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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:37 pm
"Alright, show me what you guys got, I won't hold back" *Currin then waits for someone to come out*
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:42 pm
"96 Quite Bitter Beings" - CKY
The lights flashed lime green, pitch black, and tinted black for the superstar coming to the ring. A giant weed emblem spun in circles in the middle of the ring. He rose from the platform, looking at Currin with a determined and pissed off look on his face, now that he had to fight this guy. Matt Kisamore, the Kottonmouthed King, the PCPothead, the Metal Mastermind, gave this guy a look for a moment until he threw his arms down, smacking the ramp, and doing Batista's taunt?! Of course, this wasn't Kisamore's actual taunt, but more of a personal shot at Currin. He walked down the ramp and put his hands in his pockets to ignore the fans handshakes, until an "arrogant peice of s**t" teenager hit Matt on the arm. Kisamore turned and spat a quick loogie in the kids face and smiled. "Consider that an autograph," he said with a big smirk. He got back to the center of the ramp and looked at Currin for a while, and then he hopped onto the apron. He walked to the turnbuckle and pointed to Currin with a big smile, thisbeing his actual taunt. Matt pointed to Currin with his index finger, and then he rose his middle finger, and then his finger next to his pinky, like he was counting to three... and Kisamore was! That was signaling that he would pin the guy to three. Matt hopped down from the ropes and stole Currin's mic quickly. Then the music died down and the lights came back onto their normal shade.
He spoke in his CM Punk like voice. "Hellloo Frenchies and Cumquats! It's time for the Roast of Dave BATISTA!" Matt said looking the man up and down. "Damn, this is why you should always have a nutritous dose of steroids kids!" The fans booed Kisamore as he had insulted what seemed to be a fan favorite. "Now, me, coming from the outside looking in, you look like Batista. But granted, your not. Because your not a champion. I am." The crowd jeered as Matt chuckled and shook his head at the big man. "Hell, much like this crowd, I was forced to come out here and see you. And for what? To send you back to the woman that dryhumped your dad a few decades back?" The crowd oohed and booed at Kisamore as he continued on. "Tell me why you're the best. Give me a logical answer. You won't hold back, assbag? Well, you won't hold back, but I won't be pinned." Matt got in the man's face and dropped the mic. He then quickly went for a low blow with his knee.
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:17 pm
currin counterd matts knee with his own currin quickly went for a fury of punches
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:00 pm
Matt was knee'd, but quickly ducked the punches and went for the Metal Aftertase!
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:35 am
(the what) currin attempted to reverse it into a powerbomb
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:43 pm
(A helf nelson suplex. Might as well reverse it into a leg drop.)
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:07 pm
currin attempted to reverse into leg drop
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:28 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:07 am
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:09 am
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:28 pm
((Closing all the matches, hope you like the endings! Sorry they're kinda.... short.))
As Currin's open challange continues on in Matt Kisamore's favor. He whipped Currin into the ropes and waits for him to return and hits him with a very quick belly-to-belly suplex. Matt drops a knee to Currins head and forces him back up to his feet, grabbing his hair despite the referees admonishments for a similar action earlier in the match. As the crowd boo'd Matt hit currin with a powerful PCPainful and hooked the leg for a pin.
1...2...3!
Tyler Bastion:"Here is your winner, Matt Kisamore!"
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