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 Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:20 am
Craigslist- ya gotta heart them
Wanted: Ninja with Armadillo Experience (Land O Lakes)
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Reply to: job-859362449@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-29, 11:10AM EDT
If you are a ninja and have experience dealing with armadillos, I have the job for you.
I don't want them hurt. What I would like for you to do is pace my home (preferably in some black garb or other ninjawear) silently and catch the armadillos that are digging into my lawn.
Then, you can notify me with the signal (to be distributed to ninja upon hire) that we have one of the buggers.
Again, I don't want to hurt them. I would just like to interrogate them to determine why they are just ripping pieces of turf out of my pasture. (This leads me to my next point-- if you have some special power that enables you to communicate with the armadillos, you have an advantage over other ninjas).
I don't discriminate; if you are a ninja with armadillo skills, please contact me.
Location: Land O Lakes FL
Compensation: I will allow you to refine your skills near my home.
This is a contract job.
This is at a non-profit organization.
OK to highlight this job opening for persons with disabilities
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
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Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:07 pm
I'll do it!!!!!!
(btw.... wtf?!?!?!)
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:52 pm
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