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 Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:26 am
-Your last name stays put
-Wedding plans take care of themselves
-You can wear a white shirt at a water park
-The world is your urinal
-Same work, more pay
-Wrinkles add character
-Wedding dress $5000, tux rental $500
-People never stare at your chest when your talking to them. wink
-Phone calls are over in 30 seconds
-You have the option of growing a beard/mustache
-Underwear is $8.95 for a pack of 3
-Unable to to see wrinkles in clothing
-You get credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
-Bleaching is expected
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:48 pm
LMAFO lol hilarious man but i just have to ask did you get married ? cause you know almost all the facts
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:43 am
i haven't been married but it's just something i have always noticed
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:33 pm
OH HOW TRUE can that actually be !! Never fails that is is always easier for the guys all the time!
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:58 pm
Lol! I am not stopping girls from wearing white shirts at water parks. xD
And I don't mind them staring at my chest, as long as I get to stare at theirs.
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 4:18 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:39 pm
Shuro-kun Lol! I am not stopping girls from wearing white shirts at water parks. xD And I don't mind them staring at my chest, as long as I get to stare at theirs. I don't think that's how it works
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:54 pm
Who says I don't stare at a man's chest when talking to them, or pay eight bucks for a three pack of under wear.
I can always force him to wear the dress.
rofl
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:25 pm
The truth sting, eh ladies?
((Kidding, kidding -DONT KILL ME!!!))
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:40 pm
i could go in alot of directions with this one however i shall shut up and say if you make me wear a dress i hope you like wearing a used tux then oh the amount of uses its been through and men never bothered to clean it
i mean its only fair although i've seen many women wearing a tux and oddly enough it was attractive but i'dd still never wear the dress
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:36 pm
Nothing wrong with white tops at water parks, all the more fun, and well as long as they're not drooling feel free to stare while talking.
I know a few ladies with pretty full on beards/mustaches/both.
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:04 am
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