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 Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:55 pm
He glanced up at the high mountain peaks and fell back against the cliff wall, saying: "....
"Great scott! I have nothing!" She let out a cry and fell back onto the couch, staring blankly. The keyboard seemed to jeer at her, and she heard its words clearly.
"Why do you claim to be a writer? You don't even write anything."
"Yeah I do!" she shrieked, sitting up again. "I write all kinds of crap!"
"The key word there being 'crap'...."
She crossed her arms. "I want to read 'The Neverending Story'!"
"But that's at Greeensburg's library. You don't have a ride or anything..."
"I still want to read it," she whined. "Bastien is the greatest name ever... or was it Bastian?"
"Why don't you check what the book says?"
"Stop mocking me!" She put her fingers to the keys and began to type.
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Ah, we delve into the psyche of a young writer who still can't drive up to the big library... blaugh Don't ask what this is.
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:59 pm
"Great scott!" said the bird.
"No wai!" said the owl.
And from then on they lived happily ever after. ____________________ Oy vey, more crap.
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:01 pm
How to End a Conversation
"What are you drawing?"
"A flamingo."
"But that's a picture of me."
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:26 pm
All right, I challenge myself.
I shall random-generate a story and write it. GO!
Story:
An alchemist raised by circus performers marries a vindictive merchant.
Characters:
This woman is thin, with sunken grey eyes and wispy blue-black hair worn loose and messy. She is wearing a lemon yellow tank top and seems inquisitive.
Name: Tannden
This lithe, fanatical man has wavy sandy hair, dark brown eyes and a missing finger. He wears a striped business suit and a bandana.
Name: Kelann
This man is slight, with luminous grey eyes and silky light-brown hair worn crew-cut. He is wearing a grey jacket and seems inquisitive.
Name: Leedyn
A enormous man wearing a grey Hawaiian shirt. He has large grey eyes and his downy flaxen hair is crew-cut. He acts easygoing, and has a cold.
Name: Trisy
This woman is athletic, with wide green eyes and kinky ash-blonde hair worn loose and messy. She is wearing a royal blue swimsuit and seems irritable.
Name: Evelan
Plot Twists:
Only Easter eggs can save this story.
Suddenly a gaunt barbarian arrives and lobs a fireball.
Just then a lawyer arrives and imparts a dire warning.
Suddenly a sketchy wizard requests a lift from your protagonist's mother.
Place: Ursias
Story Title: Rune's Chaos
Clothing style: These people's clothes are in a exaggerated style, mostly made of silk or synthetic fiber in clear cool colors; slit skirts and shapeless gowns are prevalent.
gonk
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:43 pm
heart I wrote a story like this once, a long time ago. Yours is better. I laughed, Serenity-chan, because it was a funny story, but the writing was quite good.
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:18 am
Ah, thanks. I don't really get what's up with it, but it gives me hope that maybe my humorous stories stand a chance. rofl *Shudders at the random story* I really....... don't know if I can write that. http://nine.frenchboys.net/ This is the site where I got all that crap from...
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