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 Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 3:14 pm
I have the entire dictionary tattooed on my private place. So let's go back to your place and put words in your mouth.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 7:27 pm
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MAN friend, come and talk to me.
Do you want to see something swell?
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Pardon me, are you in heat?!
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
So, you're a girl huh?
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
You make my software turn to hardware!
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:15 am
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m really horny, let’s go and screw.
(Man to woman) What’s your favorite color? (Reply) Mine’s boobs!
hee hee...
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:39 pm
Goddess of Glomps Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m really horny, let’s go and screw. (Man to woman) What’s your favorite color? (Reply) Mine’s boobs! hee hee... O.o nice
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:37 pm
*Hands over cell phone* I'll call you....
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:39 pm
My love is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. heart
xD
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:10 am
You remind me of a girl... that I... once knew. So you, me, her, my place.
A xxRagexx Productions original pick-up line... oh yea.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:40 pm
I've lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me tonight?
Hahah nice ones, everyone ;]
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 12:51 pm
Here's my library card... I'd like to check you out.
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:40 am
Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got great cans.
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:11 am
So do you wear your parrot on this shoulder, *shoulder closest to you* or THIIISS shoulder? *puts arm around her to get to far shoulder*
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