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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:32 pm
I hope you still feel small When you stand by the ocean Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens Promise me you'll give faith a fighting chance Any quotes from yourself or a friend/family member that was particularly funny in the scenario? Post it!^^
Ex:
Friend: *Says something about a lollipop* Chibi: How can a lollipop be a virgin? Me: It's cherry flavored!^^ Others: O.O...-_-...-_-*...*Smack* (Tell me who) I hope you dance (Wants to look back on their youth and wonder) (Where those years have gone)
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:05 pm
Aw, geez. You beat me to it! >.<
(and you start with a quote that was bordering on 'not funny')
Hm.... Oh! I know one!
Dude in my brother's video game: *falls off skyscraper* I hate gravity!
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.Sakura no Takai. Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 8:47 pm
I hope you still feel small When you stand by the ocean Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens Promise me you'll give faith a fighting chance NIce one XD
Okay, here's one from a joke story I wrote a long time ago.
Atemu: No one can stop me from being naked, I like being naked! >.< (Tell me who) I hope you dance (Wants to look back on their youth and wonder) (Where those years have gone)
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:14 pm
Stupid retard Christian confirmation test: #3- What is the holy trinity? Me: *twitch* Must. Not. Make. Kingdom *twitch* Hearts. Reference. *twitch*
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.Sakura no Takai. Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:27 pm
I hope you still feel small When you stand by the ocean Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens Promise me you'll give faith a fighting chance rofl Hm...
My six year old cousin: *Walks up to her mother and holds her arm* One of your little girls - off to college. *Sentimental sigh*
Same person: *Sunny D commercial comes on TV* I had that my friends house once, and let me say, it was excellent! But...The sugar! *exasperated sigh*
Her older sister: O.O What did you just say....Actually, never mind. I don't want to know. -_- (Tell me who) I hope you dance (Wants to look back on their youth and wonder) (Where those years have gone)
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:59 pm
((There's probably going to be a lot of me mocking this test, btw XD)) Stupid retard Christian confirmation test: #24- Do you think your priorities are in line with the teachings of Christ?
Me: Yes! They line up perfectly! Now wait a second, I'll have the answer to #25 in a minute. I closed the window with the beatitudes in it to look at yaoi. .... *giggle* Shou's in a sailor suit! whee
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.Sakura no Takai. Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:59 pm
I hope you still feel small When you stand by the ocean Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens Promise me you'll give faith a fighting chance I just read that one on the DoG XD
Me: *Watching Yu Gi Oh online* (As in, right now XD)...*Sees Bakura* *Fangirl squeal*
Kara: *Falls off of couch* Jesus H. Christ what the f*ck was that? Kelly! Are killing Little Dog by any chance?
Sero: what? Are you joking? His Computer: I don't joke! Seto: -_-* (Tell me who) I hope you dance (Wants to look back on their youth and wonder) (Where those years have gone)
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:43 pm
She never slows down. She doesn't know why but she knows that when she's all alone, feels like its all coming down She won't turn around The shadows are long and she fears if she cries that first tear, the tears will not stop raining down Mr. Prov: It was their civic duty- Charlie: *Hysteric laughter* Me: What are oyu lauging at? (Whole class staring at us) Charlie: He *Laugh* Said DUTY! Me: -_-* Mr. Prov: DO you need a moment Charlie? Me: No, he just needs to be smacked. -_-* She won't make a sound Alone in this fight with herself and the fears whispering if she stands she'll fall down She wants to be found The only way out is through everything she's running from wants to give up and lie down.
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:42 pm
Me: *talking to freshmen* Yeah, we're pretty much the greatest shop in the school. All the cool kids? Yeah, they're just jealous. Caroleen: What are you talking about? We are the cool kids.
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:04 pm
She never slows down. She doesn't know why but she knows that when she's all alone, feels like its all coming down She won't turn around The shadows are long and she fears if she cries that first tear, the tears will not stop raining down Me: *having an Atemu momment and shaking my legs*...Oh M'God! Ashe and Monisha: What? Me: I jingle! *Continues* She won't make a sound Alone in this fight with herself and the fears whispering if she stands she'll fall down She wants to be found The only way out is through everything she's running from wants to give up and lie down.
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Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:03 pm
She never slows down. She doesn't know why but she knows that when she's all alone, feels like its all coming down She won't turn around The shadows are long and she fears if she cries that first tear, the tears will not stop raining down *Guys are going on about Jon having an internet gf* Parkie: *Turns to Jon* Dude, porn sites don't count! She won't make a sound Alone in this fight with herself and the fears whispering if she stands she'll fall down She wants to be found The only way out is through everything she's running from wants to give up and lie down.
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:13 pm
She never slows down. She doesn't know why but she knows that when she's all alone, feels like its all coming down She won't turn around The shadows are long and she fears if she cries that first tear, the tears will not stop raining down *At MoFA*
Me: Sakura, is this Apollo's temple? Sakura: stare Woman, we're in the Egypt section....Aren't you a freaking priestess of Ra?! She won't make a sound Alone in this fight with herself and the fears whispering if she stands she'll fall down She wants to be found The only way out is through everything she's running from wants to give up and lie down.
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:19 pm
Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on Could it be a faded rose from days gone by And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you here today To take you to his mansion in the sky Me: Ellie, maybe they'll have presents for you! Ellie:...*Continues playing* Me:...They have bacon. Ellie: Bacon? *Insert shoujo effects around shiny chibi face*
Sakura: D= There's frozen water falling from the sky... Da: Oh... So that's what that s**t is. Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on Could it be a faded rose from days gone by And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you here today To take you to his mansion in the sky
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