Introduction....
Ok. *deep breath* I am crazy. Not ha ha funny crazy or locked up with pills crazy, but that nearing complete insanity where you are completely aware of what's going on but can't do much to stop it. So you grab your helmet, a copy of Icha Icha Paradise, and just enjoy the ride. I live in the middle of BFE and Nowhere. I'm a 23 (at the time this post was made) year old female of the human persuasion. Or at least that's what the two guys in the suits tell me to say. And I have condemned a 2 (again, time of post) year old girl to come along for the ride. Her name is Lilith and will often be brought up in the middle of conversations since she has a tendency to chew my leg off when I'm on the computer and she is awake. Or because she is a child and just does the most funniest sh*t I have ever seen. *pulls for that last bit of air* She performed an exorcism on her father while talking to grandma on speaker phone. No joke. No lie. Funny stuff. 'Dad' is out of the picture. My picture anyway. And I have no plans to find a replacement anytime soon. Unless your a vampire... then we can talk. *laughs, using the last bit of air, yet continues to some how speak* I have one real friend that lives anywhere near me. And near my happens to just be up the road and friend happens to be Gail. Oh, did I forget to mention she is bipolar? Very much so. So if your ever talking to me one day and I just up and disappear or mention a kidnapping, you can safely bet money she was somehow involved. Go ahead blame her. Call her even, I'll get permission. She says she has her pitchfork with your name on it and she is, and I quote... "Ready like Spongebob. *evil stare*" It's just how we roll in da wood. (Yes, wood. You want an explanation? Come hunt me down. Great conversation starter) *start to turn blue from lack of air* As far as my likes go... I love to draw and write. But I'm much better at drawing. I watch waaaaaaay too many movies and read too many books to have a favorite. But my favorite genre is most definitely horror. And my taste in music is too spread out to even begin to explain. Depends on my mood I suppose. I'm not really a people person but am very friendly. Oh, and I am a total contradiction to myself in nearly every category so if you notice, DON'T POINT IT OUT! I KNOW! Or do. I don't really care. *turning purple now, starting to slur* I don't really sleep.... ever. I'm sure I'm breaking some kind of medical law and defying nature but I really don't. At least not enough and not often enough to make much of a difference. But at the same time I must be careful to watch when I decide to sit and rest because those sleeping spells seem to sneak up on me every time. I don't light sunshine or sunshiny days.... the only exception being when I want to go jump in the river, not something I recommend at night. They'll be fishing you out the next day about 8 miles down stream. I love the rain and storms, again, with above being the only exception. Lots of rain= Fast current, same outcome. I have never in my life drank blood, unless it was my own. *nibbles finger* But I'm a nummy treat so it's understandable. I like spiders, rats, mice, snakes, lizards, frogs, bats, and nearly every other living creature out there.... except most bugs. Like Gah! I scream like a girl and dance around until I find a way to kill it. We're at war, Man! We must not be over run. We are already outweighed by ants! Square pound of flesh for square pound of flesh there are more of them! I absolutely, unequivocally, beyond all doubt, more than infinity, to the depths of my soul... love vampires. Anne Rice? Yes! Twilight? *shudders* Nah. Buffyverse? Angelus haunts my dream. NOT ANGEL! And I eat William the Bloody with hot fudge on top.....
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*passes out from lack of oxygen*
Last words? I am the borderline schizophrenic ninja. And one day I will rule the world. *evil laughter in the distance*
