I got these from a friend that rides my bus.
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(just so ya know I'm a blonde hehe)
Q:What do you call a blonde with pig-tails?
A: a blow-job with handels
Q:How do you know when a blondes mad?
A:When there is a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.
Q:Whats blonde, brunett, blonde,brunett, blonde?
A:Fake blonde doing cartwheels
Q:What do taxi drivers and blonds have in commen?
A:Its $2 in and out
Q:Whats a pool table and a blonde have in commen?
A:Takes only 25c to rack your balls
Q:What do you call a dog with no legs?
A:Doesn't matter aint going to come to you anyways
Q:What do you call a guy with no legs or arms on a wall?
A:Art
Q:What do you call legs and arms on a wall?
A:Peices of Art
Q:What do you call a cow with no legs?
A:Ground beef
Q:What do you call a guy with no legs and arms in the water?
A:Bob
Q:What do you call a guy with no legs and arms on the ground?
A:Mat
Q:What smells good in Hell and Smells bad in Heaven?
A:A pig
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Heres sum funneh' little joke type things:
A boy had a dream and a black crow was in it. The crow told him that his Grandmother was going to die. Not believing the crow in his dream his Grandmother died that morning. Couple of weeks later the black crow showed up again. This time it said his Grandfater was going to die. Just thinking it was a coe'winky'dink he didn't beleive the crow. That morning his Grandfather died. Couple of more weeks passed by then the crow came back into his dream and said that his father was going to die. When h woke up he told his father about the crow in his dreams. His father believed him. All day his father looked out for himself making sure he didn't die of any causes. When he came home from work his wife said, " The weirdest thing happened today. I found the milk-man dead on our front porch."
If you didn't get that cause your really stupid its because the milkman was the boys father.
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A girl comes home from school and says to her father, "I called a boy a Son-Of-A-b***h today." Her father says, "You did? Why?" she replys, "Because he touched my arm." Her father says, "Well thats no reason you should call him a Son-Of-A-b***h." "Well he touched my breasts." Her father says, "Like this?" and he touches her breasts. "Yes." "Well thats still no reason to call him a Son-Of-A-b***h." she says again, "Well he took off my clothes." Her father says, "Like this?" and he takes off her clothes. "Yes. But then he put his d**k into me." Her father says, "Like this?" and so he put his d**k into her. "Y..Y..Yes." "Well thats still no reason to call him a Son-Of-A-b***h." The girl says, "The he tells me he has Herpes." Her fater yells, "THAT Son-Of-A-b***h!!"
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A woman walks into the doctors office for a checkup. The dortor says, "You need to take off your shirt please." The woman takes off her shirt and on her chest is the letter M. The doctor asks, "Why is there a big M on your chest?" The woman replys, "My boyfriend goes to Misshagen and has a letter sweatshirt [[{think thats how u spell it sry if its not}]] and he never takes it off even when we make love." Next patient comes in and the doctor says, "You need to take off your shirt please." The woman does so and there is a letter Y on her chest." The doctor asks, "Why is there a letter Y on your chest?" The woman replys. "My boyfriend goes to Yale and he has a letter sweatshirt and he never takes it off even when we make love." Next patient comes in. Doctor says, "You need to take off your shirt please." The woman does so and there is a letter M on her chest. The doctor says, "Let me guess. You have a boyfriend that goes to Misshagen also." The woman replys, "Nope. My girlfriend goes to Wisconsion and has a letter sweatshirt and never takes it off even when we make love."
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