WizStar NoodleBar

[The_Wizard]

Welcome to the NoodleBar!

Menu:

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Foods:

Hamster Niku Udon
The finest Udon noodles bathing in a sea
of mouth-watering broth with hamster,
naruto, green onions, seaweed and other
classic noodle accompaniments
Price: 300Yen

Hamster Ramen
The finest Ramen noodles bathing in a
sea of mouth-watering broth with hamster,
naruto, green onions, seaweed and other
classic noodle accompaniments.
Price: 300Yen

Hamster Bento
A meal in a box. Includes rice and
vegetables along with succulent
hamster in your choice of sauce.
Price: 300Yen

Hamster Curry
The NoodeBar's famous Hamster Curry!
Sweet Japanese curry sauce with potato,
carrots and of course kara age hamster.
Best served with plain rice.
Price: 300Yen

Hamster Teriyaki
Delectable Hamster marinated in
Japanese teriyaki sauce. Perfect with rice.
Price: 300Yen

Hamster Maki Sushi
Chilled hamster wrapped in rice and nori.
Comes with pickled ginger, soy sauce and
wasabi and free sushi refills.
Price: 300Yen

Kung Pao Hamster & Choi Sum
Hot and spicy Kung Pao hamster with
fresh Choi Sum Chinese greens and soy sauce.
Price: 300Yen

Pepperoni & Bullets Pizza
The NoodleBar's own recipe. The most macho
pizza topping ever. Freshly hunted pepperoni
and 9mm bullets. May contain traces of hamster.
Price: 300Yen

Battered Ham n' Chips
Deep-fried crispy hamster and traditional
English chips with optional mushy peas
or curry sauce.
Price: 300Yen

Speaking Duck & Hoisin Hamster Pancakes
Yes the duck really speaks! Well it did
before it was shredded for your culinary
pleasure. The delicious duck and
wholesome hamster are the perfect
match for the tangy hoisin sauce. Served
with spring onion, cucumber and freaking
leaking Peking pancakes.
Price: 300Yen

Hamster Kebab
Food of the gods. The gods of drunken
students that is. An impossible ammount
of hamster wrapped in naan bread and
drenched in chilli sauce. Recommended
by John Mac, international kebab Connoisseur.
Price: 300Yen

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Side Orders:

Plain Rice
Freshly steamed rice.
Price: 100Yen

Fried Rice
One bowl of golden rice, fried with egg,
meat, green onion and a dash of soy sauce.
Price: 200Yen

Char Ham Bau
Delicious steamed buns containing
succulent hamster in a rich Chinese
barbeque sauce.
Price: 200Yen

Korean Crispy Weed
Delicious sheets of Korean seasoned
nori. Weed at it's best.
Price: 100Yen

Miso Soupy
Hot shiro-miso soup with tofu cubes and
wakame seaweed. Yum Yum!
Price: 100Yen

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Drinks:

Sarsi
Some say it smells of ointment,
others say it tastes like mouth-wash.
In reality it's the most refreshing and
tasty beverage on planet earth.
Price: 100Yen

Dr. Pepper
Not a real doctor, nor an actual pepper,
but a refreshing chilled soft drink.
Price: 100Yen

Wiz Water
The_Wizard's own brand of water.
Available in Still-Chill or Sparkling-Fight.
Price: 100Yen

Strawberry Milkshake
Blended strawberry milkshake made
with fresh milk, strawberry icecream
and fresh strawberries and cream.
Price: 200Yen

Chocolate Milkshake
Blended chocolate milkshake made
with fresh milk, chocolate icecream,
cocoa and fresh cream.
Price: 200Yen

Ice Lemon Tea
A real effective thirst quencher made
from refreshing lemon and the finest tea leaves.
Price: 200Yen

Bubble Tea
A delightful refreshment consisting of tea,
fruit flavors, and dark tapioca pearls.
Price: 200Yen

Chinese Tea
This exquisite Chinese tea is hearty,
rich and aromatic with various benifits to your health.
Price: 100Yen

English Tea
Traditional English tea (from India) with
sugar (for girls) and/or fresh milk.
Price: 100Yen

Asahi Super Dry Beer
A beer that satisfies again and again,
any time and any place. It's a favorite
the world over, and a beer for all occasions.
Price: 300Yen

Tiger Beer
The crisp refreshing taste of tiger beer
is the beer of choice for hamsters with no fear of felines.
Price: 300Yen

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Desserts:

Mint Choc Chippo Icecream
A fresh and creamy mint icecream
with soft Lindt chocolate chips,
chocolate sauce and whipped cream.
Price: 200Yen

Raspberry Cake
Mouth-watering raspberry and cream
flavoured chilled cheesecake.
Price: 200Yen

Pancakes and Syrup
Freshly made pancakes with your choice
of delicious toppings. The house special
is whipped cream, maple syrup and lemon juice.
Pancake perfection!
Price: 200Yen

Strawberry Tart
Fresh egg custard tart with delicious juicy
strawberries. Optional sugar and whipped cream.
Price: 200Yen