
Pineapple hero Tales
"Uh sir? neutral " Bo said to Ned. All the hero's looked at each other and began to uncontrollably laugh.
"Koro looks naked without her scarf on! blaugh " Tragic squealed.
"Tragic, I never noticed how big your feet look!" Yennon said snickered.
"Pineapple Hero! gonk You have such bad hat hair! blaugh " Koro pointed giggling.
"Yennon, you look like such a dork without your mask!! blaugh " Pineapple Hero laughed.
"Can you feel the power sources from all the items Sir! surprised " Crim asked. Ned turned and for a moment everything was silent, but then the laughing continued even louder.
"Now Brothers! We will finally be the ultimate hero's!! scream " Ned said with his hand raised high.
"YEEAAAH!!! ... Wait... sir..? I thought you said we were evil, and trying to get these items to gain their power? neutral " A very confused looking Brian said.
"Power of popularity biggrin " Ned said happily, doing a few dorky hops in the air.
"Of popularity?! scream I risked my life just to make you popular?" Crim screamed.
"Well, I was already popular. I just needed this extra push to make me the best! I promised to make us the most popular hero's ever. You remember what happened in the hero's academy neutral ?"
"Hero's Academy! eek " The hilarity in Pineapple Hero's voice died.
"I'm sure you dont remember us, Pineapple Hero stare " Brian grumbled.
"Or Tragic! You broke my heart then " Bo said, his lower lip trembling.
"It was years ago, when we were freshmen..." Ned began flashback.
"We are going to be the best Hero trio ever! blaugh " A younger Ned walked with his faithful friends upto the Hero's Academy.
"I agree, we were so popular in Hero junior High. I bet they have never seen Heros like us before." Brian added with his head held high.
"First thing I'm going to do as a hero is change my hero name to Crimson! biggrin " a younger Crim stood next to the door way.
"*munch munch* You mean your names not Crimson?" A young much less hott looking Bo munched on some ranch flavored potato chips. A girl emerged behind them.
"Excuse me... Are you guys going to open the doors and go in, or do I have to wait? I have class stare " A girl with a pineapple on her head waited impatiently.
"I'm sorry sweatdrop here." Ned held the door open but as he did something completely unexpected happened.
"IT'S PINEAPPLE HERO!!!" a younger Watermelon Head screamed and tons of fan girls and guys ran straight at them knocked them all to the ground. The crowd moved forward as Pineapple Hero carelessly walked to class.
"What the hell was that?! scream " Ned pushing himself up.
"I know, really? stare That dork shouldnt have fans." A younger Yennon stood next to Ned.
"OH MY GOD! IT'S YENNON!" a younger Fanboy screamed (knocking Crim back down) as he ran forward flashing pictures.
"No pictures, no pictures." Yennon said posing.
"This is very unusual for a High school. The year has just begun and there are already popular Freshmen stare " Ned said looking to the others.
"Maybe they were popular at their middle schools." Crim said.
"Should we formulate plan D?" Brian said to Crim.
"Plan D! Very good Brian, assemble Teams A and B." Ned said
"Plan D... is that the one where we stalk them?" Bo asked, then proceeded to gargle cheese-wiz.
Bo and Ned followed Yennon to her class. Yennon was so oblivious to the stalking as she was on her cell phone the whole time.
"Yeah, Yeah. I just think that if being a hero doesnt work out I can turn to modelling." She jabbered away.
"YENNON! No cell phones! scream get in line like the others!" A teacher screamed to her. Yennon snidely looked at him and hung up her phone. In a flash of pink and green, suddenly a bunny-girl was staring down the hero's who had lined up.
"I will now choose one of you to be my master 4laugh " Tragic cleared her throat and then let out a load annoying squeal!! Everyone in line jumped back, except Yennon who just stared at her.
"What the hell kind of test was that?! stare "
"Master..! heart " Tragic fliped over Yennon and glomped her.
"What the frick?! Get the hell off scream "
"You were the only one not effected by my super bunny scream! wink " Tragic huggled up on Yennon, "I like building snowmen, and running REEEAAL fast, aaaaaand-"
"Shut up! scream "
Ned then leaned over to Bo and whispered, "We should meet up with the others and find out happened on their end." When Ned suddenly realized he was talking to thin air...
"Tragic! You are like the sunlight in my cloudy day heart " Bo grabbed onto Tragic's hand.
"Don't touch me when your hands are sticky please stare Who are you?" Tragic pulled her hand away.
"Please be my girlfriend and go to the school dance with me! heart " Bo was lovestruck by Tragic.
"Sorry I, uh... I'm married." Tragic looked around quickly.
"But we're only in high school neutral "
"... I gotta go this way now..." Tragic turned around so she didn't see him anymore.
"I hate rabbits! stare " Bo mumbled. Ned grabbed him and marched out of the classroom.
"Come on, as amusing as that was to watch we have to find the others." Ned dragged him along.
They all met up during lunch.
"So what did you guys find out?" Crim asked Ned and Brian.
"That Tragic is the most beautiful sidekick in the world!! scream " Bo screamed.
"Nothing. Not a single clue to Yennon's popularity." Ned said poking some meatloaf with a fork.
"We didn't find out much either, other than everyone calls her Pineapple 'Hero' because she has the best grades in everything, and that Pineapple Hero has a side kick. I heard they met in Middle school and both shared a fondness for Genie pants. Here, someone gave me a picture of them." Crim handed over the picture. The whole table looked at it and then burst out laughing.
"I've never seen something more stupid in my life!! blaugh " Ned laughed.
"Look at her ugly hair do too!" Crim pointed at the picture.

Ned put the picture away and then seriously looked at the brothers.
"We need to put together Plan Q!" Ned said.
"Plan Q?! No!! gonk " Brian looked horrified.
"Plan Q huh? Do you think that will really help us become popular? neutral " Crim looked to Bo. Bo munched down his lunch.
"*crunch crunch* I would do anything to win the heart of my lovely Tragic! surprised " Bo said.
"Then it's settled! To the principals office scream ! It's time for a talent show twisted !" Ned rubbed his hands together.
"Wait a second!" Pineapple Hero interrupted Ned's story telling.
"That's very rude to interrupt someone you know! stare " Ned crossed his arms.
"No, I think I remember you!" Pineapple Hero began her own flashback.
Pineapple Hero and Yennon sit in the bleachers of the suddenly announced assembly.
"I wonder what this is all about Dork." Yennon said trying to look over the very tall person in front of her.
"I heard it was put out in our honor." Pineaplpe Hero said.
Then everything grew dark and a slow bass could be heard and then people could be seen.
Yennon and Pineapple hero looked at each other and they heard.
eek eek
As the dancing commenced not a single cheer could be heard.
Yennon started to giggle and as she did Pineapple Hero couldn't help herself either. The two burst out laughing making the whole audience join in.
Ned and the others stayed strong trying to complete the song.
Ned suddenly stopped, because he couldn't hear the music over the laughter. Even the teachers were pointing and laughing as they mimicked the dance they were doing. Ned ran off stage.
"So your THAT Ned! blaugh " Pineapple Hero turned to the others and they all started laughing.
Ned's face turned red with anger, " evil It's not funny! scream " He screamed. "We dedicated that song to you so we can be included into the popularity and the fame. Look at us now! We have accomplished nothing!" Ned stopped himself.
"So that's what you think of our group 'Lord Fauku' stare " Crim said looking rather upset.
"I can't believe you think we haven't accomplished anything! We went to supervillain High and graduated! We are feared villains by a whole town! scream " Brian screamed at Ned.
"Sorry Ned, but this is the last straw, we have been thinking and we are going to Rio's team. They have health care there." Bo said strutting away.
"You guys cant leave! gonk We built this team together and we're finally going to accomplish our Dream!!" Ned did something he wasnt used to doing. Begging. "Please guys! I can't be evil without my posse! sad "
"What posse? stare It's all about YOU!" Crim, Brian, and Bo all walked out.
Ned and the others sat there on the steps listening to the school still roar with laughter.
"One day... we will be as popular as them! scream " Ned proclaimed.
"Yeah! evil Let's make it our mission in life to get all the things that make them so great and use that to make us awesome!" Crim said.
"I'm in!" Brian yelled "I'll do whatever I can for you guys!"
"One day Tragic... I'll be so handsome, I can reject you! scream " Bo threw away his cheesy potato chips.
"Oh come on, save me the cheesy ending. Just let us out stare " Yennon glared at Ned.
"No. I will finish what I have started! scream " Ned took a step towards them when suddenly the phone rang.
"I can feel danger! eek " Fanboy stood at the front of the boat and Air comptemplated weather to push him in or not as she rowed. "Faster!!! Faster!!! scream " Fanboy yelled to Air.
"I'm going as fast as I can! stressed " Air said starting to struggle.
"Well, we're not going fast enough if we're not there yet... stare " Fanboy lounged as Air finally stopped and stood up holding a oar in her hand.
"You row then! scream " Air smacked Fanboy with the oar.
"Awww! My love, I need you! " Fanboy sobbed.
"Koro looks naked without her scarf on! blaugh " Tragic squealed.
"Tragic, I never noticed how big your feet look!" Yennon said snickered.
"Pineapple Hero! gonk You have such bad hat hair! blaugh " Koro pointed giggling.
"Yennon, you look like such a dork without your mask!! blaugh " Pineapple Hero laughed.
"Can you feel the power sources from all the items Sir! surprised " Crim asked. Ned turned and for a moment everything was silent, but then the laughing continued even louder.
"Now Brothers! We will finally be the ultimate hero's!! scream " Ned said with his hand raised high.
"YEEAAAH!!! ... Wait... sir..? I thought you said we were evil, and trying to get these items to gain their power? neutral " A very confused looking Brian said.
"Power of popularity biggrin " Ned said happily, doing a few dorky hops in the air.
"Of popularity?! scream I risked my life just to make you popular?" Crim screamed.
"Well, I was already popular. I just needed this extra push to make me the best! I promised to make us the most popular hero's ever. You remember what happened in the hero's academy neutral ?"
"Hero's Academy! eek " The hilarity in Pineapple Hero's voice died.
"I'm sure you dont remember us, Pineapple Hero stare " Brian grumbled.
"Or Tragic! You broke my heart then " Bo said, his lower lip trembling.
"It was years ago, when we were freshmen..." Ned began flashback.
"We are going to be the best Hero trio ever! blaugh " A younger Ned walked with his faithful friends upto the Hero's Academy.
"I agree, we were so popular in Hero junior High. I bet they have never seen Heros like us before." Brian added with his head held high.
"First thing I'm going to do as a hero is change my hero name to Crimson! biggrin " a younger Crim stood next to the door way.
"*munch munch* You mean your names not Crimson?" A young much less hott looking Bo munched on some ranch flavored potato chips. A girl emerged behind them.
"Excuse me... Are you guys going to open the doors and go in, or do I have to wait? I have class stare " A girl with a pineapple on her head waited impatiently.
"I'm sorry sweatdrop here." Ned held the door open but as he did something completely unexpected happened.
"IT'S PINEAPPLE HERO!!!" a younger Watermelon Head screamed and tons of fan girls and guys ran straight at them knocked them all to the ground. The crowd moved forward as Pineapple Hero carelessly walked to class.
"What the hell was that?! scream " Ned pushing himself up.
"I know, really? stare That dork shouldnt have fans." A younger Yennon stood next to Ned.
"OH MY GOD! IT'S YENNON!" a younger Fanboy screamed (knocking Crim back down) as he ran forward flashing pictures.
"No pictures, no pictures." Yennon said posing.
"This is very unusual for a High school. The year has just begun and there are already popular Freshmen stare " Ned said looking to the others.
"Maybe they were popular at their middle schools." Crim said.
"Should we formulate plan D?" Brian said to Crim.
"Plan D! Very good Brian, assemble Teams A and B." Ned said
"Plan D... is that the one where we stalk them?" Bo asked, then proceeded to gargle cheese-wiz.
Bo and Ned followed Yennon to her class. Yennon was so oblivious to the stalking as she was on her cell phone the whole time.
"Yeah, Yeah. I just think that if being a hero doesnt work out I can turn to modelling." She jabbered away.
"YENNON! No cell phones! scream get in line like the others!" A teacher screamed to her. Yennon snidely looked at him and hung up her phone. In a flash of pink and green, suddenly a bunny-girl was staring down the hero's who had lined up.
"I will now choose one of you to be my master 4laugh " Tragic cleared her throat and then let out a load annoying squeal!! Everyone in line jumped back, except Yennon who just stared at her.
"What the hell kind of test was that?! stare "
"Master..! heart " Tragic fliped over Yennon and glomped her.
"What the frick?! Get the hell off scream "
"You were the only one not effected by my super bunny scream! wink " Tragic huggled up on Yennon, "I like building snowmen, and running REEEAAL fast, aaaaaand-"
"Shut up! scream "
Ned then leaned over to Bo and whispered, "We should meet up with the others and find out happened on their end." When Ned suddenly realized he was talking to thin air...
"Tragic! You are like the sunlight in my cloudy day heart " Bo grabbed onto Tragic's hand.
"Don't touch me when your hands are sticky please stare Who are you?" Tragic pulled her hand away.
"Please be my girlfriend and go to the school dance with me! heart " Bo was lovestruck by Tragic.
"Sorry I, uh... I'm married." Tragic looked around quickly.
"But we're only in high school neutral "
"... I gotta go this way now..." Tragic turned around so she didn't see him anymore.
"I hate rabbits! stare " Bo mumbled. Ned grabbed him and marched out of the classroom.
"Come on, as amusing as that was to watch we have to find the others." Ned dragged him along.
They all met up during lunch.
"So what did you guys find out?" Crim asked Ned and Brian.
"That Tragic is the most beautiful sidekick in the world!! scream " Bo screamed.
"Nothing. Not a single clue to Yennon's popularity." Ned said poking some meatloaf with a fork.
"We didn't find out much either, other than everyone calls her Pineapple 'Hero' because she has the best grades in everything, and that Pineapple Hero has a side kick. I heard they met in Middle school and both shared a fondness for Genie pants. Here, someone gave me a picture of them." Crim handed over the picture. The whole table looked at it and then burst out laughing.
"I've never seen something more stupid in my life!! blaugh " Ned laughed.
"Look at her ugly hair do too!" Crim pointed at the picture.

Ned put the picture away and then seriously looked at the brothers.
"We need to put together Plan Q!" Ned said.
"Plan Q?! No!! gonk " Brian looked horrified.
"Plan Q huh? Do you think that will really help us become popular? neutral " Crim looked to Bo. Bo munched down his lunch.
"*crunch crunch* I would do anything to win the heart of my lovely Tragic! surprised " Bo said.
"Then it's settled! To the principals office scream ! It's time for a talent show twisted !" Ned rubbed his hands together.
"Wait a second!" Pineapple Hero interrupted Ned's story telling.
"That's very rude to interrupt someone you know! stare " Ned crossed his arms.
"No, I think I remember you!" Pineapple Hero began her own flashback.
Pineapple Hero and Yennon sit in the bleachers of the suddenly announced assembly.
"I wonder what this is all about Dork." Yennon said trying to look over the very tall person in front of her.
"I heard it was put out in our honor." Pineaplpe Hero said.
Then everything grew dark and a slow bass could be heard and then people could be seen.
"You looking for trouble?"
"Look right in my face."
"Look right in my face."
Yennon and Pineapple hero looked at each other and they heard.
"It's Ned-san B*tch"
eek eek
As the dancing commenced not a single cheer could be heard.
"Gimme Gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme Gimme more."
Gimme more
Gimme Gimme more."
Yennon started to giggle and as she did Pineapple Hero couldn't help herself either. The two burst out laughing making the whole audience join in.
Ned and the others stayed strong trying to complete the song.
"Center of attention, even when your up against the wall.
You've got me in... a ... "
You've got me in... a ... "
Ned suddenly stopped, because he couldn't hear the music over the laughter. Even the teachers were pointing and laughing as they mimicked the dance they were doing. Ned ran off stage.
"So your THAT Ned! blaugh " Pineapple Hero turned to the others and they all started laughing.
Ned's face turned red with anger, " evil It's not funny! scream " He screamed. "We dedicated that song to you so we can be included into the popularity and the fame. Look at us now! We have accomplished nothing!" Ned stopped himself.
"So that's what you think of our group 'Lord Fauku' stare " Crim said looking rather upset.
"I can't believe you think we haven't accomplished anything! We went to supervillain High and graduated! We are feared villains by a whole town! scream " Brian screamed at Ned.
"Sorry Ned, but this is the last straw, we have been thinking and we are going to Rio's team. They have health care there." Bo said strutting away.
"You guys cant leave! gonk We built this team together and we're finally going to accomplish our Dream!!" Ned did something he wasnt used to doing. Begging. "Please guys! I can't be evil without my posse! sad "
"What posse? stare It's all about YOU!" Crim, Brian, and Bo all walked out.
***End of the flash back...***
Ned and the others sat there on the steps listening to the school still roar with laughter.
"One day... we will be as popular as them! scream " Ned proclaimed.
"Yeah! evil Let's make it our mission in life to get all the things that make them so great and use that to make us awesome!" Crim said.
"I'm in!" Brian yelled "I'll do whatever I can for you guys!"
"One day Tragic... I'll be so handsome, I can reject you! scream " Bo threw away his cheesy potato chips.
"Oh come on, save me the cheesy ending. Just let us out stare " Yennon glared at Ned.
"No. I will finish what I have started! scream " Ned took a step towards them when suddenly the phone rang.
~~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~~
"I can feel danger! eek " Fanboy stood at the front of the boat and Air comptemplated weather to push him in or not as she rowed. "Faster!!! Faster!!! scream " Fanboy yelled to Air.
"I'm going as fast as I can! stressed " Air said starting to struggle.
"Well, we're not going fast enough if we're not there yet... stare " Fanboy lounged as Air finally stopped and stood up holding a oar in her hand.
"You row then! scream " Air smacked Fanboy with the oar.
"Awww! My love, I need you! " Fanboy sobbed.
Written By QueenNanami and YennonCrow