SuperJawes2112
Drinky McIrish
l -Xera- l The Dark
Drinky McIrish
l -Xera- l The Dark
Drinky McIrish
Don't forget that it's also Jesus's fault, for dying for the sins of mankind so that we could continue this damned boogie.

Also the fault of the Tigress and Euphrates for even creating a civilization.
And you know what, those damn apes for evolving into humans. I mean, whose idea was that?

Blame Darwin, he gave us the idea to think we ever came from Apes.
You know what? Good point, that damn bearded b*****d. His beard wasn't even as cool as Karl Marx's beard, which is a ******** cop-out.

I bet if I got a big beard, I could start throwing out theories that people eat up like the last food on earth.

Also, I'd like to add that Reggie has yet to kick any asses, or take names. There, I said it.
Well if you do that, I'm going to have to take the evangelical route, attacking the good science with sheer stupidity moral opposition.
After that, I cast Balberith and Flare activates, killing them all.