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 Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:37 pm
I think after three years it's about time EEW began to celebrate it's history! From it's humble beginnings as a three-man band to the huge roster it has today is a incredible achievement! At each years Birthday Show, EEW will induct four wrestlers into the EEW Hall of Fame. These men and women have practically bled for EEW, it would be a travesty to forget their contributions to making EEW what it is today! Who will be this years inductees?  Keep checking regularly for the inductions! Inductee number four is coming next! Yes, doing the fourth inductee first so that you can all get excited over who is first....clever huh? xd Class of 20081.'The Talented One' Cartwright 2.John Cardok 3.Jarel Damone 4.Jacob Meyers
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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:30 pm
Now to introduce the fourth inductee. He is a true EEW Origional. He has been with EEW since it began back in 2005 when CwP gave him a call! He was EEWs very first hiring! If that doesn't give it away, his nickname was "Mr. Canada"!
He has been successful everywhere he has ever been, even running his own promotion recently! One last hint? He is the very first EEW Television Champion!
Ladies and Gentlemen, give it up, for JACOB MEEEEEYEEEEEEERS!
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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:17 pm
The Joker - by Quiet Riot The fans didn't know if they were going to cheer or boo, or be confused because they didn't know it it was Jacob who was walking out of the back. That quickly turned to cheers as Jacob grabbed a mic from a near by staff member, "Bitches and Faggots... I have returned to the land of extreme and the place that really gave me my face in the world of wrestling... Wait... This is EEW... I thought I was in AWF. I am just kinding folks, I am here to celebrate the third birthday of EEW and to celebrate my career here in EEW by being in the first group that is put into the Hall of Fame. I am happy to say that this day is just full of surpises, I wake up, get dressed, win a few championships, and then get a call that I have to come to EEW to be inducted into the EEW HoF, but fans that is not the only surpise... I am here not only to be inducted into the EEW Hall of Fame, but to also tell everyone sitting here today and those watching at home that I am going into the back to sign a new contract with EEW... That is right folks, I am here to stay and it won't be long until I have that EEW Strap around my waist." After finishing up with his speech, Jacob drops the mic and heads off into the back.
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:09 am
WOW! Did you hear that folks? Jacob Meyers is coming BACK HOME!
Thank you Jacob Meyers for your outstanding contribution to EEWs past and now future too!
Speaking of outstanding contribution, our next inductee practically carried EEW on his shoulders as World Champion and helped cement the EEW World Championship as one of the most important and prestigious in wrestling history!
To give you all a clue, his nickname is 'The Dragon' and his family life is always entertaining....thanks to their habit of attacking each other! He featured in a infamous incident involving CwP and the same World Championship! He also tossed 'The Talented One' Cartwright off a HIAC ceiling into a flaming table on the floor below which is still one of EEWs most sickest moments!
Ladies and Gentlemen, there is only one, JAAAAAREL DAMOOOOOOOOONE!
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:19 pm
Down with the Sickness hits as the crowd goes wild for the Dragon, who had been out for some time. Jarel's symbol lights up in the rafters and lowers down as Jarel steps off with a mic in hand. He lets the music play while he looks out at the fans. As he raises the mic to talk, the music dies out.
"It is most definitely an honor to be here and be inducted into the hall of fame of a company that has done a lot for my career. My first night here my little brother and I won the tag team championships in a match with the hardy boys. That same night, I defeated Jayden, the Sandman, and my brother Zarel. Zarel and I were actually in EEW's first hell in a cell, which ended after a chokeslam through the roof of the cell and through the ladder laying on a table in the ring. That victory over Sandman was a number 1 contender's match for the EEW World Championship, which was won by Cartwright. Heading into the first PPV, it was interesting to see Cartwright's attempts to stand up to me. And it was a test. I was walking into the match with something around a 35-0 hell in a cell record, and a lot of accumulating injuries. Cartwright was rather new to the game, a lot younger. The question in the mind of those who knew me well was could I not only keep up with a much younger and less injured man, but hold my own in another main event and actually come out on top. During the course of the build up, I rediscovered my love for the industry, and recaptured my main event spot by defeating Cartwright in the ladder match for the title. In the process, I brought back DX, which I had joined in another federation. That title run would've been a lot more fun if not for the greed of CWP and Mick Foley." Jarel pauses. "Can't reflect on my time here without that which I'm the most well known for. The 'EEW Screwjob' as they call it. The funny part is, that actually boosted my career far beyond anything CWP would ever dream of reaching. By screwing me out of the championship like that, he effectively showed everyone that there was no way in the hell that he could beat me on his own. Mick Foley fired me, which just gave people a reason to truly step back and take notice of the Dragon. Sure, the fans had seen me do a lot. I'd beaten the best in the business in the most dangerous and career shortening match in the business at the time. But that one incident made them see that people weren't exactly thrilled with the prospect of facing me. Aparrently I'm a scary person." Jarel paused again to laugh. "But unlike Foley, unlike fellow legends such as Hulk Hogan, I realize that I've had a long enough career. I've done more than a lot of others, and it's time to step down before i suffer an injury i can't come back from. My last match to date in any federation was a hell in the cell match against Gravedigger, adding to my streak. I will not set foot in a ring to wrestle again." He has to stop again at the chants of "One more match". "However, I do still have something left to do here in EEW. They made mention of my highly disfunctional family. And while I may be retired, my twin brother still has quite a bit of fight left in him. So, at the next PPV, Zarel will be back and I've got a little surprise for him, and all you fans in the arena. But to find out what it is, you'll just have to tune in." Jarel's music hits again as he hands the mic to one of the staff and heads backstage again.
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Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:47 pm
After Jarel left the stage, the announcer voice came up over the speakers.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, the next inductor of the next inductee to the hall of fame: Tavarius!"
"Savior-self" by Jedi Mind-Tricks began to play as fans popped for the superstar. Dressed in white pin-stripes and matching ball-cap, Tavarius walked onto the stage with some notes in his hands. Grabbing a mic from one of the stage hands he straightened his bow-tie and raised the mic up to his mouth.
"What be the shits in this crib, homes?!"
A pop from the crowd and a nod from Tav signified his next movement.
"So we gots ourselves a Hall of Fame ceremony. And so far, we've had some s**t-tastic inductees walk up to this stage: Canada's Home Bacon, Jacob Meyer, and that D & D Master y'all seem to call Jarel."
He let each of them get their own respective pops.
"Now I took it upon myself to induct the next man of man-b***h designs, because I gots some history with him. He's been around from the beginning, and for some reason he's still here. This guy's gone through two generations of Rent-a-gays, formed himself a new alliance based off a World of Warcraft campaign he had over the weekend, and has picked up a s**t-ton of titles that I didn't bother to look up on Wikapedia. But in all seriousness homes, this thug's gotten himself some street-cred over the years, which is why I can't bag on him too much. That's why, to properly introduce him, I'm gonna spit some rhymes to get him up here."
He unfolded the envelope and began to read.
Like a bottle of Aunt Jemima
He's a sticky....
He paused. "No, that's not it. Let me try again."
He's big in stature but not in the p***s
Just ask ol' Cartwright. He'll tell you it's quite heinous
Rent-a-gays, C-men, well he wasn't in the last one
But I broke them up anyway, so take to the bank and cash it son
But this is his night, and he can tell you all his s**t
So please welcome Cardok, Mr. Kibbles & Bits!
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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:11 pm
Cardok came out, with a nice black tuxedo on and came out with a huge smile on as "Stricken" plays out in the HOF arena. He walks up to Tav and embraces him, handshake and all while laughing at his remarks.
After that, he walks up to the podium.
"Well damn, I guess this is the true pinnacle of my career!"
"I've never won a major world title, and never got much gold here but the tag titles, which is an impressive thing, don't get me wrong. But I guess it didn't matter. I was still a great impact player for the company of EEW. I gotta say, I was wondering who would go in the EEW Hall of Fame. Call me conceded, but I had a thought in the back on my mind that maybe, just maybe I would go in. Not for nothing, but I must have been thinking straight cause I'm here now!"
"Lets start at the beginning, The Renegades."
He gets reaction from the crowd that shows they really missed the ol' Renegades!
"No, don't get upset. It was good while it lasted. It was fun. I was just trying to make a name for myself and I was wrestling as a newbie. However I found out about a tag team called the Renegades and I wanted in. From that point on, my career could be called something of a legacy! We had good times, then followed the bad. I was turned on by Meyers, and Sanosuke was nowhere to be found! I continued on as the Renegade leader which backfired. With a new team we carried on, but not for long. Eventually we broke up, and I had one hell of a rivalry against Saint Joey, perhaps the best rivalry I've ever wrestled in and he is one hell of a talented guy! However I beat him and tried to keep him alive after that big drop in our final match. I pinned him quick to get help for him"
"After all this I went solo again, but found Dark Saint. Look where I am now! Tag team champion! Must I say more?"
Cardok looks out at the crowd.
"So, I got the call come here and I'm in the 2008 EEW HOF class. That is one impressive feet ladies and gents. EEW's resident rocker has climbed to the top! Regardless of what I've done, as little or as much, I'm in the hall of fame. EEW keep rockin! I'd also like to congratulate all the others in this year's class!"
"So thank you EEW, for what you've given me, and what I'm looking into in the future!"
The crowd gives massive cheers as he turns around and leaves with a fist in the air!
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:42 pm
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to the podium, Chris Chaos.
*People begin clapping as "Devour" begins to play in the HoF arena as Chris Chaos walks out and steps up to the podium*
"How do I talk about this final inductee? In EEW's beginning, there was one man who was building this company from the ground up."
*The crowd begins chanting Paul E.*
"Well him too. But I'm talking about a wrestler who set an example for each and every wrestler in this company today. If it wasn't for this man, there wouldn't be a Matt Seraph."
*crowd boos*
"There wouldn't be such rising stars like Jonathan Riker. Hell, there wouldn't even be a Chris Chaos. All of the current wrestlers in this company look up to this man as a leader, both in the locker room and the ring."
*Chaos began to open an envelope that he brought with him*
"He has a huge list of accomplishments. He was the first ever EEW Heavyweight Champion. He has been a tag team champion, an EEW Speed Tag Team Champion. He has held various championships in such organizations such as AOWW, GPWL, RWA, and even the biggest organization of them all, the World Wrestling Federation. THis man is truly deserving of this induction into the EEW Hall of Fame."
*The crowd begins to cheer, knowing who the inductee is*
"Finally, this man is like a brother to me. I held a tag team championship with him in a legendary group I like to call C5. He is my partner in America's Greatest Tag Team."
*crowd begins to uproar*
"We will soon add another championship to that resume as a member of America's Greatest Tag Team. Ladies and Gentlemen.......Allow me to introduce to you. The FINAL inductee of the EEW Hall of Fame CLASS of 2008. He is The Definition of Talent. Preferably he is MR. TALENT. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS.........IS.........CARTWRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!"
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:01 pm
Bodies by Drowning Pool hits the speakers as Cartwright steps on to the platform to huge cheers!
He smiles, shakes Chaos' hand and then steps on to the podium.
"Thank you, so much for the introduction Chris. Yes, we have both been through some interesting times in EEW history!" He starts.
"C5, I would say, is the greatest stable in EEW history! That probably sounds like I am tooting my own horn, but I ask you, has there been a group that know each other so well and worked so well as a team before or after? TapOut Mafia may have just started but let's be honest, they got to know each other over the internet! During C5's reign of terror I often here comparisons to the Four Horsemen! I usually say after there were four of them and five of us, but that's not the point!"
"AGTT too has been interesting. Before The Birthday Show I was worried about it's future after it looked like Chaos was about to be sucked into The TapOut Mafia! In a way it's a good thing the Mafia were after you Chris as it brought us back together!"
"Now I would like to say what a honour it is to be chosen to join the first EEW Hall of Fame ceremony. I never thought it would happen! When I first joined EEW at the start it was one of those things you would fantasise about along with EEW getting it's first Pay-Per-View, World Championship.....or even website as it now has!"
"As one of the very first wrestlers to join and one of the more experienced ones too, I wanted to lead by example. If I was putting my heart and soul into every match I did to make them as exciting as possible then everyone else would have to step-up their game too! EEW has no room for slackers, especially with such a talented roster, so I wanted to install that discipline as early as possible into EEW! If you are going to do something, do it well!
"Finally I just want to say thank you to everyone who made EEW possible. Thank you to the wrestlers! Thank you to the cameramen, the guys behind EEW.com, to Paul Heyman...."
A HUUUUGE 'PAULIE' chant starts instantly!
"....and ofcourse the EEW fans! YOU EXTREMISTS OUT THERE! THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!"
He raises his award i the air to huge cheers as the show ends!
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