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 Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:55 am
As Church Bells are heard "The Monk" walks out with mic in hand to a large roar of boos. He would walk to the ring and slide in. "The Monk" walked to center with a purpose.
"Do any of you unholy followers want to face me "The Monk". For I have been sent on a mission to clear this place of all it's members. I will take you all out. So do any of you unholy, blood pouring, maniacs want to prove me wrong or do you all hide scared like you should for you know that my wrath will take you down with less effort than it takes to move a medically cleared index finger."
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:25 pm
"Oh I see everybody here in GORE are scared like I thought. It's a shame that all of you suck so badly you can't even come out and admit. I've seen better talent in the Church than I have here. I mean they won't even hit each other and one of them better than all of you combined."
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:09 pm
Reach out and touch faith.
Your own, personal Jesus,
Someone to hear your prayers,
Someone who cares.
Your own, personal Jesus,
Someone to hear your prayers,
Someone who's there.
Feeling alone and your all alone,
Flesh and bone by the tellephone,
Lift up the receiver, Ill make you a believer.
Personal Jesus begins to play as Jesus Christ steps out on stage with his cross on hung over his back as he also had a bottle of pure vodka, Jesus scolded it down before smashing it into a face of a Japanese kid's face as Jesus struted to the ring. Jesus took off the Cross and placed it onto the ground before sliding into the ring getting face to face with some guy
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:19 pm
As Jesus came forward "The Monk" yelled, "Poser!" and went for a punch to the face.
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:24 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:35 pm
"What? Now it's on!" "The Monk" said as he'd try to spray Pepperspray into the scars.
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:42 pm
Jesus stood there with a confused look on his face "Dude can't you tell they have faded" Jesus then went for a Headbutt on Monk
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:30 pm
Before "The Monk" could reply he was Headbutted and stumbled back.
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:28 pm
Jesus dived at Monk's feet and went for a Grapefruit Claw (grabs you by the testies and squeezes them I think)
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:14 am
"The Monk" got squeezed and starting screaming.
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