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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:36 pm
It's my one shot crackfic. Death helped me come up with the idea. XD Enjoy!
Sephiroth in Wonderland
Disclaimer: Don’t own any of the Final Fantasy 7 characters, Kingdom Hearts characters, or Wonderland! Disney and Square Enix does.
There are reasons behind many things that are often not seen clearly. One thing would be Sephiroth and if he actually dies when he’s killed several times. The thing was…Sephiroth never actually dies, he goes to a rather special place. Why else would he be more and more insane each time he returned?
Seriously, he went from Promise Lands to smashing meteors into the earth to become Godly…and his latest fetish was riding the planet as a spaceship into the galaxies.
There was something going on while Sephiroth was ‘dead’ and it had to do with a wonderful little place called Wonderland.
OoOoOoOo
The first time Sephiroth arrived he was rather confused and unsure of what was going on. The place was unfamiliar and oddly decorated. What kind of place had he arrived in? Was this what happened when you took in too much mako?
He walked down the corridor halls carefully staring at the tiled floor beneath his feet and noticed a door in front of him. With his right hand he opened one door and peeked in slowly to see a relatively normal room but with small objects all around it. Sephiroth stepped in carefully and propped his blade against the wall as he went over to the table that was extremely tiny. Looked like a small child could probably fit around it. Wait, what was that on the table?
He bent down and grabbed a card to inspect it carefully. It explained what the two bottles on the table were and what they did. How intriguing, one would shrink him and the other would make him bigger.
His eyes zoomed over to the extremely tiny door that could hardly even fit his fist in it. If he wanted to continue he’d have to take the potion, wouldn’t he?
At first he was skeptical in using it, especially since the room had teddy bears on the walls, books on the ceiling, tiles everywhere, and other odd assortments. What if it’d just make him really high? Oh boy…
At least no one was here, right?
He picked up one of the bottles and drank from it. In a matter of seconds he shrank quickly and was now staring at the giant objects around him. Sadly he had forgotten to grab his sword and now it was a giant death blade propped against the wall. Great. Oh well, he’d come back for it later.
Sephiroth moved past the giant table and chairs to the door. It…had a face on the doorknob. What the hell? He got closer and stared at it face to face. The thing was asleep.
“Excuse me…”
The doorknob continued to snore.
“Ahem.”
It went on sleeping.
“WAKE UP!”
The doorknob snorted and choked a bit before waking up slowly, “Huuuh?”
“Could you let me through?”
It blinked a few times before laughing, “No.”
“….Pardon?”
“I said no, chump, come back another time…day…whatever…”
It started to snooze again. Sephiroth felt rather put off. How was he supposed to handle this? WHY was he talking to a doorknob anyway? Oh God, he’d have to keep this to himself.
“Wake the hell up!”
It flinched, “Keep the cursing on a low, will you? Why are you in a hurry anyway?”
“I’m not, but I’d rather not stand around here and wait for you to get a good night’s rest.”
“It’s already night?”
“I don’t know.”
“Well you can’t go through anyway. You need a key.”
“What?”
“I’m a door, moron, I need a key to open.”
“Open yourself!”
“It doesn’t work that way, I can’t just magically open on command when I feel like opening.”
Sephiroth glared and looked back at his giant sword. Oh god, he wanted to just murder this thing.
“I’m going to give you two choices: You’re going to open or you’re going to be opened.”
The doorknob thought it over, “All you added in the second option was ‘be’…”
“Exactly.”
It yawned, “Whatever.”
Ah yes, of course he’d pick the second option.
Sephiroth pulled back his fist and slammed it into the door combusting a hole in the middle of it. The doorknob screamed in agony and Sephiroth smiled.
“You should have picked the first option.”
He walked through the hole he had made as the doorknob continued its wailing and screaming of how terrible and cruel he was. His own damn fault.
But it had only brought him into a crazy garden area that didn’t make any sense at all.
“What is this?”
Odd shrubs cluttered the small space and were guarded by human cards. A giant woman sat up on the judge’s seat and she was twirling a wand in her hand that had a giant red heart on it. How wonderful.
She perked when she saw him and smiled evilly, “Oh!! Someone to put on trial!”
Sephiroth blinked, “Trial?”
“Of course, why else would you enter my court without permission?”
“I’m just lost, I didn’t know this was your court—“
She gasped, “WHAT? I own everything ever put on this planet!! How could you not know I owned it??”
“I’m…uh…” crap.
“How dare you defy me, the Queen of Hearts!!! Cards! Grab him and put him in the box!”
He was grabbed by these flimsy little cards and pushed forward into the trial box. Of course it was so extremely tiny that it didn’t even reach his waist.
“What am I being put on trial for?”
“For defying me and saying I don’t own this world!”
“That isn’t a crime, and I said I didn’t know you did, I didn’t say you were a liar.”
“Don’t speak!”
“This trial isn’t fair if I can’t defend myself.”
She slammed her fist on the table in front of her, “I said silence!”
Sephiroth blinked, “Okay?”
She glared a bit before flipping the wand in her hand a few times, “For your terrible misbehaving I’ll have to give you quite the punishment. Oh let’s see….A BEHEADING!!”
Sephiroth blinked, “For what?”
“Stop your questioning!”
“What did I do again?”
“…You have defied my court and I!”
“That was grammatically incorrect—“
“Silence!! Put him in the cage for now! I need a brunch, lunch, and post-lunch break.”
He was grabbed again and a bird cage flew down from nowhere. Oh what the hell. He was pushed into it and the door was closed and locked. What a great place to get stuck in. Sephiroth watched as the Queen and the cards all moved off and vanished from the place.
“Hey wait! Wait!!”
They were gone. Sephiroth sighed and tried to stand up straight but hit his head on the cage’s top. He grumbled and sat down letting his legs stick out of the bars. At least he was skinny enough to get them through, right? It could have been reallllly uncomfortable in there if he couldn’t fit through.
He swayed the cage in boredom and whistled a bit as he waited for the Queen and the cards to come back for him. Who knows, maybe if he died he’d return to his world again? Why was he here again?
Sephiroth pulled on his hair and tried to think it over. He had gone insane because his mom was an alien, he killed a shitload of people, he was stabbed, he was gone for awhile before he killed Aerith…and then met his demise at Cloud’s hands.
Hmm, sounded like a bad dream. Then again, this seemed much worse than what he was doing before.
He stifled a yawn and continued to play with his hair.
After a few hours he had passed out at some point with his arm on one knee and his forehead on his arm. He woke up later and stretched finding he was sore from staying in that position. His eyes zoomed around to see if anyone else was around. No one. Dammit, how long were they going to leave him in here?
It was then that something beyond crack happened. Something so unexplainable even he almost died a little on the inside.
Zack, Genesis, and Cloud appeared before him through the heart shaped bushes. But they didn’t look normal. Genesis was wearing really odd clothing. Giant shoes, giant pants with odd assortments, and he was carrying a giant key. His hair was beyond ******** up and he looked like he couldn’t remember his own name. Zack was….was…
Could he hardly even imagine it?
A puppy. The nickname ‘Zack the Puppy’ had now made some true meaning into his brain. He was human sized but…oh god. Just drooling and hairy and…heavens it wasn’t natural.
And Cloud, that rat little b*****d, was actually probably in the worst situation of them all. He was a ….chocobo. But his beak was a cross between a duck’s and a chocobo’s. And he had duck feet with odd talons.
“Sephiroth!!”
Genesis did a dramatic face and pointed his keyblade at him before jumping up and down a bit, giving more dramatic faces before running over to get a better look at him.
“Get me out of this thing!”
Genesis smiled like an airhead, “Ohh! You have wonderful wings!”
What?
He looked and noticed he had wings on his hips and one on his shoulder.
“What…the…”
When did he acquire these??
Cloud made some really ODD noise that was squawky and high pitched. Zack uttered a ‘AAH-YUCK AHAHA YUCK’.
Oh god this made Sephiroth want to murder them. Why did he have to leave his sword behind?
“Are…you guys okay?”
He tried to pretend that he wasn’t molting, but he couldn’t help it right now. He was flustered seeing these three like this. Not only did it make no sense, but it caused him to wonder what kind of drugs he was on. This was such an odd euphoria…
Genesis struck a cocky pose, “I’ll get you out of there!”
Zack made a few odd noises before nodding, “Totally, you’ll be out in no time.”
Cloud just squawked a bit more and didn’t say anything worth comprehending.
Genesis jumped back and twirled the key thing around a bit before striking a pose and pointed it at the cage. A light shot off and opened the cage. Happily Sephiroth got out and stretched his back and legs. God that was painful.
“Thank you.”
Genesis glared and struck another pose before getting into ‘battle’ stance, “I will defeat you!!!!”
Sephiroth blinked, “What?”
“I will defeat you!!!!”
Zack laughed, “Ahhhh!!! Yuck. Ahem. Wow, that had the same exclamation marks the first time you said it, that was pretty cool.”
They weren’t making any sense.
“Oh damn, I’d fight you but I forgot my weapon back in my…other pants. Yeah. Bye.”
They were way too crazy to even stay around. They tried chasing after him, but he found his way into some forested area with mushrooms towering all around him and giant blades of grass.
“Why do I feel like this is going to get much worse than this?”
A sudden noise came from above and he looked up. Was that…MOTHER? He blinked a few times and tried to get a better look but couldn’t see very well from his spot. He jumped up in all of his gravity defying-ness and landed on a mushroom. It tilted and he jumped to the next and so on until he reached the nice platform that she was at.
But it wasn’t really her…
She was this…odd caterpillar thing with a giant bong and needles everywhere around her.
“M-mother?”
“Sephiroth! Oooohooohooo…come…come sit with me…and take a puff of this…”
“My own mother is making me do drugs…”
“Don’t worry, dearie, it will only cause you to be clinically insane….ahhhh…the smooookkke…it’s soooo…sooo beautiful…”
Sephiroth watched as the area seemed to fog up in her smoky habits and he started to get that feeling about him, too. Hey, why not try a few hits with his Mom before he woke up? Right?
He sat down with her and gladly puffed away, of course it only made things a thousand times more crackier than they needed to be.
“Ooooh…Mother…I had an epiphany…”
“Mmmm, epiph this…”
“Let’s…go to the…Promise Land, Mother…to get away from everyone…”
“I’ll Promise Land you…you..silly silly boy…”
“Are you really my Mother?”
She laughed and breathed out more smoke which turned into a thousand different little shapes and bubbly little creatures, “I cannot answer that!”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m not authorized to do soo….ahhh…ask the Cheshire Cat, he would know…he knows eeeevvverythinggg…”
“Everything?”
“Everything.”
Sephiroth smiled slightly, “Ohh…where is he at?”
“Ohhh…I don’t know, around…around…around…”
“Echooooo….”
“Did you know in your future you’re going to have three boys?”
“Really?”
“But they’ll come directly from you in a spontaneous sprouting. As if you’re a God…”
“What the HELL. I don’t even have kids the normal way?”
“Oh, not to mention they’ll call you brother, because they’re basically my children.”
Sephiroth started to lose the high affect, “Are you saying we have children together?? What??”
“Hey, you’re the one who started to obsess over me so much you beheaded me. I think I deserve to have my fantasies followed through before you dispose of my head in some rock.”
Sephiroth gave a horrified expression, “I…think I’m going to be sick…”
“Hey, get off the mushroom, then, I don’t want any of that near me.”
Sephiroth stood up and backed away from her, but ended up falling from the mushroom and landed on something mushy. He scrambled off of it and started to get away. This was way too ******** up for him to even dream about.
He continued to scramble and ended up going through some doorway, but ended up falling several feet and landed in someone’s lawn. What? His eyes looked around and he saw a table with a picture of Lazard and Angeal together in funny clothes.
He stumbled a bit and walked over trying to straighten his clothes out a bit and looked around to see if anyone was there. Suddenly the picture came to life and the two came out. Angeal had a green hat on while Lazard was dressed as a crazy bunny thing. They were pouring tea and being all yippy.
“Ohohohohohoh!! Looks like we have a guest, hooooo, come here haaaandsome!” Angeal jumped up and grabbed Sephiroth’s arm, jamming him down into a seat. Lazard laughed crazily and jumped around a bit on the table before settling in his own spot.
“We’re having a birthday party!!”
Angeal nodded, “PAAAARRRRRTTAAAYY!!”
Sephiroth blinked a bit and tried not to move, “Um…okay..I guess I can stay for your party.”
They both got giddy and started to pull random s**t out of nowhere, yelling about presents and more cake and tea and more tea and cake some more!!
Sephiroth looked around a bit, “Whose birthday is it?”
“Why, handsome its yours, hooohoo!”
“Mine? But—“
“And tomorrow is another birthday with more cake and tea and more presents!!”
Lazard nodded and poured a present out of the tea pot, and then threw it at Sephiroth. It exploded into glittery objects, and then the table itself disappeared as the two went into a strange duet around him. He sat terrified in his seat as the two went around him in scary mannerisms as they continued to throw things at him and create more crazy things.
“Okay!!! I’m leaving!!”
Angeal grabbed Sephiroth’s shoulders, “You can’t!! We have to have more parties!!”
Lazard nodded, his bunny ears flopping all over, “Yeah yeah! We have to have more parties!”
Sephiroth got up and pushed them away, “No!! I’m finished with you!”
He ran off as fast as he could to get away and ended up through another doorway, falling and falling until he landed in a forest area.
He sighed and sat down on a toadstool before pouting, “Where’s the Cheshire Cat when you need him?” He wanted to know the truth about this place, about what was going on! Why didn’t it make any sense?
Suddenly a giant smile appeared with a creepy laugh and a cat with purple stripes appeared.
“Awww, is the Jenova cell induced child weeping tears of confusement?”
“Is that even a word? Anyway…I’m not crying, I need to talk to you, Cheshire Cat!”
It cackled a bit before disappearing and reappearing closer to him, “Oh? What is wrong? Wrong is what? Wrong what is? Is what wrong?”
“Stop it! Just tell me…am I really dead??”
“Is dead still living? Living like a dream? How does one live in dreams after death?”
“You’re not telling me anything! All right, tell me…is Jenova really my Mother?”
“Is she a Mother of a human? Or are you human? How human does human have to be to be classified as human? What does it take to make a Mother?”
Sephiroth frowned and blinked, “You’re not….making any sense…”
“What is sense and how does it make itself?”
Sephiroth glared, “STOP IT! Ugh, just go ******** yourself and get out of here!”
“Now that isn’t very nice,” the cat vanished and dislocated its body in several ways, different sections appeared around him, “Perhaps it is you who is not making sense?”
“How is that possible?”
“Everyone around you speaks different, yes? You are the odd one out. Therefore, you are the one who makes no sense.”
Sephiroth blinked and watched as the cat disappeared with a laugh, only his smile staying for a lingering moment before vanishing again.
“So…if…I act crazy then everything will start to make more sense?”
But that was so illogical and stupid! Then again it made perfect sense. Ugh, it was making his head hurt too much. He paced around a bit and found his way out of the crazy forest and arrived where the Queen was having her trial again, of course this time it was against Genesis, Zack, and Cloud.
“You have defied me by your intolerable looks and obnoxious behavior! You will be beheaded!!”
Genesis did dramatic screams, “NUUU!! NO NO!! Nuuu nooo noun onoiuhoinno oonnooon oooo ….ooo…ooooo…”
She pointed at the other two, “And you will join him!”
Cloud made odd noises and Zack sighed, “Ah-yuck, wow, that sucks.”
Sephiroth sighed. Okay, let’s try the crack s**t out on this group. He put on a goofy smile and rushed up, “OHH!! No one can kill MYYYYY friends!! Never ever ever! You will have to fight me!”
The Queen of Hearts glared, “You insolent little bird brain! I will have you killed, too! Cards!! Get them!!”
The cards started to rush at them and he started to do hand to hand combat as the other three stood around making odd noises. Once he finished ripping them in half and doing odd crazy laughs and spewing things about how he’d take over the planet he turned to the Queen of Hearts.
“I shall finish you off!!!”
She glared and got up, “Try me, pumpkin, you cannot resist my seducing powers!”
Sephiroth blinked, “Uh..what?”
She struck a pose and waved her heart wand as if it were a fan and bursts of hearts exploded from her, attacking him like some type of bubble filled weapon. He blinked and tried not to think logically, but it wasn’t working.
Then it hit him.
He felt the hearts of death suddenly take over his emotions and he gave a dramatic heated look, “Oh!!! Queen of Hearts, you are so gorgeous and you defy all matters! Please! You must take me as your love slave!”
She chuckled a bit, “Hmm, I just might, you’re kind of cute.”
“Oh please, Queen of Hearts, let me be your Jack…your little squire, your seeeerrrvaaant.”
She giggled a bit, “Oh how scandalous.”
The other three stared at what was going on and started to walk off even more confused than Sephiroth had been when he first got there.
“Let me be your Accceee…offfff hearrrrttsss…”
She continued to laugh and fan herself as if his terrible love talk was that amazing.
“Please, my Queen….let me have you here and now!”
“Well all right!”
A sudden explosion came in and Jenova was there, “I can’t let this happen!! This is my son!”
Sephiroth stared, “But Mom—“
“Hush!! I will not tolerate such acts!! I will be the only woman who is allowed to touch you!”
Sephiroth frowned, “God you’re protective, can’t you go back into your reactor chamber?”
“Hush, child!! Or I’ll ground you! And no Godly powers for you ever!”
Sephiroth cried out in agony, “That isn’t fair!!!”
But she didn’t listen, the Queen of Hearts and Jenova went into an epic battle that only could be deemed as beyond amazing.
Of course Sephiroth ended up running away in the middle of it like a completely scared little boy and found himself back in the room with the demolished door that was still whimpering. As soon as it saw him it started to cry louder and begged for mercy.
“Shut the hell up you crack door!!”
“Ooooh, the agooony!!”
Sephiroth jumped onto the table and grabbed the bottle to make him bigger, drinking it up. Within seconds he exploded in length on the table, smashed his head into the ceiling, cut his leg on his sword, crushed his wings into the fireplace, and set them on fire.
“AUGH!! I’M TOO BIG!! IT BURNS!!”
He tried to move rather flustered and squeezed through the door, hips almost getting stuck in the doorway. As soon as he got free he patted his wings down and noticed how fried they were. Great. He smelt like chicken.
He puffed a bit and sighed, sitting down on the floor as he just rid himself of that hell hole.
“Reality, take me back!!! Please!!!”
He looked around as he tried to piece things together in his mind and noticed he was not moving from his place. Why…wasn’t he waking up?
“Am…I…really dead?”
He looked up at the light fixture above for an answer, but it was only silence that was returned. Sephiroth frowned slightly and looked down. So…his only friends here hardly even knew him…and they all didn’t make any sense at all…
Was the Cheshire Cat telling him that he had to grip the fact that he really wasn’t coming back to life and that he should accept his afterlife the way it was?
He looked around at the area he was sitting at and scratched his cheek slightly. Sephiroth could hardly believe he was actually….dead…and not coming back….
He sat there for hours….days…maybe a week. The clocks around him continued to work the way they did, all displaying different times. But he continued to sit there and tried to absorb it all in. Finally he got up one day and walked back into the room finding it all repaired. Sephiroth took the potion again, this time making sure he had his weapon with him, and slipped through a different door, popping out in the Queen’s courtyard. Things were replaying themselves all over again.
“Oh? Someone to put on trial?”
Sephiroth looked around slightly and shook his head, “No…not me…”
“Then what are you doing here without my permission?”
Sephiroth shrugged, “I’m…looking for friends…”
“Friends? Don’t you dare defy me! Get him in the box!!”
He was pushed forward and he sighed slightly, unsure of whether what he said made even the slightest impact on this woman.
“Just put me in a cage, okay?”
She blinked a few times before glaring, “I order what happens around here! And I say that you be beheaded! But first I need my brunch, lunch, and post-lunch break. Put him in the cage for now!”
He shuffled into it and watched as the group left again. He waited and waited, and finally the group showed up again. There was Genesis, Zack, and Cloud dressed like insane characters from some type of Disney and Square Enix crack game. Ha, now who would ever invent something so odd as that?
“Hey, you guys.”
“Sephiroth!”
Genesis set him free, as he had before, and he came out slowly. This time he stood there and stared at them a bit before speaking, “How are you?”
Genesis struck a pose, “We’re here to fight you!”
“But…”
“You are the reason we’re here!”
Sephiroth watched as they went into battle stance once again. It was… a broken record? What if he stayed and fought them?
He pulled out his weapon to fight but watched as they froze in their spot. He blinked and looked around. What glitch was this? Why was the Matrix acting weird? Why did he make such a dumb reference?
He waved his hand in front of Genesis’ face and then tugged at Cloud’s chocobo duck hair. They didn’t move at all.
“Hello?”
He shoved Zack and he fell over like he was a figurine, standing in the same pose.
“Guys..?”
It was hopeless, it seemed that they only could repeat themselves in this world, as if it was some type of terribly animated game. He dejectedly walked off knowing what was going to happen next.
After he had another crack time with Jenova, a birthday party with Angeal and Lazard, and ran off again he was back in the forest where he was to meet the Cheshire Cat. He waited and sighed before perking up when the cat finally appeared.
“Why is everything repeating?”
“Is it a repeat? Does anything repeat? How does it repeat?”
“Everyone keeps acting the same…they might change their words a bit but it’s generally the same reaction over and over…”
“Perhaps it is because you are acting the same?”
“What do you mean?”
“You are still you, the one before you came here! You must change into the new you to be able to continue a new life.”
Sephiroth frowned, “So..I have to change first for them to change their ways?”
The Cheshire Cat shrugged, “Perhaps?”
Sephiroth sighed, “Great…”
“Remember how you acted against the Queen..teehee…before she seduced you. Be odd and different and perhaps you will get a new adventure? Or maybe you will only repeat your experience again?”
Sephiroth watched the cat disappear with the lingering smile continue to snicker at him. So…change…change…
Ugh, just thinking of changing sounded painful.
He slowly got up and headed off to the courtroom once again, finding the trial happening.
“You are being put on trial for defying me and looking ridiculous! You will be BEHEADED!”
Sephiroth shook out his hands and took a deep breath before jumping forward, “Queen of Hearts, I believe you have the wrong culprits…”
He flicked his hair slightly as his blade shone in the fake sun. She blinked and glared, “How did you get loose?”
“If I told you then I’d have to kill you…then again I’m going to do that anyway, so I suppose it wouldn’t matter if I said anything or not.”
“Stop your blathering and fight! Cards, get him!”
He only moved his blade once and watched as all of them were split in two. He turned to her dramatically and gave her his evil seducing face, “Now what will you do, Queen?”
She blinked a few times, “I’ll…I’ll…seduce you!”
“Really?”
He flicked his hair again and hmmph’d, “Try me.”
She fanned herself a bit at how gorgeous and amazing he was, “Y-you! You better stop that…”
“Stop what?” He gave her a soft questioning look, eyes striking into hers.
The Queen gave a flustered gasp before getting up, “I must have you! Cards!! Caaaards!!!”
Cards started to rush in at different places and he continued his attacks. This was what he wanted, to fight and kill, to mercilessly murder everyone around him! Who would have thought this place would actually become a pawn to his every little command? But this was what he wanted! A place to control! All he would have to do is practice here and when he came back to life he could easily take over his real world!
He laughed cynically as he finished cutting down the cards and noticed the Queen of Hearts had escaped. Of course she’d run away, she was afraid of him.
His eyes moved over to the spot where his friends had once been, but noticed they were also gone. What a pity that they didn’t stay around, he could have practiced on them, too. It wasn’t like anyone here was real.
“Oh, darling, you’ve made Mommy proud.”
Sephiroth perked up and turned to the Jenova figure, “Have I?”
“Absolutely, you’re starting to grasp the reason why you’re here.”
“Hmm, I don’t need to be told again.”
She laughed slightly, “Yes, of course not. Now tell me, what is your objective?”
“To take over the planet—“
“Think bigger…”
“To use the planet—“
“As what?”
“A spaceship to ride the galaxies!”
“Oooh, yes that would be nice. And what will you do once this planet is destroyed?”
“I will use another one, continuing onward without a care of what happens to the remnants of a destroyed world.”
She laughed, “Ooh, you’re perfect. Now don’t ever forget your objective. Ever. Understand, darling?”
Sephiroth smiled slightly, “Who do you think I am?”
She pulled out her bong again, “My son, now come over and let’s smoke.”
So it can be easily imagined when Sephiroth came back he had lost all sanity that ever existed in his mind.
OoOoOoOo
And that, my friends, is the REAL reason as to why Sephiroth had such insane ideals each time he came back to life.
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:03 pm
XDD
Wow. That kind of made me feel like I was smoking along with Seph and Caterpillar!Jenova.
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:48 pm
OMG. THe part where Sephie was smokin' with Jenova made me lolz.
And how everything kept explodin' into colors and sparkles. xD
Or how the Queen tried to suduce Sephie and then Sephie started to spew out terrible card/love puns.
OMG and when Sephie's ares wings magically lit on fire. I lolz. "I'm too big! It burns!" And the chicken thing. xD
I can just imagine what Genesis and Angeal and Cloud and zack look like. xD 'Cuz I've seen pixs of them.
lolz Matrix.
xD OMG That was great. Cracktastic in every way. I love it.
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:08 am
Yeah, what the other two said! That was just... beyond crack.
I liked how they kept repeating themselves at one point, like they actually do in the game!
And Angeal as the madhatter was just priceless.
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:16 pm
Oh dear god this is so cracktastic it's just... amazing. Wow. xDDD
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:53 pm
That was seriously hilarious! xDD (if that makes sense)
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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:17 pm
That was absolutely cracktastic! x'D
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