The sworn testimony of Christopher Alice Powell(audio)
*taps microphone*
Is it on?
Sprood, Client Lad, quit that! Now just tell your side of the story.Okay. Cassandra Sandsmark harasses me at Lantern's and at the Bistro. Mostly sexual harassment via fan fictions but she berates me as well...threatens me.
Specifics?Well, she's mad that I got rid of the fan fictions that were ordered into my store. She yelled at me and then raided our dumpster after I wouldn't sell them anymore.
Also, she yells at me for everything in the Bistro. The place has a long history of self-service over the years but suddenly any time I step behind the counter, she threatens me. The other night, she buried me in a pile of slash fan fictions. She also called me a liar when I mentioned an alternate reality to her in which we dated. I WANT THAT ON THE RECORD! CASSIE AND I DATE IN A WEIRD HIGH SCHOOL WORLD!
Client Lad! scream *clears throat*
Yes, well, she also threatened me a gun that she claimed would send me into the world of a fan fiction. A couple nights later, I go to buy a beer and I get blasted into slash fiction. It was awful...I can't unsee it.
gonk There, there, Client Lad. I know how much pain and suffering this has caused you.*blows nose*
Yes, well...other incidents,,,she pelted me with dirty jock straps belonging to Achilles. She refuses to leave Lantern's when I kick her out. She kicks me out of the Bistro because I confronted the villain who tortured everyone here with Lady Gaga...physically bullies me too.
Anything else?Yea, now she's planning on harassing me with a baseless countersuit. How can I function in the Nexus if I'm always looking over my shoulder for Cassie to pummel with her poorly written erotic fiction?
Thank you, Client Lad.
