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 Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:58 am
you put on a pirate hat and yell, "shiver me limber!" than you go up to the deck, and see a seat with a steering wheel in front of it, complete with a set of acceleraters and brakes on the ground. why the hell does this thing handle like a car? you look over... and find that their are no keys in the ignition... where should you look for them first?
A) in your imagination
B) screw keys, im gonna get this ship sliding down the mountain!
C) inside the ship
D) inside the pirate hat
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:45 pm
D Because pirate hats are pretty roomy. You never know what's in em tell ya lookk!
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:29 am
you tip the hat over, and start shaking it... and out falls a comilation of old cd's, a half eaten bagel covered in peanut butter, the beard of a jewish preist, an early 90's pokemon comic book, various dirty magazines, a dog collar, some keys, banana boat suntan lotion, a banana boat, the first season of two and a half men on disc, fingerless gloves, a used bandade, an unused bandade, three quarters, a nickel and half a dime.
A) Sweet! An early 90's Pokemon comic!
B) Sweet! the Keys!
C) Sweet! Dirty magazines!
D) Sweet! a used bandade!
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:22 pm
But I want the half a dime. ;_;
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:08 pm
you pick up the comic book and look inside. the text and illustration consumes your mind, and you stare at the pages for hours. "Wasnt i suppose to be doing something?? nah..." You keep looking at the pages...
you read on and learn that a caterpie uses self-destruct and destroys entire cities, causing nuclear fallout throughout the country. hurray! "Oh yeah... i WAS doing something!" you look down at the pile of junk, throwing down the comic.
A) Sweet! a compilation of old cds!
B) Sweet! The first season of two and a half man on disk!
C) Sweet! The keys!
D) Sweet! banana boat suntan lotion!
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:13 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:22 pm
JACKPOT!
you pick of the sun tan lotion, and rub it all over your hair shouting "Yes, Yes, OH GOD YES!" your parents would be proud. then you get an idea...
you rub it all over your body and clothes, then run down the deck, jump onto the floor, and you sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!
you eventually stop doing this, after having bumped into several walls and obtaining multiple splinters. bored with the lotion, you throw it back into the pile.
A) Sweet! a half eaten bagel covered in peanut butter!
B) Sweet! the keys!
C) Sweet! fingerless gloves!
D) Sweet! three quarters a nickel and half a dime!
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:52 pm
I wonder how this'll go.
D.
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:37 am
take the three quarters and put them in your pocket, along with nickel.
but then you pick up the dime and think, "Hmmm...... i think i have a way to make this worth more money..." you take the half-a-dime, and you snap it in half. "Great! now i have two Quarters!" you put the coins into your wallet and look at the pile again... oooh... more stufff....
A) Sweet! the beard of a jewish preist!
B) Sweet! a dog collar
C) Sweet! a banana boat!
D) Sweet! the keys!
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:54 pm
How far are you...A! ...from the neverending chaos?
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:01 pm
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