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 Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:56 pm
Dear Samantha
Have you ever been in a Lions Dean match?
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Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:48 am
Dear Samantha,
When are you and I going to get together, and make music?
I mean, I did go out and buy a Guitar.
- Nuke Fusion.
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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:40 am
So many questions for me now! :XP:
Dear someone who forgot to leave a name: I've never even heard of a Lion's Den match! Somebody should be paying me for using my name though, really.
Dear Nuke: Everyone tells me that I sing really well. I kind of prefer wrestlnig though. I mean, all the physical contact with really pretty girls... redface
- Samantha
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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:53 pm
Matt,
I heard rumors that you are being contacted to be one of the coaches on the premiere season of The Ultimate Wrestler. I also heard that quite possibly your enemy Chris Chaos would oppose you in the coaching. Is any of this true?
A fan.
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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:35 pm
Well, the show is called the Ultimate Wrestler, so it only makes sense that the greatest professional alive would get called about it. As for Chris Chaos, who gives a ********? Seriously, people are going to tune in to watch me destroy the other team, doesn't matter who the other coach is.
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:50 pm
Matt what do you say to allegations of participating in a Bras and Panties match and actually liking it? Also, just where the hell did they find a Dinner Gown your size?
Up in the Rafters.
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:00 am
Dear Matt,
As you have commented my blog, I thought it would only be respectful if I commented yours. How is life on Burn going? I hope you are doing well. You and I should really have a match sometime, but I know with your busy schedule, when WOULD we find the time! Until then...
'The Reaper' Joshua Danielson
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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:02 am
Yes, the American Jesus is blogging again. Bow down, you're not worthy, etc. You internet nerds might have noticed that I haven't blogged in a while. That's because I've been out getting laid, something you must be unfamiliar with. Do yourselves a favor and type my girlfriend's name into Google...no, not Samantha. That b***h could be a Catholic priest with all the little kids she's ********. My new chick is Kiara Ashwell. If you don't know who she is yet, then you obviously don't frequent the same websites as the Epic One, but you will see her soon. She's coming on Burn next week for a tryout. She's nothing like a certain doubly-named slut from an unnamed wrestling promotion whose World Champion shares a name with U2's guitarist; she actually has some good ring skills. I actually worked a tag match with her against a good friend of mine, Phoenix James and London Pennington. Obviously it was great because I was there, but it was epic not having to carry an entire mixed tag match (wrestling; just one of the many things my ex can't do right)
In any case, a certain c** dumpster's decision to turn her back on the only person who actually wanted her around (and her decision to try to pull a Heath Ledger before that) isn't why I'm posting this. I'm here to talk about the steroid scandal in EEW. Personally, I find that s**t hilarious. I mean, you ******** are taking performance-enhancing drugs and you still can't beat me. Oh, and for the record, the officiating in that CwP match was obviously crooked and I'm investigating it. Let's face it, this is a good thing for EEW. We can get the cheaters out of the way and then honest, hardworking competitors like myself have a better opportunity. More on this epically funny story as I get it, bitches.
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:42 pm
..I never get this whole peeing in a Cup thing. It just sounds like a lot more trouble than neccessary to me. I mean given the effects Steroids have on guys wouldn't it just be more cost effective to get you all in a line and order you to drop your collective pants?
Not sure what this really leaves the girls in, but I'm pretty sure if a woman took steroids it'd be a little...uhh Noticeable..espcially with some of the outfits they stick some of the girls in.
Roxanne Riddle Esq.
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