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Angel of Forgotten Souls Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:30 pm
Dr. Jones goes to the retirement home for his monthly rounds. He sees Joe and asks him, "Joe, how much is three times three?" Joe responds "59." He goes over to Tom and asks, "Tom, how much is three times three?" Tom responds, "Wednesday." He finally goes over to John and asks, "John, how much is three times three?" "NINE" replies John. "That's right ...now how did you come to that answer?" "It was easy...I just subtracted 59 from Wednesday!"
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:31 pm
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I broke my arm in two places!
Doctor: Stay out of them places!
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Angel of Forgotten Souls Vice Captain
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Angel of Forgotten Souls Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:32 pm
Q What is the difference between God and an orthopedic surgeon
A God dosn't think he is an orthopedic surgeon.
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:34 pm
Did you hear about the latest birth control pill for men?
You take it the day after. It changes your blood type.
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Angel of Forgotten Souls Vice Captain
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Angel of Forgotten Souls Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:35 pm
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.
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