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Unormalicy

PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:26 pm


At school one day I was telling a new friend of mine that i was bi. And he was like Oh! Sweet! Lesbians are hot! I gave him this look and said uhh, Kevin, I'm bi, not lesbain. So his reply was, So? Your still kinda lesbain.

This is for funny or maybe even sad comeout stories.  
PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:10 pm


hmmm... funny come out story.
i was at a party with all of my friends and we were talking about relationships, and i forgot what i said, but one of my friends was like "whoa, your a lesbo" and i was like *nod* "yeah" and he was like *laugh laugh laugh* "that's cool" and he's cool with it.
he prolly wouldn't have laughed had i not been sitting on his lap at the time.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:21 pm


Not the right kind of story, but still funny, as I'm the fool in the story.

Been talking slightly with a cute girl at a place I like eating, as she works there. Finally asked her about her ring on her finger and she says she's techically married but seperating. Then I asked how long she was married, and turns out 12 years. Here she looks 20ish or less too.

My life seems so screwed up in terms of romance possibilities. Fun to laugh at though. whee
PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:05 pm


Drak of Paradise
Not the right kind of story, but still funny, as I'm the fool in the story.

Been talking slightly with a cute girl at a place I like eating, as she works there. Finally asked her about her ring on her finger and she says she's techically married but seperating. Then I asked how long she was married, and turns out 12 years. Here she looks 20ish or less too.

My life seems so screwed up in terms of romance possibilities. Fun to laugh at though. whee

damn! i thought the youngest you could marry was, like, 14. that's crazy

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:07 pm


It basically means she is 30, at minimum really.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:44 pm


sorry. i was having lots of blond moments yesterday. xd

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:01 pm


well, it was kinda sad and funny? and i didn't exactly come out, someone kinda told? anyway, my friend was recalling those of us who had come out [cos apparently a bunch of my friends are bi?] and we were all having lunch [this was during summer school]. there was some ppl there that i had purposely not told about me, though i'm sure some had heard rumors. anyway, she's like "well, first was ____, then was ____, and third was Carla" weeeell, a bunch of ppl stared at me, and i stared at her, and i think this one kid started to choke on his lunch? anyway, my friend looks at meh and she's like "wait, weren't you third?" or something like that and i'm like "well, now!" so yea, we all laughed, and i got oodles of questions, and it kinds freaked this one guy out. needless to say, the convo at the lunch table was interesting that day.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:43 am


Well, this isn't that funny, but it made me laugh when I heard it.

I was staying over at my best friend's house for the night, and we went outside 'cause he was on the computer talking to one of our friends. She said there was a big group of people on bikes that got hit or something (I can't remember, probably not as bas as I said there). So we go outside, and one of his neighbours pulls into his driveway. Casey (My best friend) tells him that I was a bisexual, and he says to me, "Do you buy anything sexual?"

I dunno, I thought it was good for a giggle. 3nodding

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Unormalicy

PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:59 am


Oh, wow.... Thats funny theres alot of funny things.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:10 am


Mine was just sad, but not for me so its funny to me.
I was like 16, (20 now) and this girl was standing in the bus lane after class talking to her bf. I knew her name but that was pretty much it, So she is acting really distant from her boyfriend and is getting closer to me, i kinda watch them as i sit listening to my ipod. Anyway she starts telling her bf its over, by then im getting up about to leave and she leaps in my arms and we make out for days it seems like. Her ex was screaming at us, ppl were calling my name, but i wasnt about to stop, later i got called a slut for taking his gf like that, but no one really cared that i was bi.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:31 pm


chimpgurl
Mine was just sad, but not for me so its funny to me.
I was like 16, (20 now) and this girl was standing in the bus lane after class talking to her bf. I knew her name but that was pretty much it, So she is acting really distant from her boyfriend and is getting closer to me, i kinda watch them as i sit listening to my ipod. Anyway she starts telling her bf its over, by then im getting up about to leave and she leaps in my arms and we make out for days it seems like. Her ex was screaming at us, ppl were calling my name, but i wasnt about to stop, later i got called a slut for taking his gf like that, but no one really cared that i was bi.

WHOA! that's crazy! at least no one cared about the gay thing. still, what she must've done to your reputation. unless she were hot, i would've freaked out.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:04 am


Damn, that woah! If I knew you adn saw thathappening, I would have been laughing.

Unormalicy

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