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 Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:05 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:09 am
Not drunk wow, but stoned wow.
Stoned wow:
So I got stoned. Threw in my Dark Side of the Moon and Electric Ladyland CD, and I was a happy ********. Sitting there, eventually being able to convince myself that WoW > bed, and so I started playing a bit. Seriously one of the best experiences I've ever had with a video game. Listening to great music, and getting so involved in the game it was ridiculous. I had a pretty great time.
Not that interesting, but I like thinking back on it.
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:40 am
95% of my WoW play is drunk I can't really remember the last time I was sober wile playing. Its more fun that way. I don't care if its 7 am or pm if Im on WoW Im drinking.
The very first time I ever did Slabs on my rogue I had just finished a bottle of Vodka and had just started taking shots of JD. I was doing ok at first but as soon as we got to the second boss everything around me started to jump up and down, slow at first then it got faster and faster until I could hardly see anything on the screen, then I blacked out.
Next think I know I was standing over Murmurs corpse and everyone is saying good group, and gratz on the new dagger. I was like huh.... whut... where am I?
Another time I was completely trashed and I was talking to a GM because I filled out some report about what ever stupid s**t I could think of at the time. And the whole conversation turned into me hitting on the GM asking for his phone number and he was polite and turning me down and I said "what don't like girls" and he said something along the lines of "I'd hate for you to wake up tomorrow with a hangover and suspended account."
=(
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:25 pm
SHROOMS AND WOW:
I HAD JUST GOTTEN AN 8TH OF SHROOMS IN A CHOCOLATE, AND I HAD 3 BEERS TOO, SO I DECIDED TO SAVAGE IT ALL IN A HURRY. THE BEERS HAD GOT ME A BIT BUZZ BUT THE SHRROMS DIDNT KICK IN YET, SO I SAID "******** IT" AND ATE THE REST OF THEM.....BAD IDEA >_>.
20 MINUTES LATER I WAS LISTENING TO SOME HEAVY BASS TECHNO WHILE STRIPPING MY CLOTHES OFF CUZ I WAS HAVING HOT AND COLD FLASHES, NOT ONLY THAT BUT I HAD MY BLACK LIGHTS ON TOO SO MY EYES WERE PLAYING TRICKS ON ME, I COULD SWEAR MY BOB MARLEY POSTER WAS TALKING TO ME
THIS ALL HAPPENED WHILE I WAS RUNNING HEROIC MECH,
WHEN I LOGGED ON THE NEXT DAY MY FRIEND TOLD ME I WAS JUST RUNNING CIRCLES AND THEN HIT SPRINT TO THE FIRST BOSS AND DID LIKE 3% DMG BEFORE I GOT MOLLYWHOPPED xd
GOOD TIMES xp
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:51 pm
I got taken off clicker duty at Mag once for being too drunk, the weekend before I was on mass dispell duty during Zul'jin which is a much harder fight imo and I didn't miss a single one!!!! I keep telling them I play better less sober.
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:12 pm
[.SCaR.] SHROOMS AND WOW:
TOO SO MY EYES WERE PLAYING TRICKS ON ME, I COULD SWEAR MY BOB MARLEY POSTER WAS TALKING TO ME
GOOD TIMES xp That's scary, if that was for real exclaim
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:12 pm
I prefer my WoW sober ^^ While we were still doing SSC the only aff-lock we had were forced to kite the striders as Vashj. And he was drunk all the time. Never seen a better kiter either. heart He's the kinda person where dps goes up with the booze. With me it's the other way, I write to much o_o;
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:22 am
Colonel_Hammerfall [.SCaR.] SHROOMS AND WOW:
TOO SO MY EYES WERE PLAYING TRICKS ON ME, I COULD SWEAR MY BOB MARLEY POSTER WAS TALKING TO ME
GOOD TIMES xp That's scary, if that was for real exclaim
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:23 am
A couple years ago we had one guy get completely toasted. It was quite funny to listen. Two of us on vent nearly convinced him to kite a world dragon.
He started talking about the fire in the middle of IF. About that time, I got a whisper from an old guildmate of mine asking if a hunter from my guild just jumped into the lava pools at the forge.
I recorded it all and it was funny to listen to him later on and just how "toasty" he was.
For my 21st birthday, I waited until midnight then I started going through my drinks. I found out that night that healing + alcohol = dead tank. I'm sure I was recorded for later laughs.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:57 pm
About two years or so ago I was laid off and really had nothing but free time until the company I work for called me back again, so I took this time to partake in some WoW accompanied by MD 20/20.
If you haven't heard of MD 20/20, it's probably because you're not a bum or didn't drink absolutely terrible alcohol in high school, but the best way I can describe it is more of a "Malt Wine", my favorite weapon of choice being the "Bling Bling Blue" MD for about tree fiddy at any fine local corner store. I absolutely don't recommend it to anybody (the hangovers are quite possibly some of the more brutal hangovers I've had), it tastes like Kool-Aid for grown ups, but gets you pretty hammered, pretty quickly, for pretty cheap.
So I'm half way into my second bottle of the Bling Bling Blue when I'm on vent, humming the Duke Nukem theme song for some ungodly reason and kicking the ever loving crap out of our guild's holy priest in a duel when I start talking about my girlfriend at the time. Now, I'll spare you the details but she was hands down the horniest girlfriend I've ever had. So, I'm telling my guild all about this, and about the wonders of a blow job with a prostate massage when one of the married chicks in the guild chimes in and starts talking about how she's into BDSM. This interests the s**t out of me, so I'm drinking, and I'm talking about the intricacies of gag masks and rope tying and assorted s**t like that when I lose all recollection of anything that happened past that.
Apparently, according to my guild mate's husband, who also happened to be on vent that day (Yes, I drank that early) I was so smashed that I was hitting on his wife, asking her to show me how to do all this BDSM s**t, but that he realized that I was incredibly intoxicated and didn't really think anything of it, but if I were to hit on his wife again, he'd kill me. All's well that ends well, I guess.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:56 pm
roflmao.
thats the most win story ever.
I never do anything interesting or funny drunk ;_; Our raid leader used to raid drunk a lot. I think a bottle of wine came with every raid he ever lead as standard. Probably because he needed the stress relief from having to deal with us :p
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:32 pm
I got home and my friend wanted to do the elite quests in Nagrand. I woke up the next day to broken armor lying dead in Nagrand. =(
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:28 am
The first time i ran kara with my priest i was drunk.
I was one of the best / the best damn healer too.
I think the annoying thing was, i was with friends at the time, and they were playing pool, so i wasn't really watching my screen.
We did Prince that night... Got him down to 1% after 3 tries and then called it a night. I hated those infernals, landing in the wrong places. sad
That was ages ago though.
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:08 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:52 am
I decided I'd hold a little recruitment drive in Org at 5am while being drunk, I got 6 people to join, all of them 70s
I'm drunk now so this robably doesnt even that funny.
wait i might plau mroe mARIO KART.I CANT FEEL MY WRISTS.
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