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 Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:11 pm
Post a little story but try to incoporate as many song names as you can! For example:
One day The Devil Went Down to Georgia, because he heard there were Bulls on Parade. When he got there, he met a beautiful girl named Mississippi Queen. He asked, "Are You Gonna be my Girl?" and she said, "Suck my Kiss". However, Miss Murder came and said, "Sleep now in the Fire," and killed them both.
At this time, The Trooper had to Run to the Hills to report for his new job to work in Strawberry Fields Forever. However, Trogdor was blocking his path, so he trapped him in a Heart-Shaped Box and was on his way. The Fields of Despair, where The Wind Cries Mary, were In Bloom around this time of year, and a Purple Haze had settled in.
Etc..
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:56 pm
Haha. I'm gonna enjoy this.
One time,there was a a man who was called Kool Thing. He traveled to the Cliffs of Dover and found that it was Raining Blood. He then said "I Know A Little" and continued to walk. He then found a girl named Mississippi Queen reading a book called Sunshine of Your Love. He then walked up to her and said "Hey. I'm gonna Rock You Like a Hurricane" "Thank you" she said. "Do you wanna Talk Dirty To Me?" The man nodded and said "Come on baby. Let's go for a Slow Ride."
Ze End
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:35 pm
Well, there was this American Jesus, and this guy thought he had some Big Balls. He tried to take on the Buffalo Soldier, who had mastered the Eye of the Tiger.In the End TheAmerican Jesus came out of that Fury of the Storm with only a Fat Lip.Still, The Memory Remains, though he became a successful Smooth Criminal. He then became known as Badfish and never lost a fight again, sending his opponents to Cry for Eternity.
Dat's it
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:37 am
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:53 pm
''One'' day ''the devil went down to georgia'' and had a ''cheeseburger in paradise'' and and he met a girl named''jessica'' and then she said its ''almost easy'' to eat a cheeseburger but have you eaten ''chicken noodle soup'' then the devil said oh yeah well its ''penutbutter jelly time'' now!Then they were going to see who could eat the most cheese logs until some fat guy burst through the wall and said im the ''king of rock!''
The End
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:13 pm
awww no one has posted jack for a while :/ well ill try again...
There was once a man named obi wan kanobii(XP)who decieded to join the ''cowboys from hell'' and then told everyone to get''down with the sickness'' and then the ''cowboys from hell'' ruled the world until some rebel team called''revolution deathsquad'' came in and pulled out''operation ground and pound'' and then...they got killed....so then a NEW band of rebels came called''bad company'''who then shot obi wan konbi and his friends got shot at with ''big guns''...and then...the last thing obi wan said was your'preety hot for a teacher'':/
The End
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:31 am
Imma post another.
One day, Beyond the Dark Sun, something Abnormal happened. There was an experiment going on codenamed Operation Ground and Pound and John the Fisherman, who was a Starchild, decided to go Walk it Out to see what they were doing. However, John was consumed by Sadness and Hate and was Stricken by insanity. It all became a big Madhouse and he eventually died. It was a Beautiful Death; he was Laid to Rest next to some Sleeping Stars. The Heroes of our Time found his body, but went Down with the Sickness, and you can still hear thier Cry for Eternity; it was pretty much a Rebel Yell.
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:48 pm
The Bird of Paridise was Storming the Burning Fields, when it decided to Make a Move to Attack the Extinct Government of Amerika. They were like "Welcome to the Jungle", and they sent out their Bad Boys: The Trooper, and the Master of Puppets. The moral of this story is, don't be an I.D.I.O.T, like our friend Bird of Paridise
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:08 am
ONCE UPON A DREAM a girl named RUBY said''NOBODYS PERFECT'' and then THE KING OF ROCK said,''S.O.S.'' and theeeeeeeeeeeen miss murder said,''walk this way'' and theeeeeeeeeen they follow her and then they end up in a hannah montana conert eek eek eek eek
(HA THIS IS THE SONG STORY FROM HELL IT HAS HANNAH MONTANA AND JONAS BROTHERS !!! xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd )
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