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 Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:53 am
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. “How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil. “Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently. “You did WHAT?!” the teacher exclaimed in surprise. “You know,”explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst!’ and it didn’t move.”
2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later….. “Da-ad….” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?” “No, You had your chance. Lights out.” Five minutes later “Da-aaaad…..” “WHAT?” “I’m THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??” I told you NO! If you ask again, I’ll have to spank you!!” Five minutes later…… “Daaaa-aaaad…..” “WHAT!” “When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?”
3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him “How do you expect to get into Heaven?” The boy thought it over and said, “Well, I’ll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!" lol
heart Hope u all like my first joke post....... heart newbe
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:21 pm
haha those were all right!
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:19 pm
heart ...glad you enjoyed them heart
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:27 pm
The first one is awesome I can just imagine a kid saying that.
Second sounds like something I'd have said when I was a child and the last is a bit of an eyeroller but I smiled.
Fun stuff Fire!
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:17 pm
I instantly got the first one when I heard it. xD
And also the second one.
But the last one, was really funny. ^_^
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:51 pm
...I totally relate to the kid in the second joke...its something I wouldve done as a kid...lol
Heres some more....
1.A little girl in first grade was doing very well especially in spelling. One day she came home with new words to study for an upcoming test and she asked her mother to help. They came to the word "knit" and her mother asked her to spell it. She said, "n-i-t".
Her mother said, "No, try again."
She said, very slowly, "n-i-t".
Her mother said, "Now, honey, I know you know how to spell this word, try again."
Very aggravated and very slowly, as if her mother was just not getting the whole picture, she spelled, "N-I-T!"
Finally, her mother told her that the correct spelling was k-n-i-t. The little girl looked at her mother, put her hands on her hips and said, "THE 'K' IS SILENT!"
2.Lady: What a cute little boy. What's your name, sweetheart?
Little Boy: Connor.
Lady: Can you tell me your full name?
Little Boy: Connor Stop That!
3.A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world.
When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground. "I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted.
"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:05 am
That last one was really funny. xD
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:00 am
Alchemist_Shuro That last one was really funny. xD
Hehe... I like kids jokes... they definately give our lives a nicer point of view
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