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 Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:10 am
Most of you probably know that I practice a martial art called "Eastern Wing-Chun Kung fu"
So here is a story of one of my teachers;
His name is Shannon and he is pretty cheeky, he likes to play around....
One day he was walking home with some groceries in a plastic bag, with his full Kung Fu uniform on when someone with a beanie and his hands in his pockets comes up to him and says
"Oi you! Give me your wallet or I'll stick ya!"
Shannon replied
'Excuse me?"
and the guy says
"Give me your f***ing wallet or I'll stick ya!"
So Shannon said
"Oh, I don't want any trouble man"
So he slowly put down his bag and turns so that it looks like he is getting his wallet out of his pocket, as soon as he does this the guy pulls his hands out of his pockets and holds them out to grab the wallet.
As soon as Shannon saw that the guy had no knife he punched the guy in the nose with all of his might.
The guy bounced back on the ground and crawled over onto his back and crawled away a bit before standing up and running away.....
Here are the funny parts:
1. Shannon was wearing FULL KUNG FU INFORM! It was a bad idea to pick a fight with him.
2. They were on a busy road, 100 meters from a police station.
3. Kung fu robes don't have pockets!
4. Why reveal that you have no knife to the person you are mugging?
And when Shannon told everyone he said
"It was so fun! You never get the opportunity to punch someone with all of your might that you are allowed to punch!
I got to punch a nearly mugger!"
Shannon didn't even think that he was nearly mugged!
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The morale of the story is that there are tons of dumb criminals out there, so come and post all the things you know about them here! Anything at all!
(And sorry about the language there.....)
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:07 am
There was once a guy following me and a friend of mine. She got worried and I tried thinking of a plan. So I grabbed my cell phone..... and randomly said "hello?.........oh hi dad....... no, I told you that my martial arts class is tomorrow not today........ yes of course........ here?....... oh yeah ok I see you....... we'll be right there......." and I started waving at some random people across the street......
The guy following us just panicked and turned away.
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Fashionable Businesswoman
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:38 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:14 am
O.O;;
Both of those little stories really prove there are some real idiotic criminals indeed.
Both stories made me laugh real hard too. xd
I've heard some funny stories about stupid criminals before but right now I can't remember any! gonk But when I do, I'll post them here!
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:34 pm
18luck There was once a guy following me and a friend of mine. She got worried and I tried thinking of a plan. So I grabbed my cell phone..... and randomly said "hello?.........oh hi dad....... no, I told you that my martial arts class is tomorrow not today........ yes of course........ here?....... oh yeah ok I see you....... we'll be right there......." and I started waving at some random people across the street...... The guy following us just panicked and turned away. That's smart. I would never think of something like that... >.<
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:34 am
Criminals are soooo dumb!
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Fashionable Businesswoman
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:31 am
hikari_angel02 18luck There was once a guy following me and a friend of mine. She got worried and I tried thinking of a plan. So I grabbed my cell phone..... and randomly said "hello?.........oh hi dad....... no, I told you that my martial arts class is tomorrow not today........ yes of course........ here?....... oh yeah ok I see you....... we'll be right there......." and I started waving at some random people across the street...... The guy following us just panicked and turned away. That's smart. I would never think of something like that... >.< Haha thak you smile Well sometimes you come up with things you'd have never dreamt of. If it wasn't for some quick brainstorming, we might have been mugged or worse >_>
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:41 pm
crying I hate criminals!!
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Fashionable Businesswoman
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:47 am
well now i know what to do...
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