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 Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:24 pm
This is a topic about things people should never do in anime, fantasy realms, etc., yet they always do. This is also a list for common occurances. Add to the list freely in your own posts, and my list isn't complete yet, so don't make fun of it.
#1: Never enter a weird Library that's deserted with old books of a different countries language.
#2: Never enter a weird Library that's deserted with old books of a different countries language and then OPEN a book.
#3: Don't dodge thousands of super fast energy attacks then be unable to attempt an escape from a super slow, 1 mile a year energy shot.
#4: Never say anything like, "It can't get any worse.", or "This looks deserted."
#5: Don't wish to be in a different world, EVER!
#6: Don't make any assumptions about gender until you see them outside the armor, no matter how much their voice or armor appears to match a specific genders.
#7: Never split up, and if you must, make sure you are in well organized, properly trained groups with satisfactory equipment to ensure you'll survive.
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:29 pm
EDIT: Number 6 is totally true.
Yurichi from Bleach totally had me fooled!
---> SPOILER: Not only did it turn out to NOT be a cat, it was a GIRL too! gonk
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emily swashbuckle Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:32 pm
Never check to see if the monster is REALLY dead.
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:37 pm
The Satah Never check to see if the monster is REALLY dead. Actually, if your version of checking to see if it's dead is engulfing it in flames with 3 flamethrowers at the same time, then it can be ok to check.
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emily swashbuckle Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:40 pm
Drachyench_The_Eternal Actually, if your version of checking to see if it's dead is engulfing it in flames with 3 flamethrowers at the same time, then it can be ok to check.
Never check to see if the monster is really dead by going up to it and poking it with your finger/a dull stick.
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:41 pm
The Satah Drachyench_The_Eternal Actually, if your version of checking to see if it's dead is engulfing it in flames with 3 flamethrowers at the same time, then it can be ok to check.
Never check to see if the monster is really dead by going up to it and poking it with your finger/a dull stick.Now that's true, yet they always do that.
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:41 pm
People have done that to me when I wash up on the edge of the lake sometimes when I sleep.
Why do they always poke at the eye?! mad
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:50 pm
Neeeeever assume that, just because a villian fell of a cliff, that it's dead. xd
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enshokukitsune Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:53 pm
IN an anime:
Don't forget that when you're loosing, if you reflect on the past you'll suddenly gain the strength to continue fighting.
*cough*Naruto*cough*
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:07 pm
Always take a bazillion years to transform; the villians will wait for you to finish before attacking.
If you find it neccessary to disguise your self to become a superhero, just change your outfit and add a strip of cloth to cover your eyes. Noone will ever know the difference...
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:40 pm
Never ask "Is it safe?".
Never turn your back on something you think is dead.
Don't look down, Look up. The bad guys always above you.
Never, EVER ask, "Is that all you've got?"
Take your sweet time braging. They'll sit there listening to you until your done.
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:09 am
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