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A friend of mine sent me this in the email today. It was tacked on the end of some other stuff I had seen before, but this just sent me rolling. I thought you all just might appreciate it, and if anyone happens to find some extra tshirts.... send them my way! roflmao

And the next...(You've got to love the military, and God bless them
>all.)
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>U.S.Navy Directive 16134 (Inappropriate T-Shirts)
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>The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all
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>installations in the Middle East .
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>(It was obviously directed at the Marines.)
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>To: All Commands
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>Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts
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>Ref: ComMidEast For Inst 16134//24 K
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>All commanders promulgate upon receipt.
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>The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any
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>civilian personnel serving in the Middle East :
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>1. 'Eat Pork or Die' [both English and Arabic versions]
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>2. 'Shrine Busters' [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery
>shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]
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>3. 'Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy' [Both English and Arabic versions]
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>4. 'Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more.'
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> [Both English and Arabic versions]
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>5. 'The road to Paradise begins with me.'
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>[Mostly Arabic versions, but some in English. Some show sniper scope
>cross hairs.]
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>6. 'Guns don't kill people. I kill people.' [Both Arabic and English
>versions]
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>7. 'Pork. The other white meat.' [Arabic version]
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>8. 'Infidel' [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]
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>The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt
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>directive.
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>In addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this
>message:
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>1. 'Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800
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>Daily.
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>2. 'Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?'
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>All commands are instructed to implement "Sensitivity Training" upon
>receipt.

where can i find all of the above shirts