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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:41 am

So i found this game, and you can till your own fields, raise your own cows, kill the cows make burgers, cut down rain forest area for another store, then manage the new store!

Wow...how fun and slightly creepy >_>

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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:56 pm

Score! I bankrupted McDonalds mrgreen

That game is a litle disturbing though stressed

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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:39 pm

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Score! I bankrupted McDonalds mrgreen

That game is a litle disturbing though stressed

I dont know what the secret is to not losing XD
I tried it 3 times and bankrupted every time

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:39 pm

lmao!
I used to play that game a couple years ago!
As your company evolves you can corrupt different organizations...
I got through pretty far w/out bankrupting
the key is to start out small and don't expand too quickly.. Also move the cows to different grazing spots. Put extra stuff in the fadder...
Make sure sick cows don't get in the food supply etc.
then quell any groups that are against you by corrupting dieticians etc.
Quite a funny game.

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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:00 am

Oooh, I just had to be met by visions of warm, red, tender juicy raw meats before breakfast...

*leaves to get some food*

*gets back*

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then quell any groups that are against you by corrupting dietitians etc.

Ooooh, good one. Seem a little misdirected to me, though - should be aimed more at the makers of the buns than the patties.

This game could likely use some improving by covering the shenanigans the wheat companies pull. whee

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:47 am

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Oooh, I just had to be met by visions of warm, red, tender juicy raw meats before breakfast...

*leaves to get some food*

*gets back*

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then quell any groups that are against you by corrupting dietitians etc.

Ooooh, good one. Seem a little misdirected to me, though - should be aimed more at the makers of the buns than the patties.

This game could likely use some improving by covering the shenanigans the wheat companies pull. whee

lol.
I don't know why they didn't include that.
All I know is, you gotta be as corrupt as can be in order to do well at this game. rofl

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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:49 pm

PiercedPixie2

...Wow...how fun and slightly creepy >_> ...

True. Dark humour at its best V_V

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:49 am

I still fail at this game. From the start I start having problems. It's a good educational game tho.

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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:27 am

I knew I didn't eat McDonald's for a reason, lol. Funny, though. But I agree, a bit disturbing... twisted

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:20 am

The very idea (of the game) sends chills down my spine. xp

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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:25 pm

I love it haha
my friend was playing it a couple years ago and didn't understand that it's supposed to be a satire! I couldn't BELIEVE that someone would think that McDonalds personally released the game

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:51 pm

it sickens me.

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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:17 am

I'm not sure if I should be annoyed by or proud of how fast I went bankrupt.
That game is both silly and squicky.

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