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 Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:37 am
When the report said (1),
It really meant (2)
(1) While on routine patrol...
(2) I was in the car because the coffee shop was closed...
(1) The accident scene and the safety of the victims prevented this
officer from doing traffic control
(2) It was raining and it was cold...
(1) Knowing the suspect had a criminal history...
(2) I arrested him once for Public Intoxication...
(1) The informant is of known credibility and has provided reliable
information in the past...
(2) I've got two theft cases hanging over his head...
(1) While being arrested, this subject resisted, being injured in the
act...
(2) He ripped my shirt and broke my new Oakley sunglasses...
(1) The motorist was cited for multiple traffic violations...
(2) I wrote one citation for each cussword he used...
(1) The members of the press at the scene were offered every courtesy
within departmental policies...
(2) I sent then to a nonexistent address, which I called the "Command
Post."
(1) I gave the motorist a verbal warning for speeding...
(2) She was a good-looking blonde who owned a liquor store and who was
free after my shift was over.
(1) Further interview of the witness was impossible, due to
conditions.
(2) It was my bowling night...
(1) The defendant asked this officer's advice on how to act before the
judge at his arraignment...
(2) I told him he didn't have the balls to call the judge the same
name he called me.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:54 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:28 pm
lol, that was pretty funny
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:00 am
*gigglez*
ain't that the truth!!!
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:10 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:17 am
Two nights ago the alarm at my work went off at like 2am and the cops showed up and when my boss got there they thought someone was in the mens bathroom so the kicked the door open and had their guns redy to fire and when it opened the guys head fell off cause it was one of the halloween dummies we sell. I guese they were really freaked out at first cause they saw feet under the door and the guy wouldnt answer them. Then my boss said they stayed in the store for an extra hour just playing with the halloween props and stuff.
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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:21 am
~xXx~Nikki4187~xXx~ Two nights ago the alarm at my work went off at like 2am and the cops showed up and when my boss got there they thought someone was in the mens bathroom so the kicked the door open and had their guns redy to fire and when it opened the guys head fell off cause it was one of the halloween dummies we sell. I guese they were really freaked out at first cause they saw feet under the door and the guy wouldnt answer them. Then my boss said they stayed in the store for an extra hour just playing with the halloween props and stuff.
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:20 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:30 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:31 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:19 pm
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