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I once said that to the weird kid who stuck his hands down his pants as a dare (the saying, not the sticking) and then he decided that I loved him and kept flirting with me.

They should have a warning label on that pickup line. Like, something so that whenever you read it a siren goes off in your brain and a voice that sounds like it's coming through a megaphone screams, "Use at your own risk."

Damn it would be awesome to be able to make people hear awesome stuff by just writing words. I'd write an erotica novel and in the middle of a hot sweaty sex scene the words "Did you just pet your DOG with that hand?" would go off.