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Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:56 pm

Hello peoplez, i need an idea for a sci-fi story thats not a load of s**t. you can send meh an message or post it on my profile, whichever siuts ur style. have a nice day :3

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:02 pm

And you're posting this in the Jewish forum because???

eh... whatever, I post lots of weird crap in here.

What's your plotline?

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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:14 pm

Something about a panda.

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:48 am

Does it have to be Jewish-themed?

Alrighty then.

Setting: Random shtetl, Tsarist Russia.

Plot: A Jewish man (I have Steven Seagal in mind, though Harrison Ford - who's 1/4 Jewish - will also do) has his family kidnapped by cossacks. He then proceeds to go Rambo on their asses in a series of exciting action scenes. Prior to killing the top villain, main character (call him Yankel "The Hammer" Maccabee) spouts a badass one-liner like "You've just had your last blintz!" or "When you see the Tsar... *cocks rifle*... tell him Yankel sent you!"

How's that? Kosher enough?

Oh wait...sci fi?

OK:

A Jewish farmboy (let's call him Luke Skywitzer) finds two kvetching robots, RU-Doctor and C-3POy. Mentored by Obi-Wan Kenoberg, Luke Skywitzer goes off to battle the evil empire headed by Dreck Vader. After an epic battle of laser swords (we'll call 'em loxsabers) Dreck Vader reveals he is Luke's father. Yadda, yadda, yadda. Dreck Vader returns to his Jewish roots, kills Emperor Putzpatine, everyone is happy, Luke goes to law school.

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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:33 am

I think Mel Brooks already beat you to it with "Spaceballs".

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:24 am

How about a Jewish family on an intergalactic star cruiser full of other families of different ethnic backgrounds. Is the food out of the replicators kosher? And if the Muslim kids don't trust the Jewish kids, and vice versa, what happens when the family next door is a race of Giant Insects from Alpha Centuri?

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YvetteEmilieDupont

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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:52 am

LMAO

whee

two words for you

one is Oy the other is Vey.

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:33 am

YvetteEmilieDupont

LMAO

whee

two words for you

one is Oy the other is Vey.

You have no idea how nerdcore the conversation became when the Jewish Trekkies at college started to ponder the question of kosher food replication.

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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:33 pm

DanskiWolf

A Jewish farmboy (let's call him Luke Skywitzer) finds two kvetching robots, RU-Doctor and C-3POy. Mentored by Obi-Wan Kenoberg, Luke Skywitzer goes off to battle the evil empire headed by Dreck Vader. After an epic battle of laser swords (we'll call 'em loxsabers) Dreck Vader reveals he is Luke's father. Yadda, yadda, yadda. Dreck Vader returns to his Jewish roots, kills Emperor Putzpatine, everyone is happy, Luke goes to law school.

Ha! That is so funny/cool! XD

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:14 pm

momogirl333

I think Mel Brooks already beat you to it with "Spaceballs".

Actually he did that before Spaceballs... I only remember because I saw History of the World Part 1 again, not to long ago

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JEWS... IN... SPACE!!!

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YvetteEmilieDupont

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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:21 pm

LordNeuf

YvetteEmilieDupont

LMAO

whee

two words for you

one is Oy the other is Vey.

You have no idea how nerdcore the conversation became when the Jewish Trekkies at college started to ponder the question of kosher food replication.

That is really interesting.... >.> <.< do you think it'd make the food cheaper?

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:56 pm

YvetteEmilieDupont

LordNeuf

YvetteEmilieDupont

LMAO

whee

two words for you

one is Oy the other is Vey.

You have no idea how nerdcore the conversation became when the Jewish Trekkies at college started to ponder the question of kosher food replication.

That is really interesting.... >.> <.< do you think it'd make the food cheaper?

Well, in the wonderful world of Star Trek, food is free. The replicators create molecules from storage banks within the ship and combine them to form food, whatever you want, steak, eggs, ice cream, the replicators create it, hot or cold, and with plates and flatware. When you're done, you return the leftovers to the replicator which breaks them down into molecules and stores them back in the bank.

Basically everything is artificial, and if everything is artificial and everything is recycled, then... is pork out of a food replicator kosher because it's not REALLY pork.

The discussion lasted about a month, with no clear winner.

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