The Other Beginning That I'm Too Lazy To Cleverly Name But Seem to Take the Time To Spell Out
August 6, 2008

Greetings.

I'd like to begin by saying that I probably don't give a ******** about you. If you're a fan, then you have good taste. If you're not a fan of me, well that's perfectly fine. I'm not even a fan of myself. I guess that's why they call me the Crowned Prince of Emo. I think the Joker's gonna sue somebody.

My next order of business is to say that, yes indeed, I am the EEW World Champion. And I intend to keep it that way until somebody that's worth losing to comes along. For the time being, no one has stepped up. Well I shouldn't say that. A s**t-load of people have stepped up, but none of them have any real qualifications of taking up the mantle. Oh well.

I've been holding back on doing anything here but since they've got me doing this chat with a superstar business, I guess it got me in the mood to be starting something like this. Btw, I got two questions that I'm legally bounded to answer straight before it's the next guy's turn. So I suggest that if you don't want to deal with my s**t there, you should hurry up and ask something. Then again, if you don't want to deal with my s**t, why are you reading this? Quite the conundrum, wouldn't you say?

So I'll be rambling here from time to time about events in EEW and more than likely the qualification of future opponents, since I'm sure some of you will be asking me about that.

~Shadow
Your Fun-Loving World Champion