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Shelcombakasfire Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:03 am
sweatdrop All my jokes are offensive.
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:56 am
"Why does a woman say she's been shopping when she hasn't bought anything?"
"Why does a man say he's been fishing when he hasn't caught anything?"
ninja
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:17 pm
Well...the act of shopping doesn't actually require purchasing anything by definition.
Fishing on the other hand does require catching something, so it should be attempting to fish. lol
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:12 pm
speakin-a-comedy ive always wanted 2 b a comedian cuz i make urbody laugh....i been writin sum of my material on paper but sum of my material can b offensive n only appropriate on stage.......
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:36 pm
Hey, how can you turn a chihuahua into a shi-tsu?
Hair in a can
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:40 pm
Mine's only offensive if you're Swedish (so, uh... I hope you're not?). Lots of these floating around Norway, though this one is by far my favorite.
What happened the last time Norway and Sweden had a football match?
Well, Norway won, so the Swedish got a bit annoyed and started chucking firecrackers at the Norwegians. Then the Norwegians lit them and threw them back.
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Shelcombakasfire Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:13 am
Bacillus Anthracis Mine's only offensive if you're Swedish (so, uh... I hope you're not?). Lots of these floating around Norway, though this one is by far my favorite.
What happened the last time Norway and Sweden had a football match?
Well, Norway won, so the Swedish got a bit annoyed and started chucking firecrackers at the Norwegians. Then the Norwegians lit them and threw them back. This made my grandma (swedish) laugh SO hard
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:27 pm
k i got one.......lil' timmy's mama was baking a chocolate cake and timmy rubs some chocolate icing on his face and says "Ey yo look mama im black! hehehe" his mama slaps him and says "go tell grandpa what you did....timmy shows his grandpa *grandpa slaps him* "now go tell nanny what you did"......Timmy says "wazzup nanny im black"....*nanny slaps him* "thats wrong! go tell your sister what happened!"....*timmy shows his sis* his sis slaps him....*now go tell your brother*.....*Timmy tells bro and gets hit* "now go tell mama what you did".....Timmy goes to mom and mom says "now timmy what did you learn?" and timmy replies "I aint been black but for 5 seconds and i already cant stand white people!" lololololololo
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