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 Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:37 pm
Write your personal memoirs of insanity in here!!!
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:16 pm
At the age of two, I was eleven and a half feet tall, and had grown many spikes that would take several years and many painful operations to fix.
My parents had been mere DNA donors for a lab experiment that would one day be me.
My parents were as follows: a fish, something found in the garbage behind a 24 hour mart, some cat fur, a lock of hair taken from a salon, and 1 moldy banana. Who was mom, and who was dad, I'm unsure even to this day.
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:55 am
At the age of 10 I finally learned to walk.
I didn't have any friends, and ate mostly snails.
And anything spirally resembling a snail.
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:38 am
I was a frog in my past life.
I was eaten.
By a giant tadpole.
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:11 pm
I've never heard of giant tadpoles.
WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THEM???
They sound awesome!
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