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Did not dress up. Did not do the ToT thing. Did not do the handing out candy to ToT thing. Did not do the horror movie thing. Did not even do the watching the non-horror movie Wag The Dog thing.

Instead, man creature and I inhaled some pizza then ran off to the hospital.

CAUSE OMFG WIN GUYS MY FRIENDS HAD THEIR BABY AND SHE'S SO CUTE OMGOMGOMG! AND WE GOT TO SEEEEE HER AND HOOOOOLLLDDDD HERRRRRR!

Baby =/= H2k8 baby. Baby was born a day before H2k8. Which Mom thinks is good because she didn't want people to draw devil connections with her baby. But costume party always a bday option!

(Honestly we weren't expecting to meet Baby for another week or two but because Mom's insurance ran out due to firing they induced labor early to get hospital stay covered by the insurance. WTF is WRONG with American medicine and WHY do we not have national health care yet at LEAST for babies+moms? Especially since Baby developed jaundice on discharge from hospital day so Dad went to baby shower instead of Mom while Mom + Baby rested at home. WTF America? )


But OMG BABY!!!!! SO CUTE!

They're looking in to medicaid and WIC.

Apparently Abbie looked for it before and found out she made $10 too much for it. Fail.

ILfags probably get better benefits than MOfags do.

That = America = status quo = what McCain wants to keep or eff up moar.

Change 2008.

LOL oh those silly Red Team members.

I've never heard of Blue Team telling people, "Vote for Blue Team" but have had my father (Red Team) argue for Red Team's failsitions and my future Uncle-in-lulz blatantly say, "Vote for McCain." To which I in returned I have argued that Red Team's failsitions are WHY we're in this failbucket and jokingly replied, "What was that? Vote for Obama? Ok! And while I'm at it I'll vote for [Dem's MO Govenor candidate]! He wants to extend [our state's college financial aid program]!"