Good evening.
My name is Professor Gabriel Hansen-Kursch, erstwhile of the mountain lakes of Bavaria and currently the proprietor of Darke Mansion on the cliffs of Maine. In this year of our lord eighteen hundred and seventy-six, I have used the most current technologies, in combination with rituals and forces of the most arcane, to produce creations beyond the wildest fantasies of modern scientists. I extend my invitation to you, friends, to enter the mansion and experience the Professor's legendary hospitality.

My name is Professor Gabriel Hansen-Kursch, erstwhile of the mountain lakes of Bavaria and currently the proprietor of Darke Mansion on the cliffs of Maine. In this year of our lord eighteen hundred and seventy-six, I have used the most current technologies, in combination with rituals and forces of the most arcane, to produce creations beyond the wildest fantasies of modern scientists. I extend my invitation to you, friends, to enter the mansion and experience the Professor's legendary hospitality.
