After many years of research and being slapped for supposed stupidity I have reached the conclusion that our Lord Bowie is in fact a vampire.
PROOF
does He age?
He looks almost the same in both labyrinth and His last tour.
do you ever see Him in the sunlight?
not very often
do you ever see Him at all any more?
...
He is a Vamp and we love Him all the more for it
The First United Church of Bowie
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