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 Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:32 pm
Our story starts in the ring with Rocky Balboa. He washes up on the shores of hawaii in the ring. When he wakes up he discovers that he...is the one. He finds himself in a black priest's outfit but is then shot in the face by donkey kong.
"OH MY GOD!!!" Said Cyborg Snakeman. As his ice cream melted infront of him. Despite all his power his tiny snake tongue could not lick up enough ice cream to escape the sun's punishment. When he turned he saw a tie wearing chimp shooting a priest wearing boxing gloves in the face.
"Wuh the ********?"
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:48 pm
Cyborg Snakeman opens his pelvis plating and unleashes a blast of bright green energy from his crotch cannon upon the homicidal chimp, incinerating him instantly. He rushes over to see if the one was still alive. He picks up the punctured corpse. with his whirling fist and tears open Rocky's chest, making bits of bloody flesh fly everywhere.
"DAMN! How am I supposed to get his tongue to rescue my ice cream!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:39 pm
But Vegeta....Trix are for kids!
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 8:26 pm
Ya gotta understand, Future Alex. Elliot did a LOT of Marijuana back then.
No excuse for why YOU'VE always been so weird, though.
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2021 10:30 pm
Wait a minute... This subforum is supposed to be meant for Ted threads only!
Oh no! We're breaking sacred laws by merely POSTING here without his permission!
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2025 7:56 pm
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