Welcome to Gaia! ::

this is really funny i was board so i was im'in the bot the end is really funny

kisa hisho: [5:53] hi guild bot^^

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:53] You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward. Therefore you
have few friends.

kisa hisho: [5:53] what was that?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:53] Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.

kisa hisho: [5:53] ...

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:53] You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationships.

kisa hisho: [5:54] oookkkaay

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:53] Are you ever going to do the dishes? Or will you change your major to biology?

kisa hisho: [5:54] im gonna be a cook

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:54] You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.

kisa hisho: [5:54] what dose this have to do with guilds?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:54] You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.

kisa hisho: [5:55] XD nice

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:55] Your object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.

kisa hisho: [5:55] no its not

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:55] You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.

kisa hisho: [5:55] yay^^

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:55] If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.

kisa hisho: [5:55] ???

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:55] Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately,
it can still be changed today.

kisa hisho: [5:55] ok?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:55] You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.

kisa hisho: [5:56] O_o no i wont

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:56] Chicken Little only has to be right once.

kisa hisho: [5:56] .....

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:56] You will be misunderstood by everyone.

kisa hisho: [5:56] im already there-_-

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:56] Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.

kisa hisho: [5:56] XD

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:56] You will forget that you ever knew me.

kisa hisho: [5:57] no i wont im gonna tell every one >=)

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:57] You will pioneer the first Martian colony.

kisa hisho: [5:57] .....

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:57] You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.

kisa hisho: [5:57] yay im hooman^^

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:57] Stay the curse.

kisa hisho: [5:58] whater that means ^^

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:58] Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.

kisa hisho: [5:58] XD yeah there u go

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:58] You love your home and want it to be beautiful.

kisa hisho: [5:58] i dont care either wayXP

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:58] Snow Day -- stay home.

kisa hisho: [5:58] yay

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:58] An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.

kisa hisho: [5:59] ookkaayy....

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:59] You will be misunderstood by everyone.

kisa hisho: [5:59] u said that already

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:59] It's a very *__UN*lucky week in which to be took dead.
-- Churchy La Femme

kisa hisho: [5:59] by who?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:59] You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.

kisa hisho: [6:00] i love helping ppl^^

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:59] Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.

Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84

kisa hisho: [6:00] ..........O_o.........

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:00] You will have long and healthy life.

kisa hisho: [6:00] yay^^

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:00] You're almost as happy as you think you are.

kisa hisho: [6:00] im always happy^^

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:00] Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.

kisa hisho: [6:01] u want moo shu pork, hot and spicy like my girlfriend or sweet&sour soup like my wife^^

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:01] You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.

kisa hisho: [6:02] where?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:02] You will live a long, healthy, happy life and make bags of money.

kisa hisho: [6:02] $_$ yay^^

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:02] You will have domestic happiness and faithful friends.

kisa hisho: [6:02] yay^^

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:02] It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.

kisa hisho: [6:03] what dose?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:02] Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.

kisa hisho: [6:03] im gonna have pizza

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:03] An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.

kisa hisho: [6:03] u said that already-_-

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:03] You should go home.

kisa hisho: [6:03] i am home

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:03] You are confused; but this is your normal state.

kisa hisho: [6:03] i know^^

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:03] You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.

kisa hisho: [6:04] really i need that one

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:03] Exercise caution in your daily affairs.

kisa hisho: [6:04] i do^^

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:04] You are confused; but this is your normal state.

kisa hisho: [6:04] u just said that

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:04] In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.

kisa hisho: [6:04] XD

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:04] If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn
365 useless things.

kisa hisho: [6:04] true^^

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:04] You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.

kisa hisho: [6:05] i never give up hope

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:05] Be careful! UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!

kisa hisho: [6:05] O_o am i purty?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:05] You fill a much-needed gap.

kisa hisho: [6:05] ???

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:05] People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.

kisa hisho: [6:05] O_O i do

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:05] Truth will out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)

kisa hisho: [6:06] ...ok..

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:06] You are number 6! Who is number one?

kisa hisho: [6:06] u


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:06] "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
-- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

kisa hisho: [6:07] i love my life dont know bout u

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:07] You will become rich and famous unless you don't.

kisa hisho: [6:07] thats an oxymoron

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:07] Don't relax! It's only your tension that's holding you together.

kisa hisho: [6:07] O_O really i .... i didnt know that

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:07] The time is right to make new friends.

kisa hisho: [6:08] ^^ yay new friends

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:08] You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.

kisa hisho: [6:08] yay^^

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:08] This life is yours. Some of it was given to you; the rest, you made yourself.

kisa hisho: [6:08] ^^

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:08] You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.

kisa hisho: [6:08] kinda

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:08] You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.

kisa hisho: [6:09] .....

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:09] You will be singled out for promotion in your work.

kisa hisho: [6:09] cool now all i need is a job

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:09] You will pioneer the first Martian colony.

kisa hisho: [6:09] u said that

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:09] You love your home and want it to be beautiful.

kisa hisho: [6:09] ...

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:09] You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with dirt
is concerned.

kisa hisho: [6:10] ????

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:10] You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

kisa hisho: [6:10] 2nd part is true

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:10] Don't plan any hasty moves. You'll be evicted soon anyway.

kisa hisho: [6:10] im 15

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:10] You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.

kisa hisho: [6:10] COOL^^

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:10] Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.

kisa hisho: [6:10] u do it

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:10] If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn
365 useless things.

kisa hisho: [6:11] ....

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:11] Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it.

kisa hisho: [6:11] is true

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:11] You love your home and want it to be beautiful.

kisa hisho: [6:11] ......bye

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:11] You'll never see all the places, or read all the books, but fortunately,
they're not all recommended.

kisa hisho: [6:11] my guilds on fire

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:11] Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.

kisa hisho: [6:12] wow its really burning good

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:12] You are taking yourself far too seriously.

kisa hisho: [6:12] its like a bombfire

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:12] You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.

kisa hisho: [6:13] OMG its set more guilds a blaze

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:13] Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't
really worth having.

kisa hisho: [6:13] ..........................................................bye

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:13] Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.

kisa hisho: [6:13] e

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:13] Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.

kisa hisho: [6:14] bye

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:14] Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

XD nice these r fun^^

I think I broke it when I got near the end. xd

these are funny. heres mine


Miza_moshi: [12:24] hello

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:24] A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?

Miza_moshi: [12:24] make up your mind

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:24] Excellent day for putting Slinkies on an escalator.

Miza_moshi: [12:24] um wtf?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:24] You're definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is.

Miza_moshi: [12:24] who's list?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:24] You will be held hostage by a radical group.

Miza_moshi: [12:24] im not worth anything so i doubt it

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:24] You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.

Miza_moshi: [12:24] good to know

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:24] You are capable of planning your future.

Miza_moshi: [12:25] i know, its not like im gonna let anyone else plan it for me

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:25] Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.

Miza_moshi: [12:25] are your insane or something

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:25] You will engage in a profitable business activity.

Miza_moshi: [12:25] i make no profit

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:25] You would if you could but you can't so you won't.

Miza_moshi: [12:26] i won't even if i could because i have no idea what your talking about

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:26] You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.

Miza_moshi: [12:26] how would you know?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:26] It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.

Miza_moshi: [12:26] i choose what's the rigth direction and whats the wrong direction for me thank you very much

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:26] You may be gone tomorrow, but that doesn't mean that you weren't here today.

Miza_moshi: [12:27] duh if i wasn't here today i would be talking to you now would i

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:27] You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.

Miza_moshi: [12:27] never been to Egypt or been around anyone who has so how would i get that?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:27] Don't read any sky-writing for the next two weeks.

Miza_moshi: [12:28] i won't be able to. if i look up all i'll see is my solid, cream colored, plaster roof

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:28] Don't read any sky-writing for the next two weeks.

Miza_moshi: [12:28] i just said i can't

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:28] Don't feed the bats tonight.
Miza_moshi: [12:28] there are no bats around here

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:28] You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
A pity that it's totally undeserved.

Miza_moshi: [12:29] I had a reputation in the first place? O_O

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:29] You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.

Miza_moshi: [12:30] i take it you mean the dress and not me. if you meant me then your face is gonna be smashed through the wall in the next 5 seconds

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:30] You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.

Miza_moshi: [12:30] why thank you. though i believe i would prefer twisted to sprained

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:30] You will be spanorced within a year.

Miza_moshi: [12:30] i will be what?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:30] Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.

Miza_moshi: [12:31] since when did anyone recognise me in the first place?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:31] You would if you could but you can't so you won't.

Miza_moshi: [12:32] i won't even if i could because i have no idea what you are talking about

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:32] You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.

Miza_moshi: [12:32] how? my home is a drag

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:32] You had some happiness once, but your parents moved away, and you had to
leave it behind.

Miza_moshi: [12:32] what MY PARENTS ABANDONED ME!?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:32] Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.

Miza_moshi: [12:33] im on holidays. what other good news is there?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:33] You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.

Miza_moshi: [12:33] LOL! I'd laugh in its face and send it home crying

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:33] You will be married within a year.

Miza_moshi: [12:34] im too young to be married. 13 remember. unless you mean betrothed or engaged but i doubt it seeing as the end of the year is in 2 months

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:34] A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.

Miza_moshi: [12:35] not if he's with me. he'll be miserable but if he's with someone else then he probably will

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:35] You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading
this sort of trash.

Miza_moshi: [12:35] yep and you spend too much time telling this sort of trash

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:35] You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.

Miza_moshi: [12:36] there is now a large you shaped hole in the window and you shaped chalk outline on the pavement

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:36] You're definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is.

Miza_moshi: [12:36] and who's list?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:36] It is so very hard to be an
on-your-own-take-care-of-yourself-because-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you
grown-up.

Miza_moshi: [12:37] im not even a grown up yet

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:37] You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.

Miza_moshi: [12:37] shouldn't i be fighting my way out not in?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:37] You are always busy.

Miza_moshi: [12:37] yep i know

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:37] You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
brakes are defective.

Miza_moshi: [12:37] well even if i had brakes i would use them

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:37] You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.

Miza_moshi: [12:38] no actually i believe you do

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:38] Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.

Miza_moshi: [12:39] and giving out stupid comments will give you huge finacial difficulties

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:39] You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.

Miza_moshi: [12:39] no i attempt them because they come along and look interesting

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:39] You'll never see all the places, or read all the books, but fortunately,
they're not all recommended.

Miza_moshi: [12:40] of course i won't, im not interested in all of them you know

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:40] You're at the end of the road again.

Miza_moshi: [12:40] no im at the end of the sofa

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:40] You will contract a rare disease.

Miza_moshi: [12:40] really? well then get to it and find the cure

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:40] You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.

Miza_moshi: [12:41] i know, im just invading

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:41] Truth will out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)

Miza_moshi: [12:41] its not morning anymore. check your watch

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:41] Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.

Miza_moshi: [12:41] thats not my job

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:41] Are you ever going to do the dishes? Or will you change your major to biology?

Miza_moshi: [12:42] im not even doing a major now, im in yr 7. and i don't do the dishes, the dish washer does them

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:42] Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.

Miza_moshi: [12:42] yep everyday is if you have a computer and the internet

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:42] If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!

Miza_moshi: [12:42] what happened last tuesday?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:42] Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.

Miza_moshi: [12:43] that is pointless

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:43] You learn to write as if to someone else because NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE
"SOMEONE ELSE."

Miza_moshi: [12:44] of course. today im me but next year i will be future me

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:44] Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately,
it can still be changed today.

Miza_moshi: [12:44] yes very fortunate

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:44] If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.

Miza_moshi: [12:44] i would but i like horses

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:44] It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.

Miza_moshi: [12:45] i say whether the direction i take is right or wrong

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:45] You will be held hostage by a radical group.

Miza_moshi: [12:45] well, then that radical group must be dumb because im not worth much

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:45] You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.

Miza_moshi: [12:46] that comment makes no sense at all

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:46] You have an unusual equipment for success. Be sure to use it properly.

Miza_moshi: [12:46] will do

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:46] You will be married within a year.

Miza_moshi: [12:46] i already told you i can't.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:46] You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.

Miza_moshi: [12:47] those i thought unfriendly don't know where i live nor do they have my phone number or any other means of contact with me

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:47] Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.

Miza_moshi: [12:48] well who chose me made a very stupid decision

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:48] You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.

Miza_moshi: [12:48] what, school?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:48] Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly lonely stewardesses.

Miza_moshi: [12:49] how is a stewardess in a high place? unless she's on the top floor of a high building

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:49] Your reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

Miza_moshi: [12:49] on what?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:49] Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.

Miza_moshi: [12:49] i won't. im not a koala

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:49] You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.

Miza_moshi: [12:49] can i be imprisioned?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:49] You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize... posthumously.

Miza_moshi: [12:49] when?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:49] You now have Asian Flu.

Miza_moshi: [12:50] well im Asian so i guess it makes sense

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:50] You two ought to be more careful--your love could drag on for years and years.

Miza_moshi: [12:50] there is only me here and i am not 'in love' -shudder- with anyone

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:50] Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't
get any better so
get used to it.

Miza_moshi: [12:50] am used to it already

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:50] Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.

Miza_moshi: [12:51] what?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:51] You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll be dead.

Miza_moshi: [12:51] don't go and write my future for me. thats my job
-goes back to writing the book 'My Life'-

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:51] You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.

Miza_moshi: [12:52] i don't attempt them because i do not know about them. this is a caution free zone.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:52] You'll never see all the places, or read all the books, but fortunately,
they're not all recommended.

Miza_moshi: [12:53] right

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:53] You would if you could but you can't so you won't.

Miza_moshi: [12:54]
i wouldn't even if i could because i am ill informed on your topic of conversation

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:54] Don't Worry, Be Happy.
-- Meher Baba

Miza_moshi: [12:54] easier said than done

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:54] Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.

Miza_moshi: [12:54]
what now?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:54] Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.

Miza_moshi: [12:55] you are repeating yourself

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:55] Your domestic life may be harmonious.

Miza_moshi: [12:55] nothing to do with me is harmonious

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:55] Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.

Miza_moshi: [12:55] yep, because every day is a lesson unfortunately

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:55] Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.

Miza_moshi: [12:56] no one of that description has come by yet

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:56] Advancement in position.

Miza_moshi: [12:56] what?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:56] Your reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

Miza_moshi: [12:56] about what?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:56] Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.

Miza_moshi: [12:57] what business, im 13 i have no business

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:57] Someone is speaking well of you.

How unusual!

Miza_moshi: [12:57] why yes, that is most unusual isn't it

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:57] "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
-- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

Miza_moshi: [12:57] life can only be liked to an extent

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:57] You will forget that you ever knew me.

Miza_moshi: [12:58] unfortunately that won't be happening

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:58] You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.

Miza_moshi: [12:58] not deep, just touching that surface

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:58] Your object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.

Miza_moshi: [12:58] stuff the world

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:58] You will remember something that you should not have forgotten.

Miza_moshi: [12:59] and then i shall forget it again

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:59] You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.

Miza_moshi: [1:00] I'm not going to fight a four year old.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:00] Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.

Miza_moshi: [1:00] really

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:00] Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.

Miza_moshi: [1:01] which museum

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:01] Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.

Miza_moshi: [1:01] -looks around- all the tall blonde men are wearing black shoes. which one are you talking about?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:01] You will be surrounded by luxury.

Miza_moshi: [1:02] when, in my dreams?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:02] Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.

Miza_moshi: [1:03] i they were wealthy they wouldn't be living in a eucalyptus tree and this does not concern me

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:03] Give him an evasive answer.

Miza_moshi: [1:04] right well, what about ice-cream
evasive enough for you?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:04] You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.

Miza_moshi: [1:04] very true very true.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:04] Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.

Miza_moshi: [1:04] why are you talking about ships?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:04] A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.

Miza_moshi: [1:06] if this stranger was with that would be most unlikely. with somone else it would be a possibility

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:06] You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your supervisor.

Miza_moshi: [1:07] supervisor for what? and all discussions with supervisors are long and unpleasant

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:07] You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
A pity that it's totally undeserved.

Miza_moshi: [1:08] i have a reputation?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:08] Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a
thing he tells you.

Miza_moshi: [1:08] i don't have an analyst. even if i did i wouldn't believe a word they said anyway

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:08] Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's
new lover.

Miza_moshi: [1:08] i thought i was meant to spend time with the family

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:09] You will contract a rare disease.

Miza_moshi: [1:09] well hurry up and find a cure

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:09] A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.

Miza_moshi: [1:09] ...

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:09] Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.

Miza_moshi: [1:09] -hesitated too long- warning came a little late

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:09] You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will
be sold.

Miza_moshi: [1:10] peanut butter has nothing to do with me

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:10] You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.

Miza_moshi: [1:10] you evil, evil person

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:10] You will reach the highest possible point in your business or profession.

Miza_moshi: [1:10] what business? what profession?
Miza_moshi: [1:10] i have school thats it

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:10] Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.

Miza_moshi: [1:11] and stupid comments will drastically increase the height of the pile of bills you have on your kitchen talbe

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:11] Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.

Miza_moshi: [1:12] well, whoever chose me made the worst decision ever

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:12] Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.

Miza_moshi: [1:12] no i can't

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:12] Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.

Miza_moshi: [1:13] no, best of all is chocolate and second best is sweets

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:13] You have many friends and very few living enemies.

Miza_moshi: [1:14] i have few friends and no living enemies

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:14] Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

Miza_moshi: [1:14] what?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:14] You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading
this sort of trash.

Miza_moshi: [1:14] im wise and witty and you spend too much time giving out this sort of trash

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:14] It's a very *__UN*lucky week in which to be took dead.
-- Churchy La Femme

Miza_moshi: [1:14] what?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:15] Advancement in position.

Miza_moshi: [1:15] no idea what your talking about

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:15] You will reach the highest possible point in your business or profession.

Miza_moshi: [1:15] again i ask, what business and what profession?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:15] Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't
have a lucky day this year.

Miza_moshi: [1:16] i've never had a lucky day, i doubt thats gonna change now

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:16] You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward. Therefore you
have few friends.

Miza_moshi: [1:16] im none of those thing but still have few friends, your point

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:16] Today is the last day of your life so far.

Miza_moshi: [1:17] of course it is

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:17] Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly lonely stewardesses.

Miza_moshi: [1:17] ...

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:17] Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.

Miza_moshi: [1:17] since when did what i do put National defense at stake

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:17] Exercise caution in your daily affairs.

Miza_moshi: [1:17] this is a caution free zone thank you very much

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:17] You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.

Miza_moshi: [1:17] what?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:17] You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with dirt
is concerned.

Miza_moshi: [1:18] no actually

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:18] Don't feed the bats tonight.

Miza_moshi: [1:18] there are no bats around here

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:18] You have many friends and very few living enemies.

Miza_moshi: [1:19] i already told you i have no living enemies and few friends

Darkness_becomes_light: [8:18] Ur ugly


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:18] You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:18] hmm who could it be.....


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:18] Fine day for friends.
So-so day for you.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:18] ???


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:18] It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:19] BILLY MADISON


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:19] Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.

Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:19] Motorcycle monstrs!!!!!!!


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:19] Your supervisor is thinking about you.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:19] im under 13!!!!!!!!


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:19] You will give someone a piece of your mind, which you can ill afford.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:19] WTF?


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:19] Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:20] Ok i wil same thing fr u


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:20] Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:20] u act likemy mom *starts crying*


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:20] You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:21] Cool do i get 500 mil dollars next tuesday?


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:20] You would if you could but you can't so you won't.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:21] ******** YOU




[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:21] You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise
salesman.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:21] no i wont im under 13!


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:21] Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.

Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:21] Dont remind me T.T

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:21] Your motives for doing whatever good deed you may have in mind will be
misinterpreted by somebody.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:22] i hate u


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:22] You'll never be the man your mother was!


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:22] Your right


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:22] You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:22] Blarg


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:22] It was all so different before everything changed.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:23] Wth is that supposed to mean


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:23] You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:23] o im not


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:23] You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:23] IM NOT GAY


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:23] You have many friends and very few living enemies.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:24] i have hundreds of ENEMISSTARTING WITH U b***h


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:24] You will feel hungry again in another hour.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:24] ******** u


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:24] Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:25] i live IN MICHGAN!



[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:25] Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:25] WTF!


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:25] You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise
salesman.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:25] IM UNDER 13!!!!!!!!


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:25] You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:26] WTF DO YOU MEAN!?!?!?!?!


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:26] You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:26] WTF


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:26] WT


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:26] Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:26] I AM BLACKLISTING U


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:26] You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to
metal objects which are not fastened down.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:27] im learning abut magnetism in scholl


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:27] Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:27] I HAVE NO JOB


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:27] You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:27] Ooo


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:27] Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.


You got 50 gold for Instant Messaging

Darkness_becomes_light: [8:27] my buns are burning


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:27] You will outgrow your usefulness.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:27] i dont F'in care

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:27] You will receive a legacy which will place you above want.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:28] hey look my house is on fire


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:28] Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:30] i g2g bye


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:30] You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.


Darkness_becomes_light: [8:30] *runsaway*


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:30] Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.

Wtf does this mean ^ Looks like Girls who live in eucalyptus trees r going to have a child