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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:36 pm

wow. O.o

you notice we are the only people posting on this thread? O.o I just noticed that. xp not a very lively contest....

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:48 pm

yea i know that is because this is still in the lip gloss and black sub-forum and no one comes here i asked if they could move it back since it had nothing bad in it and they said no well it seem like ur wining this contest cause im not competing for my own OMFG box

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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:53 pm

Okay so when my brother was in kindergarten he always ended up getting into fights with this one kid. One time his teacher was trying to pull them apart and she started in on the typical kindergarten teacher speech.

"We don't hit our friends!"

My brother quickly replied, "He's not my friend!"

The teacher thought for a second and hen told him, "well we don't hit other people. It's not nice."

He then without hesitation kicked the other kid in the shins and went to the principal's office.

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:49 pm

Ever have that moment where you go something funny in life . . .
and then it all disappears.

mad mad mad mad mad mad mad burning_eyes

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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:16 pm

xd I pwn this competition.

This happened in 6th grade while waiting outside the Gym for the previous class to come out so our class could go in. My friends Hope, Kristen, Jeremy, and I were all goofing off and laughing really hard because Hope had run into a wall. It was funny! And she thought so too....but....well, just see. -_-;;

Hope: @.@;;....oh mi god.....I'm so dizzy! I think I squished some of my brains!!
Kristen: *is in hysterics* AHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: Hope!! Your too crazy already!! XD
Jeremy: That was so cool!! Did you see?! It was like WHAM!! HAHAHA!!
Me: *laughs harder* AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hope: HAHAHA!! It was even cooler on THIS end!! The wall like, POPPED outta nowhere man!! And I was like AAAAAHHHH!! NUUUUU!! BAAM!! XD
Me: Oh wow...*tries to breath* My cheeks hurt!! That was awesome!! *staggers*
Kristen: Shawty!! You gotta BREATH!! XD
Me: I'm trying!! HAHAHAHA!!
Jeremy: HAHAHA!!! *holds his sides* XD
Hope: Smurf! You guys are gonna pass out!! And I'm NOT dragging all of you to the nurses office!! xD
Me: Ok.....*breaths a few times still grinning* I think I'm good....
Kristen: Yeah me too...*is still beaming*
Jeremy: *is still trying to calm down* >////< PPFFFTT!!
Hope: *stares blankly at me*
Me: *looks back* What? 0_o?
Hope:.....Hey Smurf.....look behind you....*grins*
Me: *glances back to see a trash barrel* 0_o?.....Yeah? So?
Jeremy: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!*bursts out laughing and falls to the floor in front of me*
Me: AH!! *jumps back and is teetering over the trash can* AH!! I'M GONNA FALL!! *waves arms trying to stay up*>_Kristen: Shawty!! XD Yew look like a bird!!
Hope: 0_o;;..............................*pokes ash and she falls back into the trash can*
Me: AAAAAAGGGHHH!!! gonk *gets stuck*
Jeremy: *had just gotten up when he saw Ash, stuck in the trash can kicking her legs and squirming* 0_0;; ....... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*falls over again*
Hope: *is in hysterics and keeps falling down whenever she tries to get up*
Me: *as I squirm and get stuck the air in the bin comes up around me puffing up the bag* AAAAAHHHH!!! HEEEELLLP!!!
Kristen: Shawty!! I cant-AAHHAHAHAHA!!! *laughs*
Me: *bag puffs up more as I slowly sink further into the trash can* gonk I'M SIIINKIIIINNNGG!!!! HEEEEELLLPP!!!! *kicks her legs but they cant reach the floor*

*doors to the gym open and the class switches Jeremy escaping still in hysterics Hope and Kristen still on the floor and me still stuck*

Hope: AHAHAHAHA!! SMURF!! YOUR TRASH-CAN-BUTT!!! XD
Kristen: *burst out laughing again*
Me: gonk IT'S NAWT FUNNYYY!!! I'M STUUUCK!!!
Hope: *falls over again* AH!! I CANT TAKE IT!! *runs into the gym to escape death by laughter*
Me: DON'T LEAVE MEEEE!!! gonk
Kristen: Oh...Shawty....xD I'll get yew outta there!
Me: oh thank you Kristen!! crying

*Kristen grabs Ash's arm and being too strong yanks way too hard and ash AND the can fly up a foot before landing on it's edge and falling over knocking Ash on her side still stuck*

Kristen: O-O!! ......oops......*burst out laughing again*
Me: gonk AAAHHH!!! *squirms looking like a hermit crab* I'M STILL STUUUUCK!!! gonk
Kristen: OMG!! NO MOOOORREE!!! XD *runs into the gym*
Me: AAAHHH!!! DON'T LEAVE MEEEEE!!!! gonk

*gym teacher walks up*

Teach: O_O;;..........................what the HELL happened here?!?! scream
Me: *still squirming like a hermit crab stuck in the can* HEEELLP MEEEEE!!!! gonk
Teach: O_o;;......*yanks pulling ash outta the can*
Me: THANK YEW!!! gonk *tries to get pizza off her butt* crying
Teach: O_O;;..........*raises one eyebrow*
Me: >.>;;.......uhhhh......I'm late.....*gets the @#^$% outta there* crying
Teach: O_O;;;..........=_=;;;...........I hate this job......

-_-;;....yep....and now my friends have come up with some lame excuse saying its now a tradition. So every year they grab, steal, push, toss, throw, and/or kidnap me and I end up in a can.....-.-;.......it sucks.....It doesn't help either that all of them, excluding Grey, are taller than me. =_=;;.....UNFAIR ADVANTAGE!!!! scream

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