's so long XD <3 I had too much fun... >>; And the ending, I... yeah... would've been longer 8D;;;
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:56 pm
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