Is a fun way to make gold :'D

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Lainy Wolf: [5:44] hi

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:47] You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.

Lainy Wolf: [5:44] interesting

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:47] Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.

Lainy Wolf: [5:44] a fortune cookie bot O:

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:47] You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.

Lainy Wolf: [5:44] wha?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:47] Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

Lainy Wolf: [5:45] posthu-what?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:48] You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll be dead.

Lainy Wolf: [5:45] ;_;

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:48] You are confused; but this is your normal state.

Lainy Wolf: [5:45] D:<

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:48] You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise
salesman.

Lainy Wolf: [5:45] but... i don't have a job at the moment

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:48] Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly lonely stewardesses.

Lainy Wolf: [5:46] Oh snap

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:49] You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.

Lainy Wolf: [5:46] ... *snort*

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:49] Make a wish, it might come true.

Lainy Wolf: [5:46] *gigglesnort*

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:49] You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.

Lainy Wolf: [5:47] hmmm

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:49] You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.

Lainy Wolf: [5:47] ok... that was pretty general

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:50] After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!

Lainy Wolf: [5:48] xD! win

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:51] Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall.

Lainy Wolf: [5:48] lol repaper

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:51] Lady Luck brings added income today. Lady friend takes it away tonight.

Lainy Wolf: [5:48] xD

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:51] You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.

Lainy Wolf: [5:49] thats true

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:51] You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.

Lainy Wolf: [5:49] xD!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:52] Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't
really worth having.

Lainy Wolf: [5:50] *nods sagely*

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:53] You definitely intend to start living sometime soon.

Lainy Wolf: [5:50] xD wouldn't be too sure about that

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:53] Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.

Lainy Wolf: [5:50] i'd kill myself

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:53] Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.

Lainy Wolf: [5:52] ahuh

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:55] You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll be dead.

Lainy Wolf: [5:52] lovely

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:55] Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.

Lainy Wolf: [5:52] that was obscure

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:55] Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so
get used to it.

Lainy Wolf: [5:53] ouch

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:55] Courage is your greatest present need.

Lainy Wolf: [5:53] your just being mean now

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:56] You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard
this message.

Lainy Wolf: [5:55] lol. i like that one

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:57] You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.

Lainy Wolf: [5:55] say what now?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:57] You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler.

Lainy Wolf: [5:55] i don't think so

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:58] You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.

Lainy Wolf: [5:55] ouch

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:58] Don't you wish you had more energy... or less ambition?

Lainy Wolf: [5:56] somin like that xD

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:58] You would if you could but you can't so you won't.

Lainy Wolf: [5:56] original

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:59] You will be reincarnated as a toad; and you will be much happier.

Lainy Wolf: [5:56] o...k...

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:59] You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.

Lainy Wolf: [5:56] xD

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:59] That secret you've been guarding, isn't.

Lainy Wolf: [5:56] ahuh

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:59] Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".

Lainy Wolf: [5:57] what?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:00] You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.

Lainy Wolf: [5:57] lol

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:00] You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.

Lainy Wolf: [5:57] noooooooooooo!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:00] You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.

Lainy Wolf: [5:57] cool

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:00] You are confused; but this is your normal state.

Lainy Wolf: [5:57] ouch

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:00] Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.

Lainy Wolf: [5:58] yay

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:00] You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.

Lainy Wolf: [5:58] but i get along with animals

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:01] The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.
-- George Gobel

Lainy Wolf: [5:58] that was also mean

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:01] Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.

Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84

Lainy Wolf: [5:58] yay

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:01] Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.

Lainy Wolf: [5:59] your such a b***h xD but its funny

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:02] Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.

Lainy Wolf: [5:59] you like death huh?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:02] In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.

Lainy Wolf: [5:59] no i need the exercise!D:

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:02] It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.

Lainy Wolf: [6:00] true u_u

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:02] Communicate! It can't make things any worse.

Lainy Wolf: [6:00] I am! don't rush me! D:

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:02] You are fairminded, just and loving.

Lainy Wolf: [6:00] yay ^^

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:03] Stay away from flying saucers today.

Lainy Wolf: [6:00] ooh?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:03] Exercise caution in your daily affairs.

Lainy Wolf: [6:00] ok

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:03] You will be married within a year.

Lainy Wolf: [6:00] you said that

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:03] Look afar and see the end from the beginning.

Lainy Wolf: [6:00] that was... deep ._.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:03] You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.

Lainy Wolf: [6:01] xD

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:03] It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.

Lainy Wolf: [6:01] bye now!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:04] You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.