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Swell Sundae

PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:38 pm


While strolling through the Lifestyle Discussion forum (to get to the Food and Drink Forum sweatdrop ) I spot a particular thread and think to myself "Oh! Another poor person who may need advice!" But this is what was said instead by the thread starter... (The font has been resized to save your eyesight. I have also replaced the name so no one can try to bash her face in yet, with a dictionary.)

Person that started particular thread
wat i like 2 do 4 fun is mak fun of people 4 bein fat, ugly, stupid, retarded, ect ect...
i also hang wit mah friendz a lot LUVEZ 2 THEM!!!!!!!
i think.. wait i KNOW im ttly sexy and all the guyz think im HOTT
so my boobz r like ttly big and its ttly awesome,k?
my fav color iz PINK
oh! i make fun of ppl cuz of how they dress LOL
im ttly better than every1 DUH

so this year i ttly just dropped my friend cuz i was jelous cuz she got a bf, so everytime she wood walk by i wood say, "EWW."
so she messaged me online telling me to plz stop
of corse i didnt care cuz yahhh so my friend and me started makin fun of her the next day cuz she sent me a message sayin she didnt like bein harassed LOL
i also got all her other friends 2 stop likeing her cuz i didnt want them 2
THEN since skool waz out i decided 2 call her a bunch on privite bout 15 timez cuz i thought it waz funny LOLOL

i can dish it out but if sum1 says sumthin meen 2 me ill get reel mad r prob cry and make fun of them more


Aside from the deep atrocity of the grammar and punctuation, the topic thread name was "Why do people think I'm so mean, and why?"

I then saw this as being another troll thread stare but the point of the thread is what also threw me into a fit... the obvious reason as to why such a person is viewed as mean (and idiotic).

I think I'll translate somehow for those of us that don't want to read it in such poorness.

The Evil Lord Sunday's Translation, as best as I can
What I like to do for fun is make fun of people for being fat, ugly, stupid, retarded, etcetera...
I also hang out with my friends a lot; much LOVE TO THEM!!!!!!!
I think.. wait I KNOW I'm totally sexy and all the guys think I'm HOT.
So my boobs are like totally big and its totally awesome, okay?
My favorite color is PINK.
Oh! I make fun of people because of how they dress LOL.
I'm totally better than everyone, DUH.

So this year, I totally just dropped my friend because I was jealous, because she got a boyfriend; so every time she would walk by, I would say, "EWW."
So she messaged me online, telling me to please stop.
Of course I didn't care, because yeah; so my friend and me started making fun of her the next day, because she sent me a message saying she didn't like being harassed LOL.
I also got all her other friends to stop liking her because I didn't want them to.
THEN since school was out, I decided to call her a bunch on private about 15 times, because I thought it was funny LOLOL

I can dish it out, but if someone says something mean to me, I'll get real mad, probably cry, and make fun of them more.


Though it pains me to know that others think that they're way more superior than others, I can understand the thought behind such thinking (somehow).

You may now commence to comment about the topic and poor grammar.

Edit 1: Just noticed that I forgot to type the entire word "boyfriend" in the translation xd but it's in there now 3nodding

Edit 2: Added a poll for you guys, on if you'd like me to reveal who such is (by PM only.)
PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:18 am


As Nina Orusa would say:

Nina Orusa
Stupid people don't deserve lives.


With that said, that girl in the above post is like the Queen Bee with an iron fist...like a female version of Adolf Hitler. eek

Natsuri


Patron with a Mission

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:43 am


Unpleasant memories of being picked on during middle school just came back to me by reading that pink text. eek

As for the lack of intelligence, I mean, grammar, I have no comment. I just hope it does not get any worse than this.
PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:08 pm


Natsuri
As Nina Orusa would say:

Nina Orusa
Stupid people don't deserve lives.


With that said, that girl in the above post is like the Queen Bee with an iron fist...like a female version of Adolf Hitler. eek


Umm... what do you mean by "Queen Bee?" sweatdrop

Swell Sundae


Psychotic Daizy Dukes

O.G. Gekko

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:45 pm


Give. Me. Her. Username. Now.

I'm going to KILL HER! People like her are the reason I've been forced to take Martial Arts. People like her have given me terrible mental problems. People like her a annoying, stupid, and deserve to be repeatedly beaten in the head until they GET THE MESSAGE!

Someone find me a sledgehammer. Now. Before I grab my chainsaw.
PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:06 pm


No, I get the sledgehammer.
...Want the katana?

SuperDuperRockLee


Psychotic Daizy Dukes

O.G. Gekko

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:19 pm


Nah, I'll just use the chainsaw and the hacksaw...

Oh, and Sunday, a 'Queen Bee' is a girl who pretty much owns everyone in the school. She is the most popular, she is the meanest, and she controls everyone. Whatever she wants, will happen.
PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:46 pm


Thank you for the translation. My brain was frying from reading the origional text. burning_eyes

This empty-headed elitist idiot doesn't deserve to live. I shall destroy her....Elle va mourir...

Henneth Annun


Swell Sundae

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:04 pm


Nina Orusa
Nah, I'll just use the chainsaw and the hacksaw...

Oh, and Sunday, a 'Queen Bee' is a girl who pretty much owns everyone in the school. She is the most popular, she is the meanest, and she controls everyone. Whatever she wants, will happen.

Oh. I didn't know that redface . But then again, I'm enveloped into being the photographer (a crappy one xd ) for my school's robotics club. whee

If she ever met me, I'd probably send 3 rottweilers at her. No need for me to be near such an atrocity. (Her original post had 3 pics of her. Disgusting.)

I shall not give out the name of such a being because-
a) I don't want any of us to get banned.
b) She's not worth all the blood and consequences.
and c) If you want, I can give you her username via PM, but use a mule instead of your main (there's always the possibility of being banned ._." )
PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:25 am


My, my, my, I came upon quite the revelation.

I PMed the girl, and discovered that it was not her. Which, actually, I'm surprised that I did not come across this revelation sooner. Think about it, the post is quite incriminating. Why would anyone post that about themselves, troll or not?

It was the poor girl who had been shunned by this, trying to incriminate this 'friend'.

She's actually a nice person to talk to, though her typing leaves something to be desired...

Psychotic Daizy Dukes

O.G. Gekko


Swell Sundae

PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:30 pm


Nina Orusa
My, my, my, I came upon quite the revelation.

I PMed the girl, and discovered that it was not her. Which, actually, I'm surprised that I did not come across this revelation sooner. Think about it, the post is quite incriminating. Why would anyone post that about themselves, troll or not?

It was the poor girl who had been shunned by this, trying to incriminate this 'friend'.

She's actually a nice person to talk to, though her typing leaves something to be desired...

Quite so. Now that I think about it, you're absolutely right upon that.

The typing though still bothers me... but not quite alot to the point of horror.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:21 pm


That girl should be glad we found out before she was permanently maimed. IT IS NOT OK to abuse your keyboard like that- the poor things' lifespan has probably been shortened!

Nicholas Kaze

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