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The Bull Auction - One of my favorites!

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Guidetotheunderworld

PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:13 pm


This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:

"A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments,
"See! That was more than 5 times a month!"

The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."

Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 10 times a month.
What do YOU say to that?!"

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.

The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells,
"That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"

The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back, "Sure, once a day!
But ask the announcer if they were all with the same fat cow!!"


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:40 pm


eek eek eek rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Zhayren01


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:41 am


smile Heard it. Still, for me itš a classic xd
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:54 am


Ha now that's funny the same fat cow!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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